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亲爱的汤姆：你想来中国做一名志愿者，并希望能成为一名乡村教师。我很敬佩你。欢迎你来云南。我已经为你作了安排。你将成为云南最贫困山区的 一名临时教师。哪里物质匮乏，书籍缺少。没有手机信号。我会给你一本英语汉语两用字典。你可以在学习汉语时，使用它。同时，那所学校的另一名教师会在每天的晚上教你汉语。我相信，这段时光将是你人生中最难忘的一段时间。你忠实的朋友：李华Dear Tom: do you want to come to China to be a volunteer, 。yanjiang。com。cn。and hope to become a village teacher. I admire you very much. Welcome you to Yunnan. I have made arrangements for you. You will be a temporary teacher in the poorest mountain area in Yunnan. Where the lack of material, the lack of books. No cell phone signal. I'll give you a dual purpose Dictionary of English and chinese. You can use it when you are learning chinese. At the same time, the other teachers in the school will teach you Chinese every night. I believe that this period of time will be the most memorable period of your life.Your faithful friend: Li Hua

一个聪明的孩子和一个笨孩子去考口试,老师问聪明的孩子;"谁发明了电灯","爱迪生","谁发现了雷","居里夫人",谁发现了地球有引力","牛顿",100分,聪明的孩子为了帮笨孩子把答案告诉了他,老师问;"你爸是谁","爱迪生","你妈是谁","居里夫人","谁告诉你的","牛顿". 某日,一中国人,一美国人,一日本人,在沙漠里迷路了,三人走着走着看见了一个神灯,搓一搓神仙出来了,就说:"我可以满足你们三个人每人三个愿望,现在说出你们的愿望吧!那个美国人就说:"我想要很多很多的钱,我想要很高很高的地位,我想要回到我的家里.神仙听后满足了他的愿望.轮到那个日本人了,他说:"我想要很多很多的钱,我想要很高很高的地位,我也想回到我的家里.神仙也同样满足了他的愿望.轮到那个中国人了.他说:"给我来瓶二锅头.喝了下去,之后不满足的说:"给我来更多的二锅头!神仙变出了许多的二锅头,这下他心满意足的喝着.这时神仙说:"你还有第三个愿望,说出来吧!只看那人想了想,说:"我自己和都不过瘾,把刚才那俩人给我叫回来.!!! - -!续:三人又走在沙漠中,走着走着又遇到个神灯,搓一搓神仙又出来了,这下那个美国人和日本人长了个心眼,和那个中国人说:"这把你先许愿吧!只看那人想了想,说:"给我来瓶二锅头!喝完又说:"在给我来更多的二锅头!说完便喝了起来,神仙问他:"你还有第三个愿望,说出来吧!看那人不耐烦的说:"好了,这么多我们喝都足够了,你滚吧!