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众志成城，大家一起努力的话英语会好的。下面是我给大家整理的5人英语对话，供大家参阅!
5人英语对话篇1
Section 1
TEDDY: (走到他父亲的办公桌 .)
Dad, there's something I want to tell you.
LAWSON: Oh, is that so! What is it?
TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Lisa and she's accepted me.
LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?
TEDDY: Right away. That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon.
LAWSON: Oh... I will, will I? (敲着桌子, 站起来，走到Teddy旁边.) I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you. You haven't any backbone... you can't say NO! I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it. And you did great. Ha!... If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me.
TEDDY: I did the best I could!
LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man. The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say "NO." At all times NO. Especially in a credit business like mine. But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time.
TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say "no."
LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say "no" before I finance any honeymoon. (Lawson is below desk. 然后，电话响了铃铃铃， Lawson 回到自己的书桌旁, 迅速拿起电话，坐下) Lawson talking...! (听了一会.) NO!!!I... said...NO. (又听了会)Then I'll foreclose. That's final. NO! (Lawson挂了电话， 看着 Teddy.)That's how I make my money. Being able to say NO. NO. NO. And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.
TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad... and I'll try to make good.
LAWSON: Do you mean it? All right... I'll give you another chance. You want money for a honeymoon? .Very well! You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO.
TEDDY: One hundred dollars?
LAWSON: Right! Do you think you can do it?
TEDDY: I'll try.
LAWSON: (走到Miss Collins旁边.) Miss Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I'm gone. You can sit at my desk. (Miss Collins 没有马上移动.) NOW!(她跳着站起来，穿越舞台.)
COLLINS: Yes, sir!
LAWSON: (走到 Miss Collins旁边) And I don't want you to leave it for a second. Understand? (Miss Collins点点头.) And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO. But remember, if he answers YES just once... he forfeits every "NO." ( 看着Teddy.)Are you on? TEDDY: Yes.
LAWSON: (走到门口, 从衣帽架上拿起外套和帽子) Very well. You'll be in charge here for one-half hour... (看了一下手表.) Now remember... Not one "Yes."... It must be "NO" to everything. (Lawson 退场 ，用力关门.)
Section 2
(Teddy 笑着站了一会. 电话响了铃铃铃 ， 他穿过舞台，冲到放在书桌上的电话旁边, 接
起电话并大声喊到).
TEDDY: NO. Positively NO! (挂了电话. 在舞台上溜达着, 对着很吃惊的Miss Collins笑了笑.) That's two... Put them down.
COLLINS: (记录着.) Yes, sir. (电话响了铃铃铃. Teddy 又快速拿起电话, Miss Collins提醒他小心点.) You’d better hear who it is, sir. It may be important.
TEDDY: Hello? (重复着那边人对他说的话.) Is Mr. Lawson in? NO! Do I mind speaking for him? NO! What? NO!
COLLINS: (站起来，恳求的说.) Don't you think you'd better hang up, sir?
TEDDY: (看着Miss Collins.) No. Put them all down... there were five of them. (对着电话说.) No, no, no! (对着 Miss Collins举起三根手指.) I wasn't talking to you... I was talking to Mr. Lawson's secretary. What? No! I should worry? No! (挂了电话.)
COLLINS: (害怕地说) Aren't you going a little too far, sir?
TEDDY: No! There's another. Are you keeping strict account of them? How many are there? COLLINS: Just... just thirteen, sir.
TEDDY: Thirteen, eh?
COLLINS: But isn't that an unlucky number, sir?
TEDDY: No! That makes fourteen! Well, that's a trip to California, anyway. (电话响了铃铃铃. 但这次 Miss Collins 先接起电话.)
COLLINS: Hello? ( 听了会)Just a second, please. (捂住话筒，对 Teddy 很小声的说.) It's T. J. Morgan to see your father.
TEDDY: No!
COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?
TEDDY: No!
COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see Mr. Lawson?
TEDDY: Tell him NO!
COLLINS: (对着电话说.) No! (挂了电话.)
TEDDY: (享受着这一切.) Add three more to the list. How many is that now? (这时候T. J. Morgan唐突的冲进房间.)
MORGAN: What's the idea of telling me I can't see Lawson? Is he in? (走到 Teddy旁边.) TEDDY: No! (Miss Collins保持纪录每一个"no.")
MORGAN: (看着 Miss Collins .) Then who said Lawson wouldn't see me? Was it you? (Mill Collins 正想回答，但是Teddy打断了.)
TEDDY: No! (冲着 Miss Collins 举起一根手指)
MORGAN: (回过头看着 Teddy .) Oh, then it was you?
TEDDY: No!
MORGAN: (疑惑的问.) Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office?
TEDDY: No!
MORGAN: Can't you say anything but "NO-O-O!?"
TEDDY: "NO-O-O!"
MORGAN: (厌烦的挥动了一下手.) You're a silly ass... Will you deny that?
TEDDY: For a hundred dollars? NO! (看着 Miss Collins示意她记录下来.)
MORGAN: You're impossible. You tell him that T. J. Morgan was here to see him about our business. He likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn't he?
TEDDY: Yeah....Err. . NO!
MORGAN: What? (在 Teddy的脸前晃了晃手指.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in our business anymore? (Miss Collins 努力想说话. Morgan快速转头看着她) Were you going to say something?
TEDDY: No. She - she wasn't!
MORGAN: What? He doesn't want to make a hundred thousand dollars?
TEDDY: (犹豫了一下.) N-n-no.
MORGAN: OH! He doesn't, eh? I'll tend to him. He'll find out when he fools with T. J. Morgan ，he's fooling with fire. I'll show him... I'll show him... (边说着边出去了.)
Section 3
COLLINS: (站起来，走到他旁边.) Oh, Mr. Lawson, you'll ruin your father. And after all he is your father, isn't he?
TEDDY: No! (仍然笑着.)
COLLINS: (脚后跟向后摇晃了一下.) Oh, sir do you know what you are saying?
TEDDY: No! I'm only thinking of a honeymoon in some far-off romantic spot... and if he stays away long enough, I'm sure it will be Venice. Go over there and count "no's." How many have we got now?
COLLINS: (在书桌上数着 .) Thirty-eight, sir.
TEDDY: Thirty-eight hundred dollars. Good. (电话响了铃铃铃.)
COLLINS: Hello! Very well! (挂了电话. 看着Teddy.) Miss Lisa is here, sir.
TEDDY: (惊讶地说) Oh, I can't see her now!
COLLINS: I'm sorry, sir, but I told her that you were here, and she's coming in! (Miss Collins满意地笑着)
TEDDY: Oh, Lord!
COLLINS: And remember, sir, not one YES... it must be NO to everything. (Lisa 兴奋的走进来.) LISA: Hello, Teddy Bear.
TEDDY: Hello, darling!
LISA: Did you tell your father we were going to be married?
TEDDY: Ye. .ye . . . P-Pos-itive-ly! (他掠过自己的肩得意的看着 Miss Collins)
LISA: You're a darling... and you're my darling, aren’t you?
TEDDY: Oh, ye....ye . . . You said it! (摸着自己的额头.) But don't you think you'd better run along now, and I'll see you after work? (他帮她走向门口.她又把他向回推)
LISA: No, I'll stay. Don't you always want to be near me?
TEDDY: (看着Lisa撅起的嘴唇，他差点忘记了要说no) I'll say ye.. years and years to come will find us together.(Teddy 得意的看着 COLLINS.)
LISA: Then you do love me better than anything else in the world... don't you? Say YES (恳求的说)
TEDDY: Yes....ye ye... (要寻找别的话题，他看了一下电话.) Did that phone ring?
LISA：No, it didn't. You are glad you proposed to me yesterday, aren't you, dear? Say YES! (她充满爱意的把手放在Teddy的脸上 ，把他的头转向自己这边)
TEDDY: (忘记了一会.) YEAH.. YEAH. (他看到Miss Collins铅笔放在嘴唇上，站起来) YER-T-AY was the happiest day of my life. (看着 Miss Collins.) That was yesterday.
LISA: (疑惑的问.) And don't you feel the same today?
TEDDY: Yeah....Ye. . Ye... Indeed I do.
LISA: And you'll always be good to me, won't you, dear?
TEDDY: Ye...ye...you know I will.
LISA: (指着 Miss Collins.) Is that woman your father's secretary?
TEDDY: Ye... Young Miss Collins is father's secretary. Meet my fiancée, Miss Lisa.
COLLINS: (站起来鞠躬.) Charmed to meet you, Miss Lisa. Mr. Lawson has spoken of you very often, haven't you, Mr. Lawson?
TEDDY: Oh, ye Huh? Have I?
LISA: (安慰他说.) Poor Teddy Bear. I've noticed you've acted sort of strangely today. I think I'll run along now and leave you to your work. (Lisa 走向门口 .) (Teddy 跟着她走向门口)
LISA: (突然想起了什么,返回来.) Oh, my dear! I was leaving and forgetting the most important thing of all. Isn't our marriage the most important thing in the world to us?
TEDDY: Ye . . . ye. . You know it is!
LISA: (拿起他的手) Do you take me for your lawful wedded wife? Well, you must say "Yes." TEDDY: (仍然看着 Miss Collins.) I... I can't... (把手放脸上，背对着她们.)
LISA: What? Teddy Lawson, do you mean to say you don't want to say "Yes"?
TEDDY: No!
LISA: Then answer... YES or NO!
TEDDY: Darling... I must say NO!
LISA: Oh! NOW I see, yes, you’ve been acting so now. Yes you said no.
TEDDY: Darling, it was for your good that I said it.
LISA: For my good! Oh, it's the woman who must pay!
TEDDY: You're wrong; it's Dad who must pay.
LISA: Oh, so it was your father who bought your love for money. Well, I'll see him about this. Oh, my heart is breaking, my heart is breaking... (她哭着退场了.)
Section 4
LAWSON吃完饭回来了，Teddy 很满意的笑着
LAWSON：(看着Collins)How many times have my son said no?
COLLINS：41. Sir.
LAWSON：O, My god!(看着Teddy)I can’t believe you can do it. (转过头看着Collins)But is there something special happened? (Teddy 低下了头)
COLLINS: Ye... sir .Just now, T J Morgan and Miss Lisa came in. No matter what they asked, Mr. Teddy only said no. So Mr. Morgan was very angry and Miss Lisa left in tears.
LAWSON：O I see.(想了会，看着Teddy)OK，My dear son, I will give you the money that you should get.
TEDDY:(非常高兴的说)Thank you, dad. I am so happy that I can go on a honeymoon with my girlfriend
LAWSON：Although you did it, but you know you ruined my business. I hope you can say yes when you should say yes, but you must say no when you should say no.
TEDDY: O I see, dad. I love you, forever. (两人拥抱)
5人英语对话篇2
演员表： Diana (D1) 林xx Donna(D2)李xx 美国经销商代表
Tom Brown 美国公司经理 朱xx
Nancy Wang 公司的采购部业务员 杨xx
Simon Zhou 公司经理 徐xx
N: Hello, Mrs.Diana , I think we can start by talking about the price. D1: Sure. I'd be happy to answer any questions you may have.
N: Your products are very good. But I'm a little worried about the prices you're asking.
D1: You think we are asking for more?
N: That's not exactly what I had in mind. I know your research costs are high, but what I'd like is a 25% discount.
D1: That seems to be a little high, Mr. Nancy. I don't know how we can make a profit with those numbers.
N: Well, if we promise future business, it will cut your costs, right?
D1: Yes, but it's hard to see how you can place such large orders. We need a guarantee of future business, not just a promise.
N: We said we wanted 1000 pieces over a six-month period. What if we place orders for twelve months, with a guarantee?
D1: If you can guarantee that on paper, I think we can discuss this further.
N: Never mind! By the way, our manager hope to see you, would you like to wait for a moment? I will take him to see you.
D1: that’s ok.I think it’s better let Donna to talk with him.
N : All right.
S: Hi, Mrs. Donna, Welcome to China! I am Simon Zhou, sales manager. It is a pleasure to see you here .How do you do?
D2: How do you do, Mr. Simon!
S: I am afraid that our costs for the product won't go down much, even with future business.
D2: Just what are you proposing?
S: We could take a cut on the price. But 25% would cut our profit margin. We suggest a compromise -10%.
D2: That's a big change from 25%! 10% are beyond my negotiating limit.
S: I don't think I can change it right now.
D2: Mr. Tom, it is really beyond my limit, I think we can try to come up with something else.
S: We hope so, Mrs. Smith. I'll try very hard to reach some middle ground
D2: I understand. We propose a deal. For the first six months, we get a discount of 20%, and the next six months we get 15%
S: Mrs. Smith，I can't bring those numbers back to my office. D2: Then you'll have to think of something better, Mr. Brown
T: How do you do, Mr. Simon!
S: How do you do, Mr. Brown! How about 15% the first six months,
and the second six months at 12%, with a guarantee of 3000 units? T: That's a lot to sell, with very low profit margins.
S: It's about the best we can do, Tom Brown. We need to get something out today. If we go back with nothing, we may be coming back to you soon to ask for a job.
T: OK .17% the first six months, 14% for the second?
S: Done. It’s really very kind of you, I’ m glad to cooperate with you .
玉子狗尾草
Friends》剧本（第二季） 201 The One With Ross' New Girlfriend [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel.] PHOEBE: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been? OPENING CREDITS202 [Scene, The Airport, continued from last season, Rachel is waiting for Ross to come of the plane, when she sees he's coming off with another woman.] RACHEL: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.) ROSS: Rache! RACHEL: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.) ROSS: It was, it was great. Oh, what happened? RACHEL: What? ROSS: You're bleeding. RACHEL: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. I wanna hear everything! (Looks at Julie) ROSS: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel. RACHEL: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country. JULIE: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York. RACHEL: Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.] CHANDLER: No way! MONICA: I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross! PHOEBE: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge? JOEY: Um, this? PHOEBE: Yes. MONICA: Guys, you got your hair cut. CHANDLER: Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay. PHOEBE: 'Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you don't look good, we don't look good. I love that voice. RACHEL: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp. CHANDLER: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs. RACHEL: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes! ROSS: That's all right, Rache, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up? JOEY: What up?! ROSS: Everyone, this is Julie. RACHEL: (out of breath) Julie. ALL: Ohh. (Happily) Hi! JULIE: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me. ROSS: And bus. JULIE: Oh my god. ROSS: The screaming guy? JULIE: And the spitting? ROSS: You gotta hear this story. JULIE: We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old... ROSS: At least. JULIE: ...and this guy-- RACHEL: And the chicken poops in her lap. Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about. MONICA: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen? JULIE: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together. ROSS: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig. RACHEL: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? MONICA: It's an expression. ROSS: Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then we're gonna go see the baby. JULIE: And then we've gotta get some sleep. ROSS: Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night our time. CHANDLER: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised. (Ross and Julie exit) RACHEL: Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries to sympathize with her.) [Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler enter.] ROSS: Hey, Rache, can I get some coffee? RACHEL: Yeah, sure. ROSS: Thank you. CHANDLER: Hey, Rache, can I get-- RACHEL: Did you talk to him? CHANDLER: Not yet. RACHEL: Then, no. (He goes to sit down next to Ross.) CHANDLER: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know. ROSS: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was? CHANDLER: God? ROSS: It was you, pal. CHANDLER: Well, maybe it was God, doing me. ROSS: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you. CHANDLER: Well, you owe me one, big guy. RACHEL: Here's your lemonade. ROSS: I didn't order lemonade. RACHEL: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they're gonna charge you for that. ROSS: But-- RACHEL: Go go go go, come on! (to Chandler) So then, well, what did you find out? CHANDLER: He said, he said that they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself without any outside help whatsoever. RACHEL: How is that the silver lining? CHANDLER: You have to really wanna see it. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and the gang is watching TV.] ROSS: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym. [cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.] MONICA: Phoebes, you know what I'm thinking? PHOEBE: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it? MONICA: No, although now that's what I'm thinking. PHOEBE: All right, so what were you thinking? MONICA: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine? PHOEBE: Ohh! No. MONICA: Why not? PHOEBE: Because, I'm just, I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak. MONICA: No you're not. PHOEBE: I know I'm not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings. (The phone rings.) JOEY: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it's Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.) ROSS: (on phone) Hello? Hi. CHANDLER: (entering) Hi. Anybody know a good tailor? JOEY: Needs some clothes altered? CHANDLER: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk. JOEY: Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right, when was 1990? CHANDLER: You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance! ROSS: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later. Ok, bye. What? Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn't hang up either. RACHEL: She didn't hang up either! ROSS: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y-- RACHEL: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me. ROSS: Rachel! I'll just call her back. RACHEL: Okay! ROSS: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have. MONICA: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too. RACHEL: I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. CHANDLER: Ok, I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning.] JOEY: You know, I think I was sixteen. MONICA: Please, just a little bit off the back. PHOEBE: I'm still on "no". RACHEL: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec? JOEY: No no no no no, (grabs his pants) I'm not fallin' for that again. PHOEBE: What's goin' on? RACHEL: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night. CHANDLER: What stupid thing did you do? PAOLO: Bon giorno tutti! PHOEBE: Ewww! COMMERCIAL BREAK [Scene: Monica and Rachel's continued from earlier.] RACHEL: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye. MONICA: Rachel, how did this happen? RACHEL: I don't know, I just kinda ran into him last night. PHOEBE: Where? RACHEL: At his apartment. Is this juice? JOEY: Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe? RACHEL: Oh God, I know I'm a pathetic loser. MONICA: Honey, you're not pathetic, you're sad. CHANDLER: People do stupid things when they're upset. MONICA: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't--but this is about your horrible mistake. ROSS: Hi. Sorry we're late but we were--well, there was touching. PAOLO: Hey, hey Ross. ROSS: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here? PAOLO: I do Raquel. ROSS: (to Rachel) So, uh, he's back. RACHEL: Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem? ROSS: No, not a problem. RACHEL: Good! I'm glad it's not a problem. PHOEBE: Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass. CHANDLER: Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered. JOEY: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means. CHANDLER: Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code? MONICA: You know it's funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter. PHOEBE: All right. Ok, but, but you have to promise that you will not be all like control-y and bossy and Monica about it. MONICA: I promise. PHOEBE: All right. Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing. [Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut.] PHOEBE: All right, that's it, I quit. MONICA: What? I didn't say anything. PHOEBE: Yeah, but this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. Ok, this is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person. MONICA: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed. PHOEBE: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it. MONICA: How who wears it? PHOEBE: Demi Moore. MONICA: Demi Moore is not a he. PHOEBE: Well, he was a he in Arthur, and in Ten. MONICA: That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore. PHOEBE: Oh, oh, oh my god! MONICA: Oh my god! PHOEBE: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Which one's Demi Moore? MONICA: She's the actress who was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost. PHOEBE: Oh, she's got gorgeous hair. MONICA: I KNOW! [Scene: Frank's tailor shop, Chandler is getting his pants altered.] FRANKIE: How long do you want the cuffs? CHANDLER: At least as long as I have the pants. FRANKIE: I just got that. Ok, now we'll do your inseam. (He slowly measures it up his leg, and Chandler makes a rather surprised face.) [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom.] RACHEL: How is she? PHOEBE: It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign. ROSS: How's the hair? PHOEBE: I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn't look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling. JOEY: Can we see her? PHOEBE: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, you come on in. (They go into the bedroom leaving Joey and Rachel alone.) JOEY: How're you doing? RACHEL: I'm ok. JOEY: Ooh, that bad, huh? Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts. RACHEL: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me. JOEY: You gotta tell Ross how you feel. RACHEL: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie? JOEY: What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years. RACHEL: I don't know, I don't know. JOEY: Look, Rache, Rache, I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been with like a lot of people's share of women. The point is, I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you. CHANDLER: (entering, angry) Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad man! JOEY: Frankie? What're you talking about? ROSS: (entering from teh bedroom) Hey, what's goin' on? CHANDLER: Joey's tailor...took advantage of me. ROSS: What? JOEY: No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years. CHANDLER: He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite-- ROSS: what? CHANDLER: Cupping. JOEY: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants? ROSS: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you? JOEY: What? That's not? Oh my god. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day. Monica is now out and about.] MONICA: Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better. ROSS: I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten. MONICA: Thank you. My hair is very amused. CHANDLER: Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true. PHOEBE: Thank you. ROSS: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rache. RACHEL: (sticking her head in from the balcony) Wait, are you leaving? ROSS: Yeah, that's kinda what I meant by "bye!" RACHEL: Well, can I talk to you for a sec? ROSS: Okay. (goes out onto the balcony) JOEY: Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test... CHANDLER: That's ok. [Out on the balcony] ROSS: What's goin' on? RACHEL: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all, what? (Ross laughs) ROSS: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot? RACHEL: No. No-no-no-no. ROSS: Well, then, I think, I think the guy is scum. I hate him. I physically hate him. I always have. You are way too good to be with a guy like that. You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. Was there a second of all? RACHEL: No, I think that was the whole all. [Cut back inside, Joey is on the phone.] JOEY: I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants. CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.] JULIE: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andy McDowell's new haircut? PHOEBE: You wanna do it right now? JULIE: Great! (Julie leaves) PHOEBE: (to Rachel) Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andy McDowell's the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right? RACHEL: No. No no no no no. That's Rodney McDowell. Andy McDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes. PHOEBE: Oh, yeah. Ok, thank you. RACHEL: You're welcome. END
