英语爱情小品剧本

人物：团支书，小艾，小玲，小伍 场景：教室 团支书：同学们，同窗们，同志们，同胞们，同。。。同。。。同什么们！请大家听我说一句！ 三人：说吧。 团支书：你们听不听啊？ 三人：听着呢！ 团支书：真的听？ 三人：真的! 团支书：确定？ 三人：确定。 团支书：不反悔？ 三人：不反悔。 团支书：你们是认真的？没骗我？ 三人：你说不说啊？ 团支书：噢，我开始说了！----我要说什么来的？ 三人晕倒。 团支书：啊！！！对了！ 三人坐起。 团支书：我真的忘了我要说什么！ 三人又晕倒。 团支书：好了，言归传正，你们再不能醉死梦生了！你们一定要自强不息，自告奋勇，自，自，自。。。好好改过，抵制日货！ 小玲：这都什么乱七八糟的！ 团支书：小玲！你为什么上课要睡觉？ 小玲：我困故我睡！ 团支书：你为什么不在宿舍睡？ 小玲：我也想啊！可老师不让走！ 团支书：你就不能下课睡？ 小玲：我下课了也睡！ 团支书：那你晚上做什么？ 小玲：你晚上做什么？ 团支书：睡觉啊！ 小玲：我们这个习性一样！ 团支书：你除了睡觉还做什么？ 小玲：很重要的事！----吃饭！ 团支书：那学习怎么办？ 小玲：我也想咨询这个问题呢！ 团支书：同学！请端正态度！为什么一天到晚都睡觉？ 小玲：是啊！ 团支书：就不能一晚到天睡吗？ 小玲晕倒。 小艾：哈哈哈！ 团支书：小艾，你怎么总是玩游戏？ 小艾：心理需要！ 团支书：游戏有什么好玩的？课余时间玩玩就算了！最瞧不起你们这些玩游戏的，一点技术含量没有！告诉你老师很生气，后果很严重！ 小伍：哈哈，你又挂了！ 团支书：还有你小伍！ 小伍：有！ 团支书：看看你一天，除了找女生约会，喝茶散步，这成绩都被你泡进去值得吗？ 小伍：是啊！前途无靓啊！---无靓女！ 团支书：是前途无亮了，――无光亮！ 同学们，同窗们，同志们，同――― 三人：你就直说吧！ 团支书：同什么们！ 三人晕倒。 团支书：燃烧我们的青春吧！ 小玲：没火柴！ 团支书：努力奋进吧！ 小艾：没力气！ 团支书：抛弃你们的坏习惯！ 小伍：它不抛弃我！ 团支书：来来来，我们一起用功吧！ 三人趴下：唉！ 团支书：打起神精来，抓紧时间，让我们―――― 下课铃响。 团支书：――――吃饭去！ 三人：耶！ 团支书：你们怎么可以这样啊？你们这样对得起党，对得起国家，对得起人民，对得起你们老母吗？对得起------我吗？ 小艾若有所感：妈！ 团支书：哎！ 小艾：占我便宜！ 团支书：纯属意外！music! (<魔法风>之类抒情曲) 小玲：其实，我也不是那么想睡觉！睡了，只是为了逃避现实！睡了，就看不见讲课的老师，看不见认真的同学，什么也不用想，什么也不用思考！我也想学习，但总觉得，想休息。。。 其他三人鼓掌。 小艾：说真的，我也不一定要玩游戏。是因为觉得学的好累，又学不好，只是想借游戏来麻痹自己！越是苦闷，越是玩游戏，游戏中我是王者，给了我暂时的快乐，但是成绩也越差。成绩越差，又越苦闷！ 其他三人鼓掌。 小伍：说实在的，我对爱情确实有许多的渴望。想体会月上柳梢头，人约黄昏后的浪漫，也为了逃避学习而找借口！一旦放松自己，人也懒散了，更不想学习了。 三人鼓掌。 团支书：我想我明白你们的心情，你们是走入了心灵的阴影！所以我想拉你们一把！作为团支书，帮助你们是我的责任!作为同学，我更希望掉队的同学归队！ （音乐停！）因为我们来到同一个集体，从那一天起，我们就是一家人了！（音乐《因为我们是一家人》） 团支书：好！也许你们一时间无法适应，但我会一直帮助你们，指导你们，引诱你们！ 三人：啊？ 团支书：不！引导你们!诱惑你们！ 三人：哎？ 团支书：总而之言一句话，大家一起努力吧！ 三人：fightting！ 几个人一块努力学习，互相帮助，下。 小玲：在团支书的帮助下，我终于明白了三万六千日，夜夜当秉烛！我的成绩，终于出现了（拿出牌子！）优！ （唱）我喜欢酸的甜这就是真的我，重修班的门从此不再来，多么美好的世界，等待着我去发现！ 小艾：（夹着书）自从我不再打游戏，轻轻松松过四级，现在我努力学英语，目标：―――第一！ （唱）呵呵哈hi快别再打游戏！呵呵哈hi快别再打游戏！重修天王的招牌，被我一脚踢开！ 小伍：书中自有颜如玉，书中自有。。。还是颜如玉！自从有了书的陪伴，我空虚的心灵终于被填满！我挥一挥衣袖，不再接一份重修单！ （唱）我要变成童话里努力的那个孩子，不再重修快快乐乐地学习！ 团支书：同学们，同窗们，同志们，同――――怎么都走光了？同什么们！你们终于成为优秀团员啦！要继续努力，永不放弃啊！ 三人：谢啦！同什么们！

Soldiers: Yes, your highnesss!第四场：（士兵敲门）Stepmother: What’s the matter, soldiers?Soldier1: Are there any young girls in your family, madam?Soldier2: The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace.Soldier3: The prince wants to find her and marry her.Helen: Let me try.The shoe is mine.Soldier1: No,it’s not yours. It’s too small for you.Jenny: It’s mine. Let me try it.Soldier2: No, it’s not yours, it’s too small for you.Stepmother: Hi, come on, maybe it’s mine. Let me try it.Soldier3:Oh, my god, it couldn’t be yours. Do you have another daughter?

喜羊羊与灰太狼学生英语小品剧本，片名：一把“枪”.剧情：喜羊羊一伙儿在一起玩，灰太狼突然袭击，进行抓捕，把美羊羊、懒羊羊抓走了。慢羊羊糊涂地给了喜羊羊一把假枪，喜羊羊与暖羊羊去狼堡解救美羊羊、懒羊羊。它们被喜羊羊与沸羊羊和暖羊羊用一只假枪解救，回到羊村后才发现这是假枪。最后以红太狼灰太狼被定住结束。道具：两把玩具枪。人数：五名男生，三名女生（其中一名稍胖）出场人物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懒羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊 Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊 Slowly Goat(Village Head) 灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 红太狼 Red Big Wolf情节对话：（喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懒羊羊、慢羊羊还有暖羊羊在一起；灰太狼和红太狼在旁边隐蔽）喜：What can we play today?美：We have nothing to play.It’s dull!懒：I have a good idea. （睡意朦胧）喜、沸：What idea do you have? （好奇）懒：Let’s sleep! （自信满满）暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy!（无奈指责）灰：Ha!Dear goats,I’m coming!（灰太狼小声→大声，出现在羊面前）美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away! （惊恐了一大跳）（羊们开始逃跑，灰太狼追着美羊羊）灰：Ha-ha!I’m sure that it’s a good and delicious goat!（灰太狼紧追美羊羊）美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me! Help,help,help! （神情紧张）灰：It’s too late!My favourite goat.（十分贪婪，并抓住了美羊羊）喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to do.But I’ll save you!（灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后，又开始抓其它羊）懒：Don’t touch me!Help me!（也神情紧张）灰：Ha!Little fat goat.I’m hungry now. My wife is waiting for me.Haha! （灰太狼又抓住了懒羊羊,于是逮着懒羊羊，美羊羊走向狼堡，最后进入了狼堡）-------------------地点转换（在狼堡）----------------------------红：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good! Oh,two goats! （激动）灰:Wife.I’m going to cook them soon!Today we’ll have a super dinner,I’m looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和红太狼准备煮羊）-----------------------地点转换（在青青草原）----------------------慢：What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick! （着急）沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way!喜：There’s only one key.Let’s goto wolf’s houseand save them!暖：What? I am very worried about that!It’s too dangerous !（表现出害怕的样子）慢：Ng.This is only one key.I’m wating for you.You must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat .And this is a special gun.Big-big-wolf won’t move for an hour.Give you,Pleasant goat. （慢羊羊拿出一把枪,深沉地给了喜羊羊）喜：That’s great!Let’s go.Warm goat and Force goat! （握住拳头）暖,沸：Ok,let’s go to wolf’s house! （ 气势磅礴）（喜羊羊它们向狼堡走去；灰太狼与红太狼正得意洋洋）-----------------------地点转换（在狼堡）---------------------------红：Two Little goats.You will finish!I’ll eat you! （贪婪野蛮）美：Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me! Yes?Lazy goat?What are you doing?（无助）懒：Let me sleep,xu.（乐观派）美：Ah!Don’t sleep!I am very afraid ! If you don’t sleep,I will give you candy!懒：Really?I love candy !（懒羊羊突然醒了，美羊羊点点头）（喜羊羊，沸羊羊，暖羊羊到达，并使劲敲门）灰：Who?Oh, wife.Maybe are the other goats!Let me catch them.（喜羊羊拿住枪，准备瞄准；灰太狼打开门）灰：Oh,it’s pleasant goat！I’ll get you for my dinner!喜：Big-big-wolf.Goodbye!（Bang!!!!!!!!!!!）（开枪）（灰太狼突然动不了了）暖：Wa!Pleasant goat,you are very great!（赞美）灰：Pleasant-goat!What do you do? Why can’t I move?!（喜羊羊笑了笑，把枪给了沸羊羊）喜：Force goat,give you gun.Let me save them.沸：Ok!...Ng.Red big wolf！you will finish!（喜羊羊救了美羊羊，懒羊羊,沸羊羊把枪对准红太狼）红：What are you going to do?little fat goats? （害怕）沸：Goodbye,Red big wolf!(bang!!!!!)（沸羊羊向红太狼开枪；红太狼动不了了）美，懒：Thank you,Pleasant-goat!（感激不尽）暖：Lazy goat, pretty goat,Run away quickly!(美羊羊，懒羊羊逃了出来)红：Big-big-wolf,I hate you!Ah! （红太狼挣扎）美：Mr. Big-big-wolf and Red big wolf,goodbye! （亲切）懒：Pretty-goat,where’s my candy? （天真好奇）美：Oh!Lovely lazy goat,I have no candy.Sorry?Don’t blame me! （违约）懒：What?My candy!My God!...Ai,Let me sleep,xu.（无奈的）暖：Don’t sleep!Lazy goat!We will go to our house! （命令）（懒羊羊随即被叫醒，并打了个哈欠，之后羊群到达羊村）慢:Pleasant goat,you’re very good!Give me special gun.（迎接）沸：Here you are.Village Head.慢：Ah,that’s not ture the special gun.This is ture!（激动地拿出真枪）暖：Ah?If this……（疑惑无比）慢：If this false gun,Big big wolf can’t move for ten days!（大声）懒：Ha ha.Ng……And do we win?喜，沸，暖，美：Yes!We win! （羊们笑着说）-----------------------地点转换（在狼堡）---------------------------红：Big-big-wolf,Where are our goats?Where?you, you,I hate you!Ah!You are foolish! （动不了了）灰：Wu……Awful pleasant-goat,I must eat you the first!And I’m sure come back soon（哭着说）剧本原创编辑：天津大港二中刘耀文臧宇涵班俊良指导老师：温老师友情提示：请参考以下人物特征表演喜羊羊机智、勇敢、乐观，永远带着微笑，也是族群里跑得最快的羊，每次都识破灰太狼的阴谋诡计、拯救了羊羊族群的生命，是羊氏部落的小英雄美羊羊爱美、爱打扮、心灵手巧，能用任何东西编织出能用来打扮的饰物。还是营养学家、美容师、模特儿、服装师......一切与“美”有关的，她都非常精通。在羊村里最受羊仔们欢迎，是大家跟风学习模仿的对象。懒羊羊青青草原上最聪明的一只小肥羊，因为比别人聪明，干活、读书都比别的羊快，所以有很多时间可以用来睡觉。他不爱运动，只是聪明机智，而且临危不乱，总是一派大智若愚、举重若轻的感觉。沸羊羊最健壮的羊，也是最鲁莽的一只羊，最喜欢的事是健身。无论对什么羊都是看不顺眼，经常是板着脸孔，一副很酷的样子，对所有事情总是持反对意见。以为自己英伟不凡，天下无敌，其实什么都无能为力。慢羊羊羊部落中最年长的长者，博览群书，平时最爱搞搞小发明小创造，是个乌龙发明家。发明时往往害得自己吃尽苦头，但危急是发明的东西又能派上用场，但是因为年纪老，每个行地动都慢吞吞，把身旁的羊急死。暖羊羊羊学校新来的转学生，个性温驯、友善、有一副菩萨心肠，认为世上没有坏人，所以从不随便伤害任何人，包括一草一木，甚至是灰太狼。可是她力大无穷，难以控制，往往只是轻轻拍拍肩膀，便可将对方拍扁。越想表示友好，越容易伤害旁人-----令她十分苦恼。灰太狼灰太狼是雄性大灰狼，住在草原边上的树林，是一个奸诈但又愚蠢的笨坏蛋，平时在家爱钻研办法，练习偷鸡摸狗的技巧，一有机会就去骚扰羊部落，永远想偷羊吃，永远被喜羊羊识破打败，怕老婆，经常是老婆出口，他出手，事情没办好，就要受狼老婆的处罚。红太狼红太狼是灰太狼的老婆，一只好吃懒做、凶悍无比的母狼，贪婪、虚荣、忌妒、邪恶、狠毒，虽然长得很不怎么样，却是身材妖冶，还自己打 扮得豪华高贵，总认为自己是天下最美的女人，所以对于任何美的东西，她都要想方设法毁掉。

《第十二夜》

Characters: Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s. Act I (in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s) Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine. Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, ) Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax! Dabao: (change faces) Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi. Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X! Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you? Taxi----! Taxi----! Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor? Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet. Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours. Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.) How do you know it? Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours. Dabao: It’s a big bug! Xiaofu: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan! Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok? Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones. Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter. 7Yuan, my lovely beauty. Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ? Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt. (Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left) Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt. I have to change my place. Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go! Act II Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you. Let’s enjoy it! (In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS") Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine. Xiaofu: Hi, Dabao: Hi. Two: What a familiar face. Two: It’s you! Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector. Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan. How is your business? Dabao: Everything is OK! 10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing. Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before. Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me. Xiaofu: Great! Have you…… Dabao: Married? I ‘m not married; I’m still single. Xiaofu: Have you claimed your tax this month? Dabao: What? Taxi? Oh, tax! Of course. I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month. Xioafu: Your receipt, please. Dabao: (shows the receipt ) Here you are, I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer. Xiaofu: Great! What a good taxpayer you are. Dabao: Thank you. It is my duty. I’m proud of myself to pay the tax for our country. Xiaofu: Yeah! The tax you paid is a share of our country’s economy, and you do a lot for Olympics of Beijing! Dabao: Let’s do it together! . It’s said that, Don't ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country. Just like me, sell Yangrouchuan, and pay the Tax for ten years more. Xiaofu: You 're the loveliest people in new century! Dabao: Thank you! And you 're the loveliest tax collector in new era! X: Excuse me, and I have to go now. Bye-bye. D: A moment, are you free tomorrow evening? Could I have a dinner with you? Xiaofu: Well, may I have the company of my husband? Dabao: No, no, no problem. 6 o’clock in the evening, Beichuanyuan, ok? Xiaofu: just a kidding. I have to go home now.(leaves) Dabao, See you tomorrow. Dabao: Hope to see you everyday. The End