有毒的苹果英语

Orange:hey..apple..hey.apple..apple..apple..hey,hey…Apple:what?what is it?Orange:Orange’s glad to say apple again,,huh,hahahahaApple:yep yep,,that joke was funny than the first four hundredTimes you saidOrange:hahah,,hey apple,,you look fruity,,huh,,hahahahaApple:yep,,that was hilariousOrange:hey hey appleApple:what?Orange:can you do ten push ups in ten seconds?Apple:what kind of questions is that?i don’t even have armsHow can I do one push up?Orange:hey apple heyApple:what?Orange:can you do this?lalalalalalallalApple:no noOrange:try itApple:nope,,stop itOrange:lulululul…Apple:okey,,make ur point…stop itOrange:bubububu,,lulul…. Apple:would you please be quiet?for quiet now?would u stop yelling For longer than 3 seconds,,I can’t hear myself think..ah ah Orange:hey apple ..knife Apple:oh oh oh,,, Orange:ohoh,,I warn you..try to warn you..hey pear Pear: oh,,god

毒苹果 crrel apple

人们对食物有很多奇怪的想法。在18世纪，美国人从来不吃西红柿。他们把西红柿种在花园里，因为它们太漂亮了。但是他们认为蔬菜是有毒的，他们叫西红柿是“有毒的苹果”。汤姆斯杰斐逊总统知道西红柿可以吃。他是个博学的人，他去过巴黎，学会了爱上番茄的味道。他在花园里种了很多种番茄。他告诉他的厨师一个方法做奶油番茄汤。这道漂亮的番茄汤被用来招待下一个总统宴会。客人们觉得汤的味道很好，他们绝没想到总统会用有毒的苹果招待他们。总统也从没告诉尊敬的客人们真相。

This is not your fault,for I ate this poisonous apple of you willingly

That is not your fault,I voluntarily ate the poisonous apple you offer.

Orange：Hey, apple, apple, hey, hey apple, apple, hey！

嘿，苹果，苹果，嘿，嘿苹果，苹果，嘿！

Apple：what?! What matter?!

什么？！什么事？！

Orange：Hey, the apple.

嘿，苹果.

the orange wants again to say a ~this joke said the first 400 in you time also very interesting.

橘子想再说一遍~ 这个玩笑在你说前四百遍的时候还挺有意思的。

Orange：Hey, apple!

嘿，苹果！

Apple：What matter?

什么事？

Orange：You look like very have fruit taste ~ ha ha ha ha ......

你看起来挺有水果味的~哈哈哈哈……

Apple：Yes

是啊

orange：hey apple! You can make ten push-ups in ten seconds?

嘿苹果！你能在十秒钟内做十个俯卧撑嘛？

Apple：What question is this? My arm does not have, how makes the push-up?

这是什么问题？我连胳膊都没有，怎么做俯卧撑？

Orange：Hey, apple!

嘿，苹果！

Apple：Why?

干吗？

Orange：Hey! Hey apple!

嘿！ 嘿，苹果！

Apple：What does?

干什么？

Orange：You can make this? (Sticks out one's tongue crazily)

你能做这个吗？（狂吐舌头）

apple：stops! Stops down! Can ask you to get down peacefully? Can you stop down for three seconds? I did not have the means to ponder!

停！停下来！能请你安静下来吗？你能不能停下来三秒？我都没办法思考了！

Orange：Hey apple!

嘿，苹果！

Apple：What?

什么？

Orange：Knife!

刀子！

ah!!!! (Apple pitiful yell)

啊！！！！（苹果惨叫）

orange：oh! Day! I have reminded you! Sounds very the pain ...... Hey, pear!

哦！天啊！我提醒过你！听起来很痛…… 嘿，梨子！

Pear: Oh, day ......

梨子：哦，天啊……