兔子的英语谜语

请问谁是百兽之王？答案：动物园园长 有一群小鸡在菜地里乱窜，小鸡是谁的？答案：鸡妈妈的 一溜三棵树，把十匹马来栓，栓单不栓双，问，每棵树栓几匹马呢？答案：一、六、三棵树！当然是每棵栓一匹了！ 什么东西被你弄死了然而还是你自己流的血？答案：蚊子 一头公牛加一头母牛，猜三个字。答案：两头牛 一头公牛加一头母牛，猜五个字。答案：还是两头牛 森林中有十只鸟，小开枪打死了一只，其它九只却都没有飞走，为什么？答案：因为是鸵鸟 一只羊在吃草,一只狼从旁边经过,但没有吃羊，猜一种动物。答案：虾 又一只狼经过，还是没有吃羊，猜一种动物。答案：对虾 羊经过狼旁边对着狼大喊大叫，狼还是没吃羊，猜一种动物。答案：龙虾 猎豹从北京跑到上海走哪条路最快？答案：地图上的路 两米长的跑道，七寸长的红螃蟹和五寸长的黑螃蟹赛跑，谁先到终点？答案：黑螃蟹（红螃蟹是煮熟了的） 两只狗赛跑，甲狗跑得快，乙狗跑得慢，跑到终点时，哪只狗出汗多？答案：狗不会出汗 青蛙为什么能跳得比树高？答案：因为树不会跳 一个人吃了一大口西瓜，然后站在门外吐。为什么？打一动物。答案：兔子（吐耔） 你喝完酒站在马路边上向大地怒吼，猜一动物。答案：野兔

正如我们中国很多脑筋急转弯题目是在谐音上做文章一样,英语脑筋急转弯也广泛采用了谐音(homonyms)和双关(puns),问此而答彼,导致诙谐的效果。以下是我为大家准备的英语小谜语脑筋急转弯，希望大家喜欢!

英语脑筋急转弯

1."Railroad crossing,Look out for the cars."Can you spell it without any R's

"铁路道口,当心火车."你能不用"R"把它拼写出来吗

2.Can you read"Madam, I'm Adam." without pronouncingany M'S

你能不发"M"的音,把"尊敬的女士,我是亚当."读出来吗

3.Can you say"Richard and Robert had a rabbit."without pronouncing any R'S

你能不发"R"的音,把"理查得和罗伯特有只兔子"说出来吗

Keys:

1.Sure.I-t.

当然能,I-t.

2.Of course, I can sure read without pronouncing anything.

当然,我会默读.

3.Dick and Bob had a bunny.

迪克和鲍勃有只兔子.

Notes:

1.car n.汽车,火车,缆车

3.Dick和Bob分别是Richard和Robert的昵称,

bunny是rabbit的儿语词,也作bunny rabbit.

英语绕口令

1 Six sharp smart sharks.

2 Six shimmering sharks’ sharply striking shins.

3 Six short slow shepherds.

4 Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

5 Six sticky sucker sticks.

6 Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.

7 Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

8 A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.

9 A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.

10 How much dew would a dewdrop drop if a dewdrop could drop dew?

英语笑话故事

A Mistake

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. "Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."

"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.

"Where are the others?" asked a medic.

"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."

搞错了

一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。“每人给我五百美元，”他说，“我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。”

“成交!”美国人说。立刻，他发现自己毫不损伤地站在现场附近。

“其他人在哪儿?”一名医生问道。

“我离开之前，”那名美国人说，“我看见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应该由他的政府来出这笔钱。”

Rabbit 兔子嘛英译为：它有长耳朵和短尾巴。它喜欢萝卜。