人山人海搞笑英语

you me you me 彼此彼此 watch sister表妹 American Chinese not enough 美中不足 heart flower angry open 心花怒放 go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 People mountain and people sea. 人山人海 seven up eight down 七上八下 love who who 爱谁谁no three no four不三不四 morning three night four 朝三暮四 red face konw me红颜知己wang eight eggs 王八蛋 ten three point 十三点 no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一 play a big knife before Guan Gong 关公面前耍大刀play an ax before Lu Ban 班门弄斧小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five! One car come one car go,two car peng peng, people die.（车祸现场描述）We two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿！How are you? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ You don't bird me, I don't bird you.你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。You have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ Hello everybody! If you have something to say, then say! If you have nothing to say,go home!有事起奏，无事退朝。You give me stop! 你给我站住！ Know is know no know is no know. 知之为知之，不知为不知。Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse's son can make hole!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 You have two down son。你有两下子。 As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远！I give you face you don't wanna face, you lose you face,I turn my face.给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸.Want money no,want life one! 要钱不给，要命有一条！ Money or life？要钱还是要命？Good good study,day day up! 好好学习，天天向上！ You ask me,I ask who？你问我，我去问谁？ We are one home people. 我们是一家人。 You have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart! 有话快说，有屁快放！ You talk like breaking the wind!你说话像放屁一样!

How r u怎么是你。How old r u怎么老是你？七上八下seven up eight down.天真skytrue

搞笑中式英语六：人山人海用英语people mountai people sea

1、风筝：fly paper

2、天之骄子：son of sky

3、去泰山朝拜=go to the Tai mountain and say hi

4、有次考试忘了秋天怎么写，我写了个after the summer

5、庄稼成熟了：The food is ok.

6、鸟的栖息地：bird'a bedroom

7、泰山雄伟壮观：Mountain Tai is wa oh

8、太湖，全程写成tai cake。我怕是吃多了。

9、人山人海：people mountain people sea

10、企业家：Someone like MaYun(像马云那样的人)