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英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! 另一个 白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. AprilFool'sDay N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies! F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family. Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye! N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man. U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please? F: Ok, here. U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck! N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly. D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great! （上前抓木棒,却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地） D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒） D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous! D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me? D1: What a pity! N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist. S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible! N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed. King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife. F: Let me try , Perhaps I can. N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed. k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday? F: April 1.转自： K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?! N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool". 《臭脚的故事》英语话剧剧本 A Story about Love and Stinky Feet by Dr. Sofia Chen陈南妤 超级搞笑,哈哈哈 从前,一个巫婆有一双臭脚,人们都很讨厌.所以,她想找一个人换掉她的双脚. 有一天她来到"香国" .她发现,人人都有双香脚.一天王子午睡,巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚. 有一位公主,她总是失眠.虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法,她还不能睡觉.国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿. 最后,他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡,她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚,然后她将睡得很好. 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起. 人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter. And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together. SCENE I (One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book) Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. Ada: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away! （Flying to the Fragrance country） Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. (Fly away) Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess. Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can’t believe it! SCENE II (The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.) Prince: Oh~ there are many crows. Crow A: Please go away… Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here. Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting. Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~! (Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.) Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers. Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air. Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please. Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting. Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad. (Prince continues to walk.) Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back. (Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.) Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes. Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense. Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him. /span> Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power! Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter. King: Yes! This is a happy ending. Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
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龟兔赛跑（Hare and tortoise） 剧中角色(共五人)：bird，monkey, mother hare, hare, tortoise, Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look. (伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊!) The hare and the tortoise will have a match again. (小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。) Monkey: The hare and the tortoise will have a match? (小兔和乌龟又要比赛了?) Didn’t the hare lose last year? Why do that again? (小兔不是输了吗?怎么还要比呀?) Bird: Yes, the hare lost the match last year, and her mother was too angry to eat anything in two days. (是的，小兔去年输了，兔妈妈气得两天没吃任何东西。) Mother hare order them to have a match again this year. (兔妈妈命令他们今年再比一次。) Monkey: Oh, so it is.(原来是这样。) Together: ( Music)...! Monkey : Everybody, the match begins.(各就各位，比赛开始了。) I’m the referee(我是裁判) Hare and tortoise, ready?(小兔乌龟，准备好了吗?) Mother hare: Honey! Honey! Come on! (亲爱的!亲爱的!快过来!) Have some coffee.(喝些咖啡。) Hare: Mom, oh, I can’t drink it all. (妈妈，哦，我喝不下了。) Mother hare: It can help you keep alert on the way. (它可以让你精精神神的。) My little dear! Drink it quickly!(亲爱的!快点喝了它!) Monkey: Mother hare, the match is going to begin.(兔妈妈，比赛要开始了。) Mother hare: Ah! The match is going to begin.(啊!比赛要开始了。) Monkey: Please ready, go!(预备，跑!) Birds: Come on, come on! (加油，加油!) Tortoise will be the winner.(乌龟赢!) Tortoise will be the winner(乌龟赢!) Hare: Yi? I know this tree, oh, yes! The grass is very soft.(我认识这棵树，是的，草软软的。) I fell asleep comfortable under the big tree. (树下睡觉舒舒服服的。) This time I won’t sleep.(这次我不会再睡了。) Oh? There are two routes. Here or there? Which one(这里有两条路，这儿?那儿 ?哪条啊?) Mom, mom, help me, help me! (妈妈，妈妈，帮帮我，帮帮我。) Tortoise: Hare, let me tell you, turn to the right.(小兔，我告诉你，向右。) Hare: Ah! Tortoise, you’re here? So fast! (啊!乌龟，你跑到这儿了?这么快!) Come on, come on! (我得加油了!) He’s my opponent, Can I believe him? choose the right way?No! (他是我的对手，我能相信他走右边吗?不!) After I run farther, he will turn to the left, (等我跑远了，他再往左一拐。) Then I will lose the match.(那我就要输了这场比赛。) Oh, yes, I should choose the left way. Run faster!(哦，是的，我应该选走边，快跑!) Tortoise: Hare, hare, you’ve gone a wrong way. (小兔，小兔，你跑错路了。) Come back, come back. (回来，回来。) My friends come and help me!(伙伴们，快过来，帮帮我!) Together: Tortoise, why don’t you run fast? (乌龟，你为什么不快跑?) Mother hare: Oh, tortoise, Is it your turn to sleep under the tree this time? (哦，乌龟，这次是不是轮到你在树下睡觉了?) Tortoise: Mother hare, look! Your daughter’s got a wrong way. (兔妈妈，看!你女儿跑错路了。) Mother hare: Oh, my god, why? Why is she going there? (哦，天啊，为什么?她为什么会去那儿?) Didn’t you tell her it’s a wrong way? (你没告诉她那条路是错的吗?) Tortoise: I told her, but she didn’t believe me. (我说了，但是她不相信我。) She said “mother told me the opponent is the enemy. I couldn’t believe you.” (她说“妈妈告诉我对手就是敌人。我不能相信你。”) Mother hare: Yes, I said that.(我是说过。) My daughter’s got a wrong way, she can’t win the match. You run please! (我女儿跑错路了，她不能得冠军了，你跑吧!) Tortoise: Mother hare, she’s got the wrong way, it’s unfair to her, I must find her. (兔妈妈，她跑错路了，这样对她不公平，所以我必须找到她。) Hare mother: Tortoise, you, you’re a good boy. (乌龟，你，你是个好孩子，) The match won’t go on. My daughter loses at the very beginning because of me. (比赛不用进行了，因为我的错误，我女儿在起跑线上已经输了。咳!) Tortoise: Mother hare, it’s not important to win or lose the match. (兔妈妈，谁是冠军不重要。) Let’s call her back，OK?(让我们把她喊回来吧!) Together: Yes, you are right. OK!(是的，你说的对。) Hare, hare, come back. Come back.(小兔，小兔，回来。回来。) 爱丽丝梦游仙境（Alice's Adventures in） Alice in wonderland (New Edition) Yoyo: It is story time. Alice, hurry up! Je y: I am coming. Yoyo: ring is here. Flowers blo om in the ring time. Butterflies fly in the ring time. Children play in the ring time. To y: My god! I am late. I am late! Je y: Wait for me, wait for me, please. Daniel, Eric, Tina, Richard, Lucy小茶壶，歌曲I am a little teapot. 歌词：I am a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my out. When I start to steam up, then I shout, tip me over and pour me out. Tina: A beautiful girl! Eric: A strange girl! Richard: Who are you? Je y: My name is Alice. I feel thirsty and hungry. Lucy: Please drink some water. Daniel: Please eat some bread. Je y: Thank you. Do you see the white ra it? 小茶壶们合: No, we don’t. Je y: I want to find him. Bye bye. 小茶壶们合: Bye bye. Je y: It’s a big garden. There are many beautiful flowers. Erica, Beauty, Jasmin, Rose, Amanda, Julia小仙女舞蹈，歌曲Bu les 歌词: Bu les, bu les, blow, blow, blow. Bu les, bu les, blow, blow, blow. What are you doing, doing, doing, doing? What are you doing, doing, doing, doing? I am blowing bu les. Je y: Do you see the white ra it? 小仙女们合: No, we don’t. 国王和王后Helen Demi Helen: Who are you? Je y: My name is Alice. Demi: I know a fun game. Let’s play together. Je y and Demi: Paper-sci ors-stone.（三次） Demi: I’m the number one. I’m the number one! Helen: Don’t be angry. Playing cards, come on! Richard, Thomas, Jack, Jo y扑克牌 扑克牌合：Stop! Stop! No ru ing! No ru ing! Helen and Demi: Catch her! Catch her! Catch her! Je y: Don’t catch me! Help! Help! Help! Yoyo: Alice, wake up, wake up! Je y: I’m coming back! It’s a dream! Je y and Yoyo: Laughing…… 旁白：I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet with the tiger again, what will happen? One day, a new story happens. (一) 琵琶弹奏：《金蛇狂舞》 场景：狐狸在前面跑，老虎在后面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸，喘三口气后，将狐狸翻转过来。 老虎：(暴怒地，用手指指着狐狸的鼻子)You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha! 狐狸：(背过头去，小声地)：Oh, unlucky! What shall I do? (回过头来，可怜地)：I feel very sorry for cheating you last time，but, but ,but……(左顾右盼) 老虎：(疑惑地)But what? 狐狸：(推脱中)But…….(眼睛往远处上下打量，迷恋状，脚不由自主地走出去)Beautiful! 老虎：(一把将狐狸拽回来) What? 狐狸：(向远处努努嘴)You girl friend Linda! Look, she’s there! 老虎：(傻呼呼，左右张望，急忙放手去找)Where? Where? Linda, I love you!(狐狸乘机溜走)(l老虎望着空空如也的手) I hate fox!(气得上窜下跳) (二) 旁白：Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again. 老虎在森林里又遇到了溜达中的狐狸，又一下子冲上去把狐狸压在爪下。 (琵琶拨一下弦，以示紧张的情绪。) 老虎：(暴怒地)Now, you can make a choice. You want me bite you head first or your fat leg first? (先抚摩狐狸的头发，再打量狐狸的腿) 狐狸：(回过头去，表情像遇到鬼)Shit!(又回过头来，非常可怜状)(二胡《梁祝》响起) Oh, oh, oh, oh, help yourself to some fox please. I hate myself, too.(狐狸捂着脸痛苦地跪下)My mother says I’m not a good boy. I always tell lies.(狐狸突然蹿起来) But, they say, tiger is a kind of strong animal. Maybe the strongest animal in the world. Before I die, can you show me how strong you are? 老虎：(得意极了，做出各种健美展示姿势)Of course. I’m a great animal. I’m proud of myself. 狐狸：(试探地)I heard there was a Chinese called 刘翔. He can cover 110 meters in 10 seconds. Can you? 老虎：(想想就好笑)Wa ha ha ha ! wa ha ha ha! Poor mankind! How slow! Wash your eyes! (老虎用手将狐狸的脑袋推开)Look!(老虎一溜烟跑了起来) 狐狸：(挥挥手，远远望去)sa yu na la! (二胡配轻松得意的音乐) (三) 旁白：Now, fate plays another joke on the fox .He meet with the tiger again. 老虎变聪明了躲在树后面，一下子扑住了狐狸。 狐狸：(不解地)Who? 老虎：(意味深长地)Your old friend! Tiger! 狐狸：(装傻地)Oh, haven’t see you for a long time. How are you?(狐狸帮老虎整理领子，用袖子帮老虎擦衣服) 老虎：(阴险地)Very very nice! Now, I see my lunch. Dilicious!(狐狸听了脚抖) 狐狸：(打喷嚏)a ti ! a ti ! (煞有介事地)I admit I’v cheat you for 3 times. But, you know, it’s all for your sake. 老虎：(疑惑地)For my sake? 狐狸：(可怜巴巴地)Yes. To tell the truth, I’m not a normal fox! 老虎：(不甘示弱地)I’m not a normal tiger, too. 狐狸：(娓娓道来) I looked it up in the dictionary, and I know, in Chinese, they call me 果子狸。 老虎：(没明白)果子狸？ 狐狸：(一拍脑袋，假装想起来)Oh, I forget, you can’t speak Chinese! 老虎：(得意地，想想就好笑地)Wa ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha ! My mother always tell me ：to learn a forgien language is very important! I’ve learnt Chinese in school! Am I great! (突然醒悟过来)Wait, what did you say? Chinese call you what? 狐狸：果子狸。 老虎：果子狸？SARS? 非典？ 狐狸：(点点头)Yes! 老虎：(放开手，大叫着跑了)wa ya!(边跑，边擦手) (四) 旁白：From then on, fox become the real King of the forest. 二胡演奏We are the champion 狐狸大摇大摆地走在前面，后面有两个小喽罗在敲背。一个小喽罗敲得重了。狐狸把手一挥。Go! Go! Go! 将其赶走。 狐狸走在台中，大笑起来：Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha! 期间，夹杂着老虎的哭声。
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