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故事教学法的应用使得教师在课堂有限的时间内,最高效率地完成教学任务以及实现教育人的目的。我整理了英语幽默搞笑小故事，欢迎阅读! 英语幽默搞笑小故事篇一 幸运? Walking to work one day, my hu *** and was hit by a car. It was a minor accident and the driver apologized，adding; "You certainly are lucky. We're right next to a doctor's office." 有一天我丈夫走路去上班，被汽车给撞了。我丈夫伤势不太重。司机向他道了歉，随后又说:“你太幸运了，我们就在医务室附近。” "I don't know how lucky that is ,"my hu *** and replied."I' m the doctor. " 我丈夫回答说:“我并不感到有多幸运，我就是那儿的医生。” 英语幽默搞笑小故事篇二 分享 As the mother of three *** all children born two years apart, I'm often very tired in the evening. Their father and I have set strict rules that after stories，prayers, one drink and the bathroom scene，they must go to bed and stay there. 作为一个每隔两年生一个小孩，现已是三个小孩的母亲，我到晚止时常感列精疲力尽。他们的父亲和我给孩子们订下严格的规定:讲完故事、祈祷、喝水、上厕所之后，他们必须马上上床睡觉。不许再干别的事。 One night，after a particularly trying day，all three were finally tucked in and I headed to the kitchen for some cookies，milk and solitude. I had just started to relax when I was surrounded by three little people，standing there watching me eat. Turning to their father I asked，"Do we relent or stick with the rules?" 一天晚上，经过了一番努力，三个孩子终于钻进了被窝。我来到了厨房想吃点饼乾，喝点牛奶，独自呆一会儿。我刚想放松一下，就被二个孩子团团围住。他们站在那儿盯着我吃东西.我转向他们的父亲问:“我们还要不要遵守规定了?” Our three-year-old piped up，”Stick with the rules,Mom. " 我们三岁的小孩说:“妈妈，还是坚持按规定做吧!” Knowing she didn't really want to be sent back to bed,I asked，"And what are the rules，Mellisa?" 我知道她不想去睡觉，就问:“玛丽莎，那么规定是怎么说的呢?” "Share with one another,"she replied. “有福同享。”她回答说。 英语幽默搞笑小故事篇三 纹身 A few months after Tom and I were married一during World War II, he was shipped off to Pearl Harbor. In one of his first letters，he wrote，"I'm going to have a Navy battle-ship tattooed on my chest.” 二战中，汤姆和我刚结婚几个月，他就被派到珍珠港。在他早期的一封信中，他写道:“我想把海军战舰纹刻在胸前。” Instead of pleading, I answered simply,“Send me a pitcture of your tattoo，and I'll have a duplicate put on my chest. " 我没有劝阻，只是简单地回了信:“给我寄一张你纹旁的照片来，然后我也在我的胸前仿纹一个。” We have been married for 51 years. Neither of us has a tattoo. 我们现在已结婚51年了，谁也没纹过身。
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(一)
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake.
怎样才能不让梦游者(sleepwalker)梦游(walk in his sleep)呢?最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。
(二)
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人。
(三)
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
(四)
my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my preciouslittle dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊! 布朗夫人：没有用的`，我的小狗不认识字。”
(五)
Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only oneclaw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then.
给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员， 这个龙虾只有一只爪。 -- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。 -- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。
