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【5人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说TheTaleofAladdin【7人英语短剧】Cinderella灰姑娘7人短剧【TheGifts（礼物）】中英文短剧剧本【4人英语短剧】阿拉丁传说TheTaleofAladdin【7人英文话剧】花木兰Mulan【Bigwordsofwesterntour（大话西游）】小品剧本参考资料：

这是我上个星期演的，得了全班最高分哦孙悟空 Monkey ( M for short ) 白骨精 Jenny White ( J1 & J2 for short ) 唐僧 Tang Seng ( T for short )黄袍怪 Yellow ( Y for short ) 沙僧 Sha Seng ( S for short ) 猪八戒 Piggy ( P for short ) A Tale of The Journey To The West…Once there was true love for me, but I did not treasure it. Now it’s too late to regret. Nothing in the world can be more painful than that. If only time could go back, if only God could give me one more chance, I would say to the girl: “I love you.” If you dare ask me how long my love will last, my answer will be at least 10,000 years.Act 1音乐 《玩美》J1 照着镜子上台，手捧一盒化装品（如Clean & Clear等） J1: Another pimple! All these lotion and cream and gel are of no use. What can I do?（困扰状） 音乐〈电话声〉（这时，电话铃不知趣地响了起来，J不耐烦地从B手中接过听筒，于是，一个更另她心烦的声音就在电话那头响起。） Y: Hello! It’s me. J1: I know it’s you. You’ve been calling me every day since 400 years ago. Y: And today, I’ll ask the same question again. This is the 99th time I ask you to marry me.J1: To hell with you! I’m busy with my face now. I’ve got one more pimple. How terrible! I’ll never see anyone unless I can cure it. （对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点。）“没办法，美也是一种罪啊”（自言自语）Y: Ah! That’s easy. I just call to tell you that I’ve read a book, and it said the meat of Tang Seng can make your skin feel as smooth as silk, and make you more beautiful than any other witch in the world. What’s more, I’ve just got the news that Tang Seng will soon come into our territory. We can go and catch him together. Is this idea wonderful? J1: All right. All right. I’m going to hang off. （不待Y说完，J就急忙挂断了电话。）Act 2 J: How nasty he is! ( 她想了想，对B道 ) But Tang Seng is really tempting. I’ll keep tabs on his track.（手合拢，然后拿起望远镜，观察起T的行踪来） ( 欢喜万分 ) Ah-ha, there he is! (凑上前去, 舔舌头，咬手指)T师徒四人上台来。S拎着行李，M握着金箍棒在前面探路。 四人走到台中，T举手示意三个徒弟停下歇息，仿佛有话要说。 J1: ( 向B招手) Bring me my Magic Ear. （耳朵凑上去偷听T师徒四人谈话）Act3音乐《西游记》T: Monkey! I’ve told you a million and once times，that our journey to the western Paradise is tough and challenging. If it is not, how can people know that we are great and unique; how… （T得意地发表他的演说,最后语速放慢）S: how can we be heroes remembered by others; how can we make millions of girls faint for us, is that right? （无奈状，双手摊开）T: Don’t interrupter me! （气愤状）（M、和P都被他说得昏昏欲睡。） P: Sir! I’m so hungry.（羞怯，吃手指, 摸肚子）T: I know that. I’m hungry too. So Monkey, would you please go and buy some food? Remember that we have very little money, only 2 yuan for a week. So you should not go to those expensive restaurants, such as Dining Hall 6 and 2, just go to Dining Hall 1. Even if … （最后语速放慢）S: Even if the dining hall is too far away, don’t buy the take-out. It’s not clean. I advise you to go to some old lady’s house and ask for some buns. Mind you, don’t forget to wash your lunch-box first!T:Tell you again,Don’t stop me! （开始抓狂）M点头答应。(捎头) 舞台另一头的J听了不禁眉开眼笑。J1: It’s a good chance.（自言自语状）Act4音乐《爱情三十六计》 J1 转身变成一个老太婆，挎着篮子慢慢走到了T师徒的面前。 P: Ah, here comes an old lady. Hello granny! What’s in your basket? Smells nice! （上前翻寻） J2: Some pancakes for my son. He is working in the field.（喘气，很累状） P: I’m hungry. Can I have some? Only a little bit.（不好意思状） 等P2回答，心急的P伸手去拿篮子里的东西，J假装惊慌地护住了篮子。 T: Piggy! I’ve told you a million and once times, remember to be polite to old ladies.（上前制止） J2: You are very kind. It looks as if you are starving and need some food. I can give you some for free. T: （ 双手合十 ） 阿弥陀佛，善哉善哉。 J2假意伸手拿食物递给T，企图乘机抓住T,不想袖中露出一只白皙的少女的手，立刻被M瞧出了破绽。 M: ( 一把抓住了J的手腕 ) It’s not a hand of an ugly old lady. Who are you? An ugly old lady? （激动壮） J2虽然是妖怪，但四百年来，这还是头一遭被人这么窝囊地抓住手腕，简直是又羞又怒。 J2: You……you dare touch my hand! （迅速缩手） M: Monster! T听到Monster一词立刻吓得躲到徒弟身后。 Act5J2变J1（转身化为原形，奸笑壮）P: Beautiful lady T听到来着是个美人，忙抬头偷看。 M: No matter how powerful you are, I’ll kill anyone who tries to harm my master. J1: No matter how powerful you are. I’ll kill anyone who prevents me from beautifying myself.音乐 《打斗》M: Monster! Take my stick! M举起金箍棒就要向J的头顶击下。就在这千钧一发之际，P忽然扑上去将M拦腰抱住。 P: Beauty, run! Run away! T 逃过一劫，对各位徒弟尤其是M的拼死保护感动之至，情不自禁地唱起了Only You。其结果，三个土地全头痛欲裂，大吐特吐。 终于，T唱完了…… T: ( 清清嗓子 ) Monkey, go and buy the lunch. I’m starving to death. M: I’ll draw a circle here. ( 边走边画 ) Just stay in the circle and you’ll be safe. Don’t trust anyone. Good bye sir. M离开后，T等就在圈内打起瞌睡来，P更是鼾声震天,S四处观望。 J1见M走了，便又来打T的主意。她走了两步，踩到了M画的圈。 J1: Ouch！ J1知道M的厉害，不敢轻举妄动。但T近在眼前，她实在不甘心放弃。她想了想，忽地计上心头，变出一盒KFC。 J1: Come, come and eat this. Come and eat this.（招手引诱T）T等仿佛着了魔似的，梦游般循着KFC的香气向圈子外走。J终于如愿地把他们引出来了。（天鹅湖舞步跳出去） 就在J1的手向T伸去的时候，M赶回来了，再次将J1当场抓获。 M: You again! J1: You touch my hand again! How nasty you are! M: Now you cannot run away! T 刚刚清醒，想到自己又一次有惊无险，不仅又唱起了Only You。M不堪忍受此歌声，抓着J1的手也放松了。J1乘机溜走了。 T唱罢，众人终于松了口气。 P忽然发现M正望着J1远去的方向发愣，伸手在M的眼前晃了晃，M竟然没有反应。 P: ( 调侃地 ) Ah, that beautiful witch has taken your heart away. M 回过神来，发现自己的失态，给了P一拳。 T: Monkey, I know that witch is nice, but you can’t fall in love with her. Because you are a monkey and she is a witch. Monkey should marry a monkey and witch should marry a wizard. Even if a monkey can marry a witch, I bet there are hundreds of wizards fighting to marry her. How can you defeat them? S&T: What is more, chasing girls needs time, energy and money. Now, you have to go to the Western Paradise with me, you don’t have enough time. To make things worse, we have only 2 yuan per week to live on, you don’t have enough money.（后半部分S学T讲话，但不出声） M: Surely I won’t. How can I fall in love with a witch who wants to eat my master? T: That’s fine. I can rest assured. I’m hungry, where is my lunch? M: Here. Please sit in the shade of the trees over there. I’ll go and fetch some water.M把T扶到一边，自去取水了.Act 6 途中M和J1相撞M:Oh ,you go!(悲痛状)音乐《交响乐》J1：Just now I found actually I like you(凑上前去)M：No I can’t ,I am a monkey and I am a monk.I had forgotten what is love…J1悲痛壮离开……M舍不得但又不能挽留欲知后事如何 请看下集分解！

英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》 Wanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue本文转自：小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影 (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy wifeisWuSong. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom? MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme, smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):Ican! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum? JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”. L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup? JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and…… JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下) Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I’mback! LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened? L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten tome.Lookatyourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme! L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto. LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo andtellhim.(下) L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下) Act3本文转自：小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影 (J睡眼惺忪上) J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty! (突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself. JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet? J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone! JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback! J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam! Act4 (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上) C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚) AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney! J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough? (三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量) A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken! B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight! C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand robthewedding! A&B:Goodidea! J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible! AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple! J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet! (突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride. B:Haveyougotanyexperience? J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000) Act5本文转自：小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影 (转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中) ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! A:Theroadisbuiltbyme! B:AndIplantedonetree. C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet--- J:Giveusallyourmoney! (L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头) L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后) (MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒) J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去） (J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou? L(哭状):Ihurtalot! J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下) L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下) (音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)英语短剧：小兔子乖乖时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨 地点：鸟语花香的动物王国 人物：Little Duck，Miss Cat， Miss Rabbit，Mr Dog 旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。一路上他又唱又跳，高兴极了。在小河边，他碰到了Miss Cat。 Duck：（很好奇）Hello，Miss Cat．Whatre you doing？ Cat：（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello，Little Duck．Theres a big fish in the river．Im hungry，but I cant get it． Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you． （Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Miss Cat抓到了鱼。） Duck：Here is the fish for you，Miss Cat．Have a good meal． Cat：Thank you，Little Duck．You are so kind． Duck：Thats all right，Miss Cat．I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Bye-bye！ Cat：Bye-bye！ （Little Duck继续赶路。忽然他看到Miss Rabbit躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。） Rabbit：（躺在草地上）Oh，Little Duck．I run too fast and my leg is broken．I cant stand up and I cant walk． Duck：Dont worry．Let me help you． （Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Miss Rabbit包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。） Duck：Dontworry，Miss Rabbit．Youll getwellsoon． Rabbit：Yes，I will．Thank you，Little Duck．Its so kind of you． Duck：Not at all，Miss Rabbit．But I must go now．Im going to my grandmothers home．Good-bye！ Rabbit：Good-bye！ （Little Duck唱着歌又开始上路了，走着走着，他看到Mr Dog坐在家门口，看上去非常着急。） Duck：Good morning，Mr Dog．You look worried．What can I do for you？ Dog：Oh，good morning，Little Duck．I got a letter from my friend，Mr Cock．ButIcantread and Idontknow what he wants me to do． Duck：Dont worry，Mr Dog．Let me help you． （Mr Dog笑呵呵地把信递给Little Duck，Little Duck很仔细地将信的内容读给Mr Dog听。） Dog：（满意地笑）Thank you，Little Duck．Its really very kind of you． Duck：Youre welcome，Mr Dog．（抬头看看挂在半空中的太阳）But I must go now．Im going to see my grandmother． Dog：（摸摸Little Duck的头）Dont worry，Little Duck．Let me send you to your grandmothers home． Duck：Thank you，Mr Dog． （Mr Dog驮着Little Duck一路欢歌笑语向外婆家跑去……）