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美国《时代》杂志最近评出了2007年度十大奇闻,有人4岁时就被铅笔插入脑,59岁才取出,有政府用公款为女兵隆胸,也有人参加喝水比赛被尿憋死,蟾蜍分泌的液体竟可当毒品吸食。回顾这一年,让人觉得,世界真是无奇不有。翻译:"Time" magazine recently selected the 2007 Top Ten something, it was 4 years old when it was a pencil inserted into the brain, 59-year-old was taken out of government use of public funds for female breast, it was to participate in drinking games to death by urine, toad secretion can be when the liquid has drugs. Looking back on the past, people feel that the world is really strange there.
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※声音如clear的意思一样清亮,得到了男女的广泛支持。超高的安定感、表现力、具有魅力的音质以及绝赞的实力而闻名的唱见。※爱称之一是「会长」。“clear”的日语发音和栗子相同,所以又有一昵称叫「烧栗」。「dear」也是 clear用过的名字 就是将“d”拆成 了“c”和“l”(原因是 为了不让大家认出来 某次生放的时候自己解释过 )※同另一位nico唱见nero是幼驯染(青梅竹马),从国中开始相识,在东京也曾居住在同一公寓。nero是在在clear的长期拉动和酒的影响下进入nico,在2010年1月30日投稿的初合唱的《カンタレラ》已经再生破百万。※和nero结成cleanero。两人翻唱同步率很高,tag上常有「美声双子」「奇迹的幼驯染」。由于clear在生足同好会就任会长,所以nero也在推特上自称是副会长。※2009年5月18日投稿了与蛇足合唱的「magnet」,由此衍生出了「蛇栗」(だそくりあ)这个CP再生数已破百万。2009年06月18日和バルシェ、蛇足一起以蛇足×バルシェ×Clear的组合投稿了「IMITATIONBLACK」又衍生出「バそくりあ」组合。※与蛇足、amu、みーちゃん、あさまる组成PointFive(.5)发售了五张专辑、将于2014年发售LIVECD。※clear常用的颜文字符号是(。・ω・。)ノはぉ♪,曾被ぽこた等人拿来吐槽过,后来这个颜文字发展成.+()クルッ()クルッ(ω・。)クルッ(。・ω・。)ノ~~おはぉ♪,每次他出现都会被fans的颜文字弹幕淹没。说到谜样的文字,他还用过cぇあr;某次他在友人的放送上打错字,将clear打成cぇあr,这称呼就此沿用下来。※clear十分喜欢傲娇,曾经被问过是抖S还是抖M的时候回答是抖S,经常会在自己的放送出现某些卑猥发言,fans便开始无视他,这个人马上S气场全开的说要关闭放送,弹幕瞬间出现许多「会长爱してる(会长我爱你)」「会长ごめんね(会长对不起啦)」等等的谢罪留言,因此clear也有卑猥王子的称号。生歌大部份是以V家曲为主,也会有洋乐,虽然自称英语不好但是唱英文歌却很好听。※最近clear在勤劳地练习吉他、最近开的生放窗主要以吉他弹唱练习为主。
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17.Mr Brown's Four Umbrellas布朗先生的四把伞Mr Brown worked in a factory of a small town. He had been there for twenty years before one day he was sent to the capital for important business. He was quite excited because he had never been there before. Before he set off. he asked his wife and three daughters if they wanted him to buy something for them in London. Mrs brown began to think it over and then she said she wished her husband would be able to buy a nice umbrella for her, and so did their three daughters. As he was afraid he would forget it, he drew an umbrella on his hand. To his regret, he lost it at the station. On the train Mr Brown sat opposite to an old woman, The woman's umbrella was so nice that he carefully looked at it and said to himself not to forget to buy a few umbrellas like it. When the train arrived at the station in London, he said good-bye to the old woman, took his bag and her umbrella and was going to get off. “Wait a minute, sir,”shouted the old woman.“That's my umbrella!” Now Mr Brown noticed that he had taken her umbrella. His face turned red at once and said in a hurry,“Oh, I'm very sorry. madam! I didn't mean it!” Seven days later Mr Brown left the capital. To his surprise, he met the old woman and sat oppsite to her again. Looking at the four umbrellas, the old woman was satisfied with herself.“It seems that I was luckier than the other four women.”She thought.18. Can I Help You, Madam?您买什么,夫人?A woman in blue jeans stood at the window of an expensive shop. Though she hesitated for a moment, she finally went in and asked to see a dress that was in the window. The assistant who served her did not like the way she was dressed. Glancing at her scornfully, he told her that the dress was sold. The woman walked out of the shop angrily and decided to punish the assistant next day. She returned to the shop the following morning dressed in a fur-coat with a handbag in one hand and a long umbrella in the other. After seeking out the rude assistant she asked for the same dress. Not realizing who she was, the assistant was eager to serve her this time. With great difficulty, he climbed into the shop window to get the dress. As soon as she saw it, the woman said she did not like it. She enjoyed herself making the assistant bring almost everything in the window before finally buying the dress she had first asked for.19. A Telephone Call打来电话At about two o'clock on a cold winter morning, a doctor drove seven miles in answer to a telephone call. On his coming the man who had called him in said: “Doctor, I don't have a sore throat, I don't cough, I have no pain either in the side or in the back, I'm not running a temperature, but still I feel that death is near.” The doctor felt the man's pulse, listened to his heart and lungs and examined his throat. “Have you made your will?”he asked at last. “Why, no doctor. Oh, doctor, it isn't true, is it? I can't believe it.” “Do you have children? Send for them at once. Your father, too, should be called; also your----” “I say, doctor, do you really think I'm going to die?” The doctor looked at him hard. “No, I don't,”he replied.“There's nothing the matter with you. But I hate to be the only man you've made a fool of on a night like this.”20.The Friends'“Help”朋友相帮Mr Brown's horse was stolen at night. All of his friends were very sorry about it and came to see him together. After they had been told about it, one of them said,“Why didn't you lock the door of your stable last night? I think that it had something to do with your horse being stolen. “You aren't a deaf man,”the second complained.“Didn't you hear anything at that mement? The thief must have driven the beast away out of the gate, and couldn't have carried it away on his back!” “I agree with them,”blamed the third.“How careless you are! Every evening, before I go to bed, I lock my stable first and hide the key in my box. Why didn't you do so?” The more they said, the more excited they became. At last Mr Brown couldn't bear any more and said angrily,“I'm glad that you have come to see me. But none of you would help me either look for my horse or catch the thief. Do you think that it's all my fault? Why don't you blame the thief?”21.Getting Information and Direction问路Last week Bill had to go to New York. It was his first time there, and he didn't know his way around the city. He had a meeting at 10 o'clock, and he wanted to be on time. The meeting was in the Peterson Building on 34th Street, but Bill didn't know where that was. Seeing two men standing on a corner he asked them for directions. “Pardon me,”he said,“but can you tell me how to get to the Peterson Building on 34th Street?” “Sure,”answered one of the men.“You can get there in five minutes. Go to the next corner and turn left. Walk three blocks and there you are.” But the other man said,“There's a better way. Get on the bus here at this corner. It stops right near the Peters Building.” “Not Peters,”Bill told him.“Peterson.” Then the first man said,“Oh, that's on east 34th Street, not west 34th. It's quite a distance from here. You'll have to take the subway.” But the second man told Bill,“No, don't go by subway. Take the crosstown bus. It goes to the Peters in Building.” “Peterson. Not Petersin.”.Bill looked at hiswatch.It was almost ten o'clock.“Thanks a lot,”he said.“I think I'll take a taxi.” As he got into the taxi he saw the two men arguing and pointing in different directions. Next time he wanted to know how to get to a place, he'd ask a police man!22. You're Right你说对了Once Mr Henry went to a small town with high mountains all around it. It was a quiet and cool place and some rich people liked to go there for their holidays. A week later, before Mr Henry left the town, he paid thirty p
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