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给我一些做英语手抄报用的内容和资料 校园实用双语: 一、课堂用语五句(5 classroom language) 1.The head-teacher of our class is Mr.Zhang.我们的班主任是张老师。 2.You must be polite and say "hello"to teachers when you see them.见到老师要有礼貌,要问好 3.When you e into our school,you must speak Putonghua or English.一进学校,你就要讲普通话或英语。 4.We should study it more carefully than before.我们要比以前更加认真学习。 5.Don't make any noise in class,or you may trouble th others.课上不要喧哗,那会影响他人。 二、清洁用语(5 Cleaning language) 1.Let's give the classroom a good cleaning.让我们打扫一下教师卫生。 2.Why don't we clean our classroom first?先打扫教室吧? 3.What shall we take care of next?还干什么? 4.Why don't we just straighten up a bit?我们最后再收拾一下吧? 5.Take these charts off the wall.把这些图画从墙上取下来。 三、英文笑话一则 Time Is Money As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well,it's a very mon saying.Who will care so much about that?"the driver answered . "Look,the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped,"I pointed at the meter. "Oh.yes. You'vegot a point here,In this case,time is money for both of us,"added the driver. 翻译:作为出租车来到一个刺耳停在红绿灯前,我问司机, “你是否同意'时间就是金钱” ? “嗯,这是一个非常常见的谚语.谁将照顾这么多吗? ”司机回答。“你看,数字在仪表仍在运行时,汽车已经停止, ”我指着仪表。 “ 噢.对.你有一点,在这种情况下,时间就是金钱对于我们两个来说都是。 ”司机。 四、英语民间故事 Platypus plays tricks Before the dawn of time, all the animals looked the same. Normally this was fine, but some of the cheekier animals likes to play tricks on Mother Earth and pretend to be other animals. Since they looked exactly the same, even Mother Earth who had created them couldn't tell the difference! To try to fix this problem, she decided to make each different animal look different, so they couldn't swap identities. Now, there were some animals who liked flying through the air, or climbing trees more than anything, but not Platypus. He liked swimming. At the time Mother Earth sent out her message that she was going to change what everyone looked like, Platypus was under the water, playing with his friend Fish. Platypus stayed in the water even after Fish had got out, and since sound doesn't travel that well under water, Platypus didn't get to hear Mother Earth's message. It was only when Fish came back looking like a beautiful river fish, with his scales gleaming, that Platypus even knew about the message. He left immediately for Mother Earth's home, so he too could look different. But by the time he got there, there was only left overs left. Platypus so wanted to be like everyone else, that he took the left overs. He ended up with a beavers tail, a ducks bill and flippers, and a bears fur and claws at the end of the flippers. When he got back to the lake to show his friends, they all just laughed at him. Platypus was so embarrassed that he went and dug a hole in the ground near the river bank to live in. After awhile though, Fish came along and apologised. They bee friends again, and Platypus even made another opening to his home underwater just so fish could e and visit The End 翻译: 鸭嘴兽发挥技巧 拂晓前的时间,所有的动物看上去相同。 通常,这是很好,但一些无礼的动物喜欢戏弄地球母亲和伪装成其他动物。 因为他们看起来完全一样,甚至地球母亲谁造成了他们无法分辨! 要尝试解决这个问题,她决定让每个不同的动物看起来不同,所以他们不能互换身份。 现在,有一些动物谁喜欢悬挂在空中,或爬树超过任何东西,但不是鸭嘴兽。他喜欢游泳。 在地球母亲的时候发出了她的消息,她将改变每个人都像,鸭嘴兽是根据水,玩他的朋友鱼。 鸭嘴兽留在鱼水即使在有失控,因为不健全的旅费以及在水下,鸭嘴兽没有听到地球母亲的信息。 只有当鱼回来看上去像一个美丽的鱼,他的鳞片闪闪发光,即鸭嘴兽即使知道的信息。 他立即离开地球母亲的家,所以他也可以看看不同。 但他的时候,到了那里,只有左额左。鸭嘴兽所以希望能像其他人一样,他在左侧额。 他结束了一个海狸尾巴,一个鸭比尔和蛙鞋,和熊皮毛和爪子在年底蛙鞋。 当他回到湖表明他的朋友,他们都只是笑他。 鸭嘴兽是如此尴尬,他挖了一个洞,地面附近的河岸生活 虽然经过一段时间,鱼来到沿线和道歉。 他们成为朋友了,鸭嘴兽甚至另一个开放到他家的鱼在水下,所以可能会来和访问 完。 小学英语手抄报内容,简单些,一定要有收藏价值 1. 坚持不懈,从不间断。 每天至少看 10-15 分钟的英语,早晨和晚上是学英语的最好时间。(Never give up, keep working on. Speak English at least 10-15 minutes every day. The best time to learn English is in the morning and the evening.)2.方法要灵活多样。 一种方式学厌了,可以变换其他的方式,以便学而不厌。(Different kinds of ways to learn English. One way is boring, you can use other ways, so that you won't feel bored.)3.上下相连,从不孤立。 记忆英语要结合上下文,不要孤立的记单词和短语,要把握句中的用法。(Connect up to down, don't make it alone. According to the passage, remember the words and phrases, try to graspe the meanings of the words. )4.熟记常用语,确保准确无误。 把常用的交际用语背熟,俗能生巧。(Remember useful expressions, and make sure it's right. Practice makes perfect.)5.尽量用第一人称来记习惯用语和句型,以便记忆牢固。 (Try to Remember idioms and setences with the first calling, make sure to remember deeply.)6.多方位多角度来学英语。要经常读报、听广播、看外语电影、听外语讲座、读课本和别人交谈等方式来学英语。 (Learn English in different ways. Read newspapers, listen to the radio , watch English movies, listen to English lectures, read textbooks and talk with each other ect.)7.敢于开口说英语,不要怕犯错误。人人都会犯错,这是在所难免的,只要敢说,就一定能学好。 (Speak English as much as possible, don't be afraid of making mistakes. Everyone can make mistakes, it is possible. Try your best to learn it well.)8.要创设情景,加强交际训练。语言的运用离不开场景的强化训练,只有交际,才能学好。 (Set up situation, strength unacation practice. Language can't leave away from the situation, you'd better do more practising and you can learn it well.)2. From saving es having. 富有来自节俭 。A penny saved is a penny gained。 省一文是一文。Frugality is an estate alone。 节约本身是一宗财产。He that regards not a penny,will lavish a pound.小钱不知节省,大钱将滥花.3. time works wonders.时间可以创造奇迹times changge.时代正在改变time flies.光阴似箭,日月如梭ParkThere is a park near my home.There are a lot of beautiful trees,flowers and birds in the park.So many people go to the park to enjoy their weekends.They like walking or having a piic in the park.But I like flying a kite with my sisiter there.我家附近有一个公园。 哪里有很多美丽的树、花和小鸟。所以很多人都喜欢到那里去度周末。 他们喜欢在公园里散步或是野餐.但是我喜欢和我姐姐在那里放风筝。BedroomI have a *** all bedroom.There are only a *** all bed,a *** all desk and a *** all chair in the room.And there is a beautiful doll on my blue bed.Everyday I do my homework,read books and play games with the doll in my bedroom.It is *** all,but it gives me much happiness.我有一间小小的卧室。 那里有一张小小的床、小小桌子和一把小小的椅子。而且还有一个漂亮的娃娃在我那张蓝色的小床上。 我每天都在房间里写作业,看书和与我的娃娃玩。虽然房间很小,但是他给了我很多欢乐。 My fatherMy father is a tall and handsome man.He is a policeman. Everyday he es back home very late,because he must help the others.He doesn't have time to examine my homework and take me to the park.But I like my father,because he is a good policeman.我的爸爸是一个高大帅气的男人。他是一个警察。 他每天都很晚才回家,因为他要帮助其他的人。他没有时间给我检查作业和带我去公园。 但是我仍然很喜欢我的爸爸,因为他是一个好警察。A Fox, just at the time of the vintage, stole into a vine-yard where the ripe sunny Grapes were trellised up on high in most tempting show. He made many a spring and a jump after the luscious prize, but, failing in all his attempts, he muttered as he retreated:"Well what does it matter! The Grapes are sour!"译文: 正当葡萄熟了的时候,一只狐狸偷偷地溜进了葡萄园。 葡萄架上高高地挂着亮晶晶的、熟透了的葡萄,显得十分诱人。他跳了好几跳,蹦了好几蹦,想吃到这甘美的葡萄,但是他的企图全落空了,走开的时候,他自言自语说:"得了!这有什么!这葡萄是酸的。 "词汇: trellised up 用棚架支撑着 in most tempting show 最诱人的样子A mother's love never changes.母爱永恒。An apple a day keeps the doctor away.一天一苹果,不用请医生。 A new broom sweeps clean.新官上任三把火。An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.以眼还眼,以牙还牙。 An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening.一日之计在于晨。An old dog cannot learn new tricks.老狗学不出新把戏。 An ounce of luck is better than a pound of wisdom.聪明才智,不如运气。An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.预防为主,治疗为辅。 A rolling stone gathers no moss.滚。 英语手抄报内容,简短一点的,最好是励志小短语,笑话之类的,要 No pains, no gains.吃得苦中苦,方为人上人 where is a will,there is a way 有志者事竟成 A good book is a light to the soul. 好书一本,照亮心灵. A good conscience is a soft pillow. 问心无愧,高枕无忧 A good fame is better than a good face. 好的名望胜于好的相貌. A good friend is my nearest relation. 良友如近亲. A good heart conquers ill fortune. 善心克厄运. A good mark *** an may miss. 智者千虑,必有一失. All that glitters is not gold. 闪光的不一定都是金子。 Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly. Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. 汤姆:威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他? 杰克:当然应该了。 汤姆:为什么? 杰克:否则他就该跟我借了。I was acpanying my hu *** and on a business trip. He carried his portable puter with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the bination . At last he succeeded. 'Why are you so nervous?' I asked him. 'The numbers are the date of our anniversary.' my u *** and confessed. 我陪丈夫一起出差,他带着他的手提式计算机。 机场出口处检查员要他打开包。他耐心的等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码。 最后他终于想起来了。 “你为什么那么紧张呢?”我问他。 “这密码是我们结婚纪念日。”他承认道 Mary was so disgusted at her hu *** and's cigarette *** oking that she plained to him one day. 'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.' 'Don't worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later.' He said with a *** ile. 玛丽非常讨厌丈夫吸烟,一天对他抱怨说:“我希望有一天所有卷烟厂都失火。” “不用担心,亲爱的,所有的烟卷迟早都会点着的。”他笑着说。 Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the *** allest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ." "Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know." 为我所用 一头大象对一只小老鼠说:“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。” “请再说一遍,让我把它记下来。” 老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。 Do You Know My Work? One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. “Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.” “You don't know my work,” said the other. “What is your work?” “I'm a policeman. “Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman. “I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.” 译文:(自己简单翻译) 你知道我是干什么的吗? 一天晚上,一家旅馆失火,住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。 两个人站在外面,看着大火。 “在我出来之前,”其中一个说:“我跑进一些房间,找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。 如果有人把纸币留在火里,火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。 没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。” “你不知道我是干什么的。” 另一个说。 “你是干什么的?” “我是警察。” “噢!”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动,说:“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知道。” 警察说。 “我是个作家。 我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。” 希望采纳^_^。 英语小报内容,,简短 假如生活欺骗了你 [俄]----普希金 If by life you were deceived, Don't be di *** al,don't be wild! In the day of grief, be mild: Merry days will e, believe. Heart is living in tomorrow; Present is dejected here: In a moment,passes sorrow; That which passes will be dear. 汉译: 假如生活欺骗了你, 不要悲伤,不要心急! 忧郁的日子里需要镇静; 相信吧,快乐的日子将会来临。 心儿永远向往着未来; 现在却常是忧郁。 一切都是瞬息, 一切都将会过去; 而那过去了的, 就会成为亲切的怀恋。 精心编排,相信你一定会很成功的,呵呵!希望对你有帮助,也希望你能采纳!谢谢!。 小学四年级英语手抄报内容 英语笑话故事 He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.他赢了 汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?约翰尼:他害病卧床了。 他受了伤。汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。 I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother."I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?” “一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说。 “他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。 “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” “她是个卖糖果的。” Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.""But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" 醉酒 一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。 他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了。” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor *** iled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时,家里没有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。 过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房间,把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说:“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。 你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上,先生。”那小男孩说。 英语小笑话 上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著 性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的 一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是 A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟 能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了.。 英语手抄报又简单又好看单词不多 Park There is a park near my home.There are a lot of beautiful trees,flowers and birds in the park.So many people go to the park to enjoy their weekends.They like walking or having a piic in the park.But I like flying a kite with my sisiter there. 我家附近有一个公园.哪里有很多美丽的树、花和小鸟.所以很多人都喜欢到那里去度周末.他们喜欢在公园里散步或是野餐.但是我喜欢和我姐姐在那里放风筝. Bedroom I have a *** all bedroom.There are only a *** all bed,a *** all desk and a *** all chair in the room.And there is a beautiful doll on my blue bed.Everyday I do my homework,read books and play games with the doll in my bedroom.It is *** all,but it gives me much happiness. 我有一间小小的卧室.那里有一张小小的床、小小桌子和一把小小的椅子.而且还有一个漂亮的娃娃在我那张蓝色的小床上.我每天都在房间里写作业,看书和与我的娃娃玩.虽然房间很小,但是他给了我很多欢乐. My father My father is a tall and handsome man.He is a policeman. Everyday he es back home very late,because he must help the others.He doesn't have time to examine my homework and take me to the park.But I like my father,because he is a good policeman. 我的爸爸是一个高大帅气的男人.他是一个警察.他每天都很晚才回家,因为他要帮助其他的人.他没有时间给我检查作业和带我去公园.但是我仍然很喜欢我的爸爸,因为他是一个好警察. A Fox, just at the time of the vintage, stole into a vine-yard where the ripe sunny Grapes were trellised up on high in most tempting show. He made many a spring and a jump after the luscious prize, but, failing in all his attempts, he muttered as he retreated:"Well what does it matter! The Grapes are sour!" 译文: 正当葡萄熟了的时候,一只狐狸偷偷地溜进了葡萄园.葡萄架上高高地挂着亮晶晶的、熟透了的葡萄,显得十分诱人.他跳了好几跳,蹦了好几蹦,想吃到这甘美的葡萄,但是他的企图全落空了,走开的时候,他自言自语说:"得了!这有什么!这葡萄是酸的." 词汇: trellised up 用棚架支撑着 in most tempting show 最诱人的样子 A mother's love never changes. 母爱永恒. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 一天一苹果,不用请医生. A new broom sweeps clean. 新官上任三把火. An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. 以眼还眼,以牙还牙. An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening. 一日之计在于晨. An old dog cannot learn new tricks. 老狗学不出新把戏. An ounce of luck is better than a pound of wisdom. 聪明才智,不如运气. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. 预防为主,治疗为辅. A rolling stone gathers no moss. 滚石不生苔,转业不聚财. As a man sows, so he shall reap. 种瓜得瓜,种豆得豆. A single flower does not make a spring. 一花独放不是春,百花齐放春满园. A snow year, a rich year. 瑞雪兆丰年. A sound mind in a sound body.。

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某店来了三位顾客,急于要买饼赶火车,限定时间不能超过16分钟。几个厨师都说无能为力,因为要烙熟一个饼的两面各需要五分钟,一口锅一次可放两个饼,那么烙熟三个饼就得2O分钟。这时来了厨师老李,他说动足脑筋只要15分钟就行了。你知道该怎么来烙吗? 数学的起源:数学是一门最古老的学科,它的起源可以上溯到一万多年以前。但是,公元1000年以前的资料留存下来的极少。迄今所知,只有在古代埃及和巴比伦发现了比较系统的数学文献。 远在1 万5千年前人类就已经能相当逼真地描绘出人和动物的形象。这是萌发图形意识的最早证据。后来就逐渐开始了对圆形和直线形的追求,因而成为数学图形的最早的原型。在日常生活和生产实践中又逐渐产生了计数意识和计数系统,人类摸索过多种记数方法,有开始的结绳记数,用石块记数,语言点数进一步用符号,逐步发展到今天我们所用的数字。图形意识和计数意识发展到一定程度,又产生了度量意识。 这一系列的发展演变逐渐形成了今天我们所熟悉的完整的数学这一门学科,它包括算术、几何、代数、三角、微积分、统计和概率(其实它一开始是人们为了钻研赌博而来的呢)……等等各个分支,而且还在不断发展下去。 阿拉伯数字并不是阿拉伯人发明创造的,而是发源于古印度,后来被阿拉伯人掌握、改进,并传到了西方,西方人便将这些数字称为阿拉伯数字。以后,以讹传讹,世界各地都认同了这个说法。 阿拉伯数字是古代印度人在生产和实践中逐步创造出来的。 在古代印度,进行城市建设时需要设计和规划,进行祭祀时需要计算日月星辰的运行,于是,数学计算就产生了。大约在公元前3000年,印度河流域居民的数字就比较先进,而且采用了十进位的计算方法。 到公元前三世纪,印度出现了整套的数字,但在各地区的写法并不完全一致,其中最有代表性的是婆罗门式:这一组数字在当时是比较常用的。它的特点是从“1”到“9”每个数都有专字。现代数字就是由这一组数字演化而来。在这一组数字中,还没有出现“0”(零)的符号。“0”这个数字是到了笈多王朝(公元320—550年)时期才出现的。公元四世纪完成的数学著作《太阳手册》中,已使用“0”的符号,当时只是实心小圆点“·”。后来,小圆点演化成为小圆圈“0”。这样,一套从“1”到“0”的数字就趋于完善了。这是古代印度人民对世界文化的巨大贡献。 华罗庚(1910年11月12日-1985年6月12日),是中国在世界上最有影响的数学家之一,他的研究成果被国际数学界命名为“华氏定理”、“布劳威尔-加当-华定理”、“华-王方法”、“华氏算子”、“华氏不变式”等。 (很著名的人物啊) 然后呢 找一些 数学题就可以啦 什么笑话啊 等等

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EnglishFive Hundred TimesIn the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."“I work for 7up!” 我可是在七喜公司工作呀!Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"Five Fantastic MascotsFive Olympic mascots were unveiled exatly 1000 days before the Beiling Olympic opening ceremony . The long--anticipated mascots feature four of China's most popular animals--the fish,the panda,the Tibrtan antelope and the swallow .The fifth mascot is the brightly burning Olympic flame.Each of the mascots has a repeated two-syllable name. This type of name is a traditional way of showing affection for children in China.BeiBei is the fish,JingJing is the panda , HuanHuan is the Olympic flame,YingYing is the Tibetan antelope and NiNi is the swallow.When their names are put together---they say "Welcome to Beijing".The five elements of nature,including the sea,forest,fire,earth and sky are found in the mascot's origins and headpieces. These special headpieces also display the uniqur folk and culture of China. Each mascot also symbolizes a different blessing ---prosperity,happiness,passion,health and good luck.It is the first time more than three mascots will share the important duty of representing their host country .Han Meilin,chief of the mascot design team explained that ,"China has such a profound and diversified culture that no single mascot could possibly represent it !That is why we chose to produce five mascots instesd of one翻译:精彩绝伦五福娃正值北京奥运会开幕式前整整一千天之际,五个奥运会吉祥物揭开了神秘的面纱。人们翘首以待的奥运吉祥物代表了中国最受欢觃的四种动物——鱼、熊猫、藏羚羊及燕子。第五个吉祥物是熊熊燃烧的奥运圣火。每个吉祥物都有一个叠音名字。在中国,叠音名字是对孩子们表示喜爱的一种传统方式。贝贝代表鱼,晶晶代表熊猫,欢欢代表奥运圣火,迎迎代表藏羚羊,而妮妮代表燕子。把他们的名字放在一起就是“北京欢迎您!”吉祥物的訽形及头饰充分体现了包括大海、蒧林、火、大地及天空在内的大自然的五大元素。这些特别的头饰也充分展示了中国的民间艺术及传统文化。每一个吉祥物也代表着不同的祝福——繁荣、欢乐、激情、健康和好运。这是第一次有三个以上的吉祥物共同承担代表东道国的重任。吉祥物设计组组长韩美林解释说:“中国有如此博大精深的文化,不是一个吉祥物就能完全展示出来的。所以我们选择设计出五个而不是一个的吉祥物。Keep Your DirectionWhat would you do if you failed? Many people may choose to give up. However, the surest way to success is to keep yourdirection and stick to your goal. On your way to success, you must keep your direction. It is just like a lamp, guiding you in darkness and helping you overcome obstacles on your way. Otherwise, you will easily get lost or hesitate to go ahead.Direction means objectives. You can get nowhere without an objective in life.You can try to write your objective on paper and make some plans to achieve it. In this way, you will know how to arrange your time and to spend your time properly. And you should also have a belief that you are sure to succeed as long as you keep your direction all the time.翻译:坚持你的方向如果失败了你会怎么做?很多人可能会选择放弃。然而,要想成功,最可靠的方法就是坚持你的方向和目标。在通往成功的路上,你必须坚持你的方向。它就像一盏灯,在黑暗中为你指路,帮助你度过难关。否则,你很容易就会迷失方向或犹豫不前。方向意味着目标。人生如果没有目标,将一事无成。你可以试着把你的目标写在纸上,并制定实现目标的计划。这样,你就会懂得如何合理安排时间,如何正确地支配时间。而且你还要有这样的信念:只要你一直坚持自己的方向,你就一定可以成功。Professor Godwin,feeling unwell,wrote on his bedroom door this notice:"The professor will be unable to meet his classes this evening." A student rubbed out a letter and made it,"The professor will be unable to meet his lasses this evening." Godwin,perceiving this, turned the tables by striking off the next letter, and making the notice read;" The professor will be unable to meet his asses this evening.译文:戈德温博士感到不舒服,于是写了张便条贴在卧室门上:“晚上博士不能来上课了。”一学生看后将一字母擦去,意思就变成了:“晚上博士不能来见他的情人们了。”戈德温博士看后,心生一计,又擦掉一个字母,最后便条的内容就成了“晚上博士不能来见他的蠢驴们了。”(注:class班级;lass情人;ass蠢驴)There is a legend about a bird which sings just once in its life, more sweetly than any other creature on the face of the earth. From the moment it leaves the nest it searches for a thorn tree, and does not rest until it has found one. Then, singing among the savage branches, it impales itself upon the longest, sharpest spine. And, dying, it rises above its own agony to outcarol the lark and the nightingale. One superlative song, existence the price. But the whole world stills to listen, and God in His heaven smiles. For the best is only bought at the cost of great pain….有一个传说,说的是有那么一只鸟儿,它一生只唱一次,那歌声比世上所有一切生灵的歌声都更加优美动听。从离开巢窝的那一刻起,它就在寻找着荆棘树,直到如愿以偿,才歇息下来。然后,它把自己的身体扎进最长,最尖的荆棘上,便在那荒蛮的枝条之间放开了歌喉。在奄奄一息的时刻,它超脱了自身的痛苦,而那歌声竟然使云雀和夜莺都黯然失色。这是一曲无比美好的歌,曲终而命竭。然而,整个世界都在静静地谛听着,上帝也在苍穹中微笑。因为最美好的东西只能用最深痛的巨创来换取……Wait a MinuteTom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you?God: It only means a minute.Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you?God: Just a small coin.Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin.God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute.等一分钟汤姆:我伟大的上帝,一千年对你来说,意味着什么?上帝:它只意味着一分钟。汤姆:我万能的上帝,一万枚金币对你来说,意味着什么?上帝:它只意味着一枚小硬币。汤姆:我仁慈的上帝,那就请给我一枚小硬币吧!上帝:好吧,可怜的人,请等一分钟吧。The Mean Man's Party吝啬鬼的聚会The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.""Why use my elbow and foot?""Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后,再用你的脚把门推开。”“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?”“天哪!” 吝啬鬼回答,“你总不会空着手来吧?”

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