那么多趣事英语

Five Hundred Times 五百遍 In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times." 在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。”

Funny things注：funny 英 [ˈfʌni] 美 [ˈfʌni] adj. 有趣的，好笑的，滑稽的; （口） 稀奇的，古怪的，奇异的; 有病的，不舒服的; 狡猾的，欺骗（性）的，可疑的，不光明的; n. 滑稽人物; 笑话，有趣的故事; 滑稽连环漫画栏; （英） （比赛用）单人双桨小艇; [例句]Wade was smart and not bad-looking, and he could be funny when he wanted to.韦德脑子聪明，相貌也不难看，而且如果他愿意的话还很风趣。

奇闻趣事用英文这么说奇闻趣事 [词典] odds and ends;