独孤道兵
、老师问学生:人生自古谁无死,你接下一句。学生答:人生自古谁无屎,有谁大便不用纸。老师很生气,叫学生罚站。隔年,老师又问回学生同样的问题。这时学生变聪明了。他答:人生自古谁无屎,有谁大便不用纸。若君不用卫生纸,除非你是用手指。老师很火大,有叫学生罚站!这时,老师看见窗外下着雪,就遗憾的说:上天下雪不下雨,雪到地上变成雨。变成雨时多麻烦,为何当初不下雨。学生又回复老师:老师吃饭不吃屎,饭到肚里变成屎。变成屎时多麻烦,为何当初不吃屎。就这样老师当场晕倒!哈哈......2、地理老师问:河水往哪里流啊?一学生猛站起来唱到:大河向东流啊!老师没理会他接着说:天上有多少颗星星阿?那学生又唱到:天上的星星参北斗阿!老师气急:你给我滚出去!学生:说走咱就走阿!老师无奈:你有病吧?学生:你有我有全都有阿!老师:你再唱一句试试!学生:路见不平一生吼阿!老师:你信不信我奏你?学生:该出手时就出手阿!老师怒:我让你退学!学生:风风火火闯九洲阿!哈哈。。。转给你身边的朋友看到。多笑一笑,让烦恼少一少。
史瑞克0111
很高兴第一时间为您解答,祝学习进步。如有问题请及时追问,谢谢~~O(∩_∩)O如果你认可我的回答,请及时点击【采纳为满意回答】按钮~~手机提问的亲在客户端右上角评价点【满意】即可。~你的采纳是我前进的动力~~Most of us may still hold a happy memory in our minds: when we were young, the Spring Festival was celebrated with the company of the flaming sparks and the loud explosions of firecrackers.我们许多人脑海里仍然残留着这个美好的回忆:童年时的春节是在鞭炮闪闪的火花和轰隆隆的爆炸声中度过的。But because of the numerous disasters caused by them, governments in some big cities have completely banned the firecrackers in the downtown areas.但是由于鞭炮所带来的无尽的灾难,许多大城市已经禁止在城区燃放鞭炮。Some people are sad about this decision. They argue that they will lose the tradition of the Spring Festival.Regardless of the fires and the damage to human bodies caused by firecrackers, they only focus on the pleasure firecrackers can bring about.对于这个决定,有的人非常难过,他们认为这样会失去春节的传统。他们不考虑鞭炮所带来的火灾和对人体的伤害,一味地强调鞭炮所带来的乐趣。With the development of the modern society, more and more changes will take place in our lives, some of which may be great challenges against the traditions, but we should support the government's policy under the consideration of the whole society.What's more, upon stepping into the new century we should celebrate the Spring Festival in a more civilized way .随着现代社会的发展,我们的生活会发生越来越多的变化,其中一些变化对我们的传统提出了挑战,但是,我们应支持政府出于全社会利益而制定的政策。并且,在步入新世纪之际,我们应该采取更加文明的方式来庆祝春节.
曰月無塵
Dear Editor,I’m writing to tell you about our discussion on setting off fireworks. We discussed the advantages and disadvantages of setting off fireworks during the festivals, especially in the Spring Festival. 25 girls and 25 boys attended the discussion. As a result, 50% of them believe that setting fireworks certainly adds pleasure and joy to the festival; therefore, it is a wonderful tradition. And at the same time, we must protect our traditional holidays. But another 40% students argue that setting fireworks causes air and noise pollution, and what’s worse, it sometimes causes terrible accidents to us and to our property. The other 10% have never thought about it or don’t care a bit.In my opinion, setting fireworks should be limited to certain areas and time.I don’t like setting off fireworks at random at any time and any places, because it is noisy and dangerous to kids. I think the best way is the government or some related organization setting off fireworks at certain place at certain time.Thus it can avoid the above disadvantages,Yours truly亲爱的编辑,我写信告诉我们对燃放烟花爆竹的讨论你。我们讨论的优点和节日期间燃放烟花爆竹,特别是在春节,缺点。 25女孩和25男孩参加了讨论。结果,其中50%的人认为设置烟花增添快乐和喜悦一定的节日,因此,它是一个美妙的传统。并在同一时间,我们必须保护我们的传统节日。但是,另外40%的学生认为,设置烟花爆竹造成空气和噪音污染,更糟糕的是,它有时会导致可怕的意外,我们和我们的财产。其他10%的人从来没有想过这个问题,或不小心一点。在我看来,设置烟花爆竹应仅限于某些地区和时间。我不喜欢掀起随意在任何时间,任何地方烟花,因为它是嘈杂和危险的孩子。我认为最好的办法是政府或一些相关的机构设置在一定时间内关闭在某地的烟花。因此,它可避免上述缺点,此致
xiaoyoubaobei
Lantern Festival The 15th day of the 1st lunar month is the Chinese Lantern Festival because the first lunar month is called yuan-month and in the ancient times people called night Xiao.The 15th day is the first night to see a full moon.So the day is also called Yuan Xiao Festival in China.According to the Chinese tradition,at the very beginning of a new year,when there is a bright full moon hanging in the sky,there should be thousands of colorful lanterns hung out for people to appreciate.At this time,people will try to solve the puzzles on the lanterns and eat yuanxiao (glutinous rice ball) and get all their families united in the joyful atmosphere.元宵节:festival of lanterns,lantern festival dumplings 元宵:the rice glue ball 灯谜:riddles written on lanterns 灯具:lamps and lanterns 灯花snuff 灯笼裤 bloomers galligaskins knickers pantalettes plus fours 灯笼lantern scaldfish 灯塔beacon lighthouse pharos 灯语lamp signal 灯油kerosene lamp oil 灯心蜻蜓 damselfly