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爱笑的人，运气总不会太差，因为笑可以让人充满正能量，更能让自己面对挫折，勇往直前，以下笑话希望能让你爆笑每一天。

How to Bee Rich 如何致富

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel Ill tell my fatherSister's boyfriend: No,don't do that.Here's a nickelLittle brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I’ve made this month.

弟弟:我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。姐姐的男朋友;不要那样做。给你五分钱。弟弟:我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。

Lucky Mother 幸运的母亲

A young eother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there sere so muny hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daushterher ten before putiing her to bed. First she ave hera slice ot frosh browm brend and butter. ut the child said that she did not want it like thaL. She anked for some hee bread asiselE ler sothet lrm iced at hue fota fenseconds and then said, When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.Lucy looked at