头头的奋斗
Exchange rate on the international economy has a more profound influence, but actually to exchange rate fluctuationsThe influence of different countries are not the same. Exchange rate on a country's economic development process of the influence of size and spread, will see the following four basic conditions:(a) country opening degree.A country's economic dependence on foreign trade, import and export of deep in GDP in larger proportion, the exchange rate on the country's economy will greatly influence process, Conversely, is smaller.(2) country commodity production is diversified.Producing a single Commodity Exchange rate on the country's economic influence, For goods production diverse country.(3) of the country and the degree of the international financial market.The country is closely related to participate in international financial market, few countries have less impact activities.The exchange of inflation (4).Monetary fully convertible in international payments, using a much larger, otherwise, the influence is less affected.In addition, a country of economy, trade and the intervention process of exchange rate, rival country import country of foreign exchange control, various measures such as import controls, can make exchange rate and the country's economic development process of contact complicate
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英文笑话段子带翻译
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Snorer 瞌睡者
The preacher was vexed(生气的) because a certain member of his congregation(集会，圣会) always fell asleep during the sermon.
As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation. "All who want to go to heaven, please rise." Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "Be seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, "All those who want to be with the devil, please rise."
Awaking with a start(吓一跳) , the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit(讲道坛) , "Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."
牧师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他说教时打瞌睡。
一个星期天，正当坐在前排的那个人又在瞌睡时，牧师决定要好好教育他一下，让他不要再在布道时睡觉。于是他低声对信徒们说：“想去天堂的人，都请站起来吧。”所有的人都站了起来——当然，除了那个打瞌睡的人。在低声说过请坐后，牧师高声喊道：“想去下地狱的人请站起来!”
打瞌睡的人被这突然的`喊叫声惊醒了，他站了起来。看到牧师高站在教坛上，正生气的看着他。这个人说道：“噢，先生，我不知道我们在选什么，但看上去只有你和我是候选人。
Sharing the Apples 分苹果
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.
Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?
妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。跟妹妹分着吃。妈妈说。
所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。
哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。
对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗?还着什么急呀?
Intelligent son 聪明的儿子
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
"Certainly"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。
儿子回来后,父亲问他:“你把信丢进邮筒了吗?” “当然”“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”
“我当然看见信封上什么也没写”“那你为什么不拿回来呢?”
“我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!”
米米狗狗
哦，嗨，你好，你好，你好吗？？是的，是的，你在这里的虚拟理发？是的，是的，好的，我会去找路易吉。他会来把你的头发。我是曼努埃尔，我就待在那里。嗯，路易吉？路易吉？啊，路易吉！这是曼努埃尔在这里。嗯，人在虚拟的发型。你最好来了。谢谢，曼努埃尔，我现在好。嗯，他来了，他现在……同时我会在这里玩音乐，玩吉他，因为那是我在这里在理发店。嗯啊，真高兴见到你。欢迎来到斯塔基等等和虚拟理发理发店。我想开始演示移动在你的右手边，捡起袋。如果你安静一会儿，我会把这一袋你的头上就是这样。包了头的顶部，现在我坐下来。我们去那里。我之所以这么做是因为所有的理发店做的。你听我给你在这里很快洗我的手。曼努埃尔，你能去吗？嗯。。是的。hmm.ah谢谢你曼努埃尔。让我洗完我的手在这里。就等我几秒钟。啊，我们去那里。啊，是的，我是说，我们要做的是用头为听点。我们有一个麦克风，头部两侧，在同样的位置是在你的左，右耳朵。你的大脑做一切的工作，告诉你的声音来from.ok，我去拿剪刀。好的，锋利的。现在，当我开始裁剪，我领快船贴近你的耳朵，非常接近右耳，跟着我就像在我的左右移动，头背部，到左耳，往上，头的顶部。好了，现在，你可以得到相同的效果更好的电动剃须刀。我先把它关闭你的右耳朵，这是完美的？靠近背部，并到您的左，右，我觉得美好。曼努埃尔你的意见呢？嗯？干嘛？嗯哇。是的，是的，它看上去路易吉。你这样好的工作了。啊，太感谢你了曼努埃尔。所以很快。现在，我走，我只想告诉你一次，你能听到我在哪里，我走在房间简直是惊人的力量，你的大脑，计算微小的差异，或线索的声音强度和到达时间从2张开耳朵。不同于其他任何助听器，只有一个数字算法，否定自己的实际存在的耳朵完全恢复那些差异。该算法称为cetera.well……谢谢你，多谢你停下来的塔基虚拟理发店和再见。
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