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TheminorstoryofEnglishOnceuponatine,therelivedarichman.Hehadaservant.Heandtheservantlovedwineandgoodfoodverymuch.Eachtinetherichmanlefthishome;theservantwoulddrinkthewineandeatupallthenicefoodinthehouse.Therichmanknewwhathisservantdid,buthehadnevercaughthisservantdoingthat.Onemorning,whenhelefthome,hesaidtotheservant,“Herearetowbottlesofpoisonandsomenicefoodinthehouse.Youmusttakecareofthem.”Withthesewords,hewentout.Buttheservantknewwhattherichmanhadsaidwasuntrue.Aftertherichmanwasawayfromhishome,heenjoyedanicemeal.Becausehedranktoomuch,hewasdrunkandfelltotheground.Whentherichmancameback,hecouldn’tfindhisfoodandhiswine.Hebecameveryangry.Hewoketheservantup.Buttheservanttoldhisstoryverywell.Hesaidacathadeatenupeverything.Hewasafraidtobepunished,sohedrankthepoisontokillhimself.从前有一个时候，有一个富人。他有一个仆人。他和仆人爱酒水和良好的食物非常多。每当有钱人离开家；仆人就喝葡萄酒，吃的所有食物中的好房子。有钱的人知道仆人做了什么，但是他从来没有被他的仆人这样做。一天早上，当他离开家时，他对仆人说，“这里有两瓶毒药和一些不错的食物在家。你必须好好照看它们。”说完这些话，他出去了。仆人知道富人说是不真实的。在富人离开家后，他有一个很好的餐。因为他喝得太多了，他喝醉了，倒在地上。富人回来后，找不到他的食物和酒。他变得很生气。他醒来的仆人了。仆人告诉他的故事非常好。他说，猫吃了一切。他害怕受到惩罚，所以他喝毒药自杀
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GoodExcuse好借口Therewasamiddle-agedmanwhoboughtaMercedesconvertible2000.有个中年男子买了一辆奔驰2000敞篷车。Hetookoffdowntheroad,flooringitupto80mphandenjoyingthewindblowingthroughwhatlittlehairhehadleftonhishead.他开车上路，加速到时速80英里，享受着风儿吹过头上那头超短发的快感。“Thisisgreat,”hethoughtandflooreditsomemore.“好舒服。”他边想边继续加速。HelookedinhisrearviewmirrorandseesaStatePatrolbehindhim.这时，他从后照镜看到后面有个公路警察。“Icangetawayfromhimwithnoproblem,”thoughtthemanandflewdowntheroadatover100mph.“要把他甩掉还不容易。这个人边想边加速”到100多英里急驰而去。Thenhethought,“WhatamIdoing?I’mtoooldforthiskindofthing,”andpulledovertothesideoftheroadandwaitedforthepoliceofficer.接着他又想说：“我到底在干吗？这把年纪实在不适合做这种事。于是把车停到路边等警”察来。TheofficerpulledinbehindtheMercedesandwalkeduptotheman.警察把车停在这辆奔驰后面，走到这个人旁边。“
