有关英语有趣的事

在日常学习、工作和生活中，大家都写过作文吧，根据写作命题的特点，作文可以分为命题作文和非命题作文。还是对作文一筹莫展吗？下面是我整理的关于一件有趣的事英语作文，希望对大家有所帮助。

I still remember a funny thing of mine when I was a child. I have been short-sighted since I was thirteen years old.But I don't like to wear glasses because it made me feel uncomfortable.One day,when I after school, I walked happily.Soon, I found a woman like my mother very much.Of course I thought she was my mother.Then I walked to her happily and spoke loudly :"Hey,mom. I miss you all day!"But 'mother' was very surprised and said:"What?Who are you?" Why did mom ask me who I was? I wore my glasses then.God ! She wasn't my mom! I said sorry to her and ran away as fast as I can.From then on, I also wore my glasses when I after school. Because I didn't want to make a mistake like that any more...

我仍然记得我小时候的一件趣事。从十三岁开始，我就成了近视眼。但我不喜欢戴眼镜，因为它令我感到不舒服。一天放学后，我愉快的走着。很快，我发现一个长得很像我妈妈的妇女。当然，我以为她就是我妈妈。然后，我愉快的走向她，大声的说:“妈妈，我整天都在想念你!”但“妈妈”非常惊讶，说:“什么?你是谁啊?”为什么妈妈会问我我是谁呢?于是我戴上我的眼镜。天啊!她不是我的妈妈!我向她说了对不起之后，就尽我可能快的跑开了。从那一次开始，当我放学之后我总是戴上我的眼镜。因为我不想再犯下像那次那样的错误.......

This morning I had a funny look into the matter. A dog in the ice dancing "ballet." The dog dancing on the ice to slide to slide, and accidentally hit the slide. Open limbs, good or funny. May be unexpected happened, it carefully stood up! Forelegs, but a slip back a Gouchi Shi. Ridiculous, it is a very funny!

今天早上，我看看到了一件滑稽事。一只狗在冰上跳“芭蕾”。那只狗手舞足蹈的在冰面上滑来滑去，一不小心打了滑。四肢张开，好是滑稽。可让人意想不到是发生了，它小心地站了起来！前腿一滑，但后腿一踢。笑死人了，简直是太滑稽了！

This Saturday was my aunt's birthday, so my family went to a resterant to have dinner. We were quite happy. After dinner, we sent presents to my aunt.Then we lighted cancles, sang birthday songs, and finally ate the cake.

I think it was very interesting.

在这个周六的晚上是我阿姨的生日，我们全家去了餐馆给阿姨过生日，我们大家都很高兴。等吃完饭后我们都给阿姨送了生日礼物，等送完礼物后我们点蜡烛唱生日歌，然后吃了蛋糕!

我认为这件事很有趣!

Today,there is an interesting thing at my home. Today is Sunday, so my father doesn’tgo to work. After lunch, my father goes to sleep and I feel a little bit bore. Suddenly,an interesting idea comes to my mind. I take four color pens to my father’sroom.

And then, I help him put on lipstick with a red pen, paint his face witha yellow pen, draw the left eyebrow with a blue pen and draw the right with agreen pen. Finally, I draw a very interesting makeup for dad. And then I goback to watch TV. About half an hour later, he shouts loudly when he is doingwith his hair.

I laugh loudly, because he is shocked by himself and he isn’tangry with me.

There’s people who are great singers that don’t have good sounding voices (think Dylan, or even Bruce) and people who have great voices but aren’t technically good singers (think Mariah Carey–her phrasing is abysmal). Now, there are a few singers that have good voices *and* are good technical singers–and these are the people that there is general agreement on. You make a list of these people as “great singers” and you generally don’t get much argument. Marvin Gaye, Elvis, Paul McCartney, David Ruffin of the Temptations, Kate Bush, (to get out of rock a bit) Sinatra..

That’s a few of them. Anyone that tries to tell you that Marvin Gaye couldn’t sing doesn’t know anything about singing.

A thought of it, I always smile when their how silly!

Today, I play badminton with zhangyu when odd quirk, badminton "fly" onto the roof. Using a racket threw a couple of times no obvious and badminton stop on the roof is "cunning" and shaking with his body to look at me! I was urgent, take two racket "84-i ing", result even racket was on the roof, really "compensate a lady and lose your friend"! This our anxious that bad, you know I can type and zhangyu is rare last time the ball, and it turns out that vice racket or newly bought! Rightness, with little stones shots, oh it's useless. Jump up and reach. This do?

While we were out in a rash, one is cleaning sweeps aunt give me ?

One day, my mother went to work as usual in the morning, I thought to myself, mother to go to work, and to do the housework, too hard, I should help my mother share some housework. I said to start first cleaned the house, and then I started to mop the floor with a mop junior high school composition, , I drag drag, saw a big black spot on the ground, I tried dragging ah, but it just like with glue live, no matter how I dragged down not to drop it, the black spots seemed very satisfiedly say: "you dragged me the little want to go, no, go, go, don't bother me to sleep." Hateful to dismiss me!!!!!!! I thought to myself, must make it clear, give mom a surprise. Mom came back from work, see the ground clean, just ask: "who is this clean so clean!" I smiled and said: "is a" Monkey King "to help you clean!" Smile appeared on mother's face at this moment, my mother praised me is a labor of love their children, I bewick, beautiful!

The first day I went to middle school, I found a special girl in my class. Her name sounds almost the same with mine. When the teachers or my classmates called one of us, we would both answer, then other students looked at us. We felt awkward. But soon we had our nicknames and it was convenient to distinguish us. Now we are good friends. Every time when we talk about the names, we think it is very interesting. We have a lot in common, which make our friendship become strong. I feel so lucky to find someone who shares the same interest with me, and the funny thing is that our names sound so closed.

Today, there is an interesting thing at my home. Today is Sunday, so my father doesn’t go to work. After lunch, my father goes to sleep and I feel a little bit bore. Suddenly, an interesting idea comes to my mind. I take four color pens to my father’s room. And then, I help him put on lipstick with a red pen, paint his face with a yellow pen, draw the left eyebrow with a blue pen and draw the right with a green pen. Finally, I draw a very interesting makeup for dad. And then I go back to watch TV. About half an hour later, he shouts loudly when he is doing with his hair. I laugh loudly, because he is shocked by himself and he isn’t angry with me.

今天，我家发生了一件很有趣的事。今天是星期天，爸爸不用去上班。午饭过后，他去睡觉了，而我感觉有点无聊。突然，我的`脑袋里有了一个主意。我拿了四支彩色笔到爸爸的房间去，然后用红色笔给他涂了口红，用黄色笔给他画脸蛋，用蓝色笔画了左边的眉毛，最后用绿色的笔画了右边的眉毛。终于，我给爸爸画了一个很有趣的妆，之后我就继续看电视了。大概半小时之后，爸爸梳头时大喊了一声。我大笑出来，因为他被自己吓到了，而且并没有生我的气。

Today, at my home a very interesting thing happened. Noon, dad is sleeping, I was watching TV, suddenly, I feel very boring, so just came up with a project and interesting game. I'll take red, yellow, blue, green four kinds of color, then, go jump on your bed, with a red pen in his mouth painting lipstick, with yellow pen to draw father face, with blue pen to draw dad left eye hair, finally, in a green pencil on the father's right eye hair, just like that, I give my father a make-up. Then, I went to watch TV. Such as dad wake up, go to comb my hair, I burst out laughing, dad a look .com in the mirror, shame flushed, even also can't lift up. How, it is very interesting!

英语 故事 会出现学生认识或是不认识的单词，而这个单词的重复不断出现，会加深同学们对单词的记忆。这种记忆不是死记硬背，而是在潜移默化中，让学生记住。这次我给大家整理了英语幽默小故事，供大家阅读参考。

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英语幽默小故事1

Don't Pick Up the Money on the Ground

An economist professor and a student are walking down the street when they see a $20 bill lying on the sidewalk in front of them. The student goes to pick up the money but his professor stops him and tells him not to bother.

Why not?

If it were a real twenty-dollar bill, someone would have picked it up  already.

Everything that can be invented has been invented.

别捡地上的钱

一位经济学教授和一名学生正在大街上行走，这时他们看到前面的人行道上躺着一张20美元面值的钞票。学生走过去准备捡，教授制止了他，告诉他别自寻烦恼。

“为什么不捡?”

“假如那是一张真20美元钞票的话，早就有人捡走了。”

“该发明的都已经被发明出来了。”

英语幽默小故事2

The Less You Know, the More Money You Make

Theorem: Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives.

Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.

Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows, Power=Work/Time. Since Knowledge=Power, and Time=Money, we have

Knowledge=Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money=Work/Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more money you make.

知识越少挣钱越多

定理：工程师和科学家永远应当比经济专家挣钱少。

下面是对该定理的一个严格的数学证明：

假设一：知识就是力量(Power)。

假设二：时间就是金钱。

每个工程师都知道：功率(Power)= 。既然知识=力量，时间=金钱，我们有：知识= 。求解金钱表达式，我们得到：金钱= 。

因此，当知识趋于零时，无论你做了多少功，金钱趋于无穷大。

结论：知识越少，你挣得的金钱就越多。

英语幽默小故事3

They Should Be Playing at Night

A therapist, a priest and an economist go golfing. The group ahead of them is extremely slow, leading to  some frustration among the three. Their complaints are overheard, and a man from the group ahead walks over  to them. He introduces himself as an aide because the group of golfers he is with is blind! The aide thanks the three in appreciation for  their patience for the blind golfers. The priest goes, "Oh no, all my life I've preached for all to be better to my fellow man and here I am complaining about  the blind!" The therapist says, "I've been trained my whole life to help others and here I am complaining about the blind, shame on  me!" The economist says, "Oh no! They should be playing at night."

他们本该在晚上打球

神父、心理学家和经济学家三人结伴打高尔夫。前面的一组打球进度极其缓慢，这让三人大为恼火。他们开始抱怨，前面那组中的一人听到抱怨声后朝他们走了过来。他 自我介绍 说是前面那组球手们的助手，因为那组球手都是盲人。助手感谢他们三位耐心等待。神父听后忙说：“哦，不会吧?我一辈子都在祈祷同胞们过上更美好的生活，而我却在这里抱怨这些盲人!”心理学家也赶紧说：“我一生的信条是帮助别人，可是我却在这里抱怨这些盲人，我真惭愧!”这时只听经济学家说：“哦，别这样!他们本该在晚上打球的。”

英语幽默小故事4

A fellow pilot flying over the Midwest heard an air-traffic controller trying to contact an airliner for normal frequency change.“Flight 354，“said the controller，"contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.“The request was repeated several times with no reply from the pilot.Finally，in exasperation the controller raised his voice."Flight 354，Simon says contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.”The call was acknowledged with an emharrassed reply and prompt compliance.

一名飞行员在中西部上空听到地面指挥塔的指挥员在呼叫一民航调整其正常接收频率。"354航班，”指挥塔在呼叫，“请与堪萨斯市中心135.5频率联系。”这一指令重复了几次之后，竟没得到任何回音。最后，指挥塔的指挥员显然是被激怒了，他大声地锐:"354航班，西蒙说速与135. 5预率联系。”这一声显然奏效，只听对方慌忙地做了回答并迅速服从了指挥。”

英语幽默小故事5

Even My Driver Can Answer that Question

A famous game theorist, having won the Clark prize, was set to give a series of lectures at prestigious universities throughout the northeast. For the task, he hired a car and driver to take him from place to place . With nothing else to do, the driver would sit in on  the highly technical lectures. After several lectures, the driver commented to the economist, "You know, I've heard your lecture so much that I think I could deliver it myself." The economist found this idea intriguing and decided to switch places with him at his next lecture.

The driver gave the talk flawlessly. However, after the lecture, some one in the audience asked him a rather technical question that the driver had no idea how to even begin to answer. The driver considered it for a moment, and then replied, "That question is so easy, even my driver can answer it."

甚至我的司机都能回答那个问题

一位著名的博弈论专家一获得克拉克奖便开始在东北部各个知名大学展开一系列讲座。为了完成这项任务，他租了一辆车并雇了一名司机载着他到处赶场。没有别的事可做的司机就坐在课堂里听专家那科技含量颇高的讲座。几场讲座下来，司机对这位经济学家说：“我听了这么多次你的讲座，我觉得我自己也能讲了。”经济学家觉得这个想法很有趣，于是决定下次作讲座时他们两个互换位置。

司机完美无瑕地完成了演讲。可是当讲座结束后，听众中有人问了他一个技术含量相当高的问题，他不知如何开口回答。司机沉思了一会，回答道：“这个问题太简单了，连我的司机都能回答。”

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