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Mum:Boys!your guys already 18 years old.Tt's time to have your own house now! Pig 123:OK!Mum!We've got it! Pig 1:Haha!Building house?Too easy for me! I Only need to put some straw on the ground!That is my house now!Heihei! Wolf:What a stupid!Such a house can stop my powerful attacking?No way!Well,how delicious the little pig is!Pig 2:Hoho!My house is covered with wood.So that I can go in the house and sleep as quickly as i can.Wolf:Whomever said that one falls asleep is the most beautiful.But idon't think so.I think it is the most delicious!Heihei!Pig 3:I think brick is the strongest stuff to build a house.Although it will take me so much time in it,but,never mind. Wolf:Oh,my god!Is this really a pig?I heard that pig is the most foolish animal in the world!Oh,my!Forget it!Come home and reveiw English.Next year I have to pass the Band 4 Test!Haha!Mum:Oh,god!My 2 handsome boys were dead!OH!!!!
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英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money Scene1(At Salesman’s home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! 另一个 白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白:Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪:( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后:I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜:Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后:Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔镜:Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you. 皇后:She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. AprilFool'sDay N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies! F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family. Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye! N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man. U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please? F: Ok, here. U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck! N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly. D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great! (上前抓木棒,却被粘在上面) Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! (吃惊地) D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! (走向木棒) D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous! D2: You can come, so I can come, too! (也被粘在木棒上) Oh, my god! What's wrong with me? D1: What a pity! N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist. S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. (抓stick ,也被粘住) Oh! Bad luck! Terrible! N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed. King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife. F: Let me try , Perhaps I can. N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed. k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday? F: April 1.转自: K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?! N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool". 《臭脚的故事》英语话剧剧本 A Story about Love and Stinky Feet by Dr. Sofia Chen陈南妤 超级搞笑,哈哈哈 从前,一个巫婆有一双臭脚,人们都很讨厌.所以,她想找一个人换掉她的双脚. 有一天她来到"香国" .她发现,人人都有双香脚.一天王子午睡,巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚. 有一位公主,她总是失眠.虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法,她还不能睡觉.国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿. 最后,他们就发现了一个方法:每当公主无法入睡,她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚,然后她将睡得很好. 最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起. 人物 Ada: Little girl Candy: Queen Evander: King Evelyn Joel: Prince Rita: Singer /Woman Yilina: Witch -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Summary Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. And one day she flied to “Fragrance Country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet. There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in “Beauty Country”. Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep. The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter. And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together. SCENE I (One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book) Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet. Ada: And one day she flied to “Fragrance country”. She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. Witch: (screaming and laughing and dancing)I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away! (Flying to the Fragrance country) Witch: (Crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sweet. (Searching) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Come closer and take a deep breath) Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just not fair! (Angrily) Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! (Doing magic and laughing loudly) Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. (Fly away) Prince: (Asleep and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess. Prince: (Wake up!) Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad smell! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? (Hold on to his head.)(Run away) I can’t believe it! SCENE II (The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.) Prince: Oh~ there are many crows. Crow A: Please go away… Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here. Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting. Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~! (Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.) Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers. Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air. Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please. Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting. Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad. (Prince continues to walk.) Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back. (Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.) Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes. Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense. Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him. /span> Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power! Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter. King: Yes! This is a happy ending. Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.
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话剧可以不?6人英语话剧小剧本-小红帽Little Red Riding Hood第一场:Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum: (妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里) Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来)Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum: (一边把水果放在篮子里,心事重重地说)Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood:(边提起篮子,边点头说)Ok! Mum: (亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说) Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场:在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! (放下篮子采花)One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf:(随着一阵低沉的音乐,Wolf大步地走上台)I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood:(手摸辫子,天真地回答)To Grandma’s.Grandma is ill. Wolf:(自言自语)I' ll eat Grandma. But……(对Little Red Riding Hood说)Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood:(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf:(悄悄地藏到大树后) Little Red Riding Hood:(停止跳舞)Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We’ re fine.Thank you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma’s.Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三场:Grandma家 Grandma: (喘着气出场,颤颤悠悠地走到床前,吃力地坐到床边,喘了几口,打几个哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。) Wolf:(从树后出来,边走边说)I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf:(装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音,一边得意地摇动尾巴,一边说)It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma: (边说边起床) Come in, come in. Wolf:(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you. Grandma: (惊慌失措地抓紧衣服,瞪着眼睛,边叫迫从床上滚到地上) 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf:(得意地拍拍肚子,翘起大拇指)Yummy!I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood:(高兴地敲门)Grandma.Grandma. Wolf:(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood:(蹦跳着进来,把篮子放在桌子上,走到床前一看,跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood:(跪在床前,拉起Wolf的手,边摸边说)Look! What a big hands? Wolf:(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood:(拼命地跑)Oh!No! No! Wolf:(追到Little Red Riding Hood,做吃状,拍拍肚子说)It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter: (一边拿着枪,一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door.(推门)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf:(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter: (端起枪想打,又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.(从桌子上拿起剪刀,举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma: (从桌子上拿来针线) Little Red Riding Hood:(搬来几个石头)One, two, three. Hunter: (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里) Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter: (拿起枪)Woke up! Wolf:(起床,两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf:(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me! Hunter: (开枪)Bang, bang! Wolf: (应声倒下) Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter(一起鞠躬): Thank you
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英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King悟空:师傅,是不是太累了?休息一下再走吧。Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.唐僧:没关系,前面不远就有人家了,到了那里再休息吧。I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走,同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。小媳妇(做哭状):爹、妈,我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老头:女儿,快走吧,不然那猪精来了,就走不了了。Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里,抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息,擦泪。唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。悟空:师傅,到了。Master, here we are.唐僧(走到老头面前行礼,悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩,觉得奇怪,上下打量):老施主,我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚,想借贵地休息一晚,不知方便否?Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?老头(做哽咽状):哦,是东土大唐来的高僧啊,可以可以。(别过脸去继续哭泣)Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……唐僧正在奇怪,老妈闻声抬起头,仔细打量唐僧,突然扑到唐僧面前。老妈:高僧啊,你可要救救我的女儿,救救我们一家啊。Master, please save my daughter, save my family…唐僧:老施主休要伤心,有什么事慢慢说。Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?老头:高僧有所不知,我们这里有一只猪精,今天要来跟我女儿成亲,大家都斗不过它,现在正准备把女儿送出去逃避Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are allafraid of him.唐僧:施主莫怕,我这徒弟本领高强,也许他能帮上你们。Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.老头:唉,高僧啊,以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅,结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着别出来了吧。Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But everytime, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.悟空:噢,有这么厉害的妖怪?我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来,外面发生什么事,都不用管。What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of youjust stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.这时起了风声(音乐),老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定地举手示意,让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看,便不慌不忙地也躲在了门后,露出一段红袖子。猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来,嘴里大喊:小娘子,我来了。Darling, here I am.站在台上停一下,见没有动静,觉得奇怪,往房屋里看去,见露出一段红袖子,高兴地一拍手掌。八戒:小娘子还害羞呢,不敢出来见老猪吗?来,来,来,我们就要是夫妻了,还害什么羞呀!。Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子,把小娘子拖了出来,小娘子作出害羞的样子,有时又做出猴子的模样。八戒:小娘子,不用怕,我虽然长得丑,但本领高强,一定会让你过上好日子的。Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that Ican make you happy.小娘子笑着点头,抓耳挠腮。八戒:小娘子,你高兴的时候干嘛要像猴子一样?Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?小娘子:我一高兴就觉得痒,所以就抓一抓。When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒:高兴就好,高兴就好。我们快入洞房吧。Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子,又把八戒拉回来。八戒:哇,小娘子,你好大的力气啊,干嘛把我拉出来啊?Darling. Why are you so powerful?小娘子:夫君,你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的,还是去你家里吧。Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.八戒:去我家?那太好了,我们这就走吧。Go to my house?OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.两人走了几步,小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子,八戒忙扶起她,作出痛惜的样子。小女子:我一个弱女子,哪里能走这么远?夫君背我吧。I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?八戒:背你?好,好,好。谁让你是我的媳妇呢?Carry you on my back? All right. Youre my wife after all. Come on.八戒把小女子背上:娘子,我们这就出发了。Darling, Lets go.小女子(在八戒头上一点):走吧,呆子。Okay. Let’s go.音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈,做出越走越慢,越走越累的样子。小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮,非常高兴。八戒:小娘子,你怎么这么重啊?Darling, why are you so heavy?小女子:不是我重,只怕是你不想背我吧?Do you think so? Dont you want to carry me?)八戒:不,不,不,我背,我背。Yes, I do. I do.继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支,一跤摔倒,小女子倒地之后,灵活地越上台上的假山,先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子,再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。八戒听到女子的呻吟,忙东张西望找小媳妇。八戒:娘子,摔着了没有?娘子,摔着了没有?娘子,你摔到哪去了?怎么看不见你了?Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why cant I see you?小女子(偷偷地笑,再装作痛苦的样子):夫君,我在这里呢。Honey, I am here.八戒:哇,娘子, 你怎么摔到高的地方去了?Darling. Why did you go up there?小女子:还不是你这呆子害的。Thats your fault.八戒:对不起,娘子。对不起,娘子。Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.小女子:看你这么辛苦,我也摔疼了,那就休息休息吧。You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest.八戒:太好了。 我们就休息一下吧!Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest.八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息,小女子仔细地打量他。小女子(撒娇地):夫君,你是哪里的神仙,我都还不知道,怎么能嫁给你呢?你可要告诉我。Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell methe truth first.八戒:唉,别提了,想当年我本是天上的天篷元帅,上天入地,八面威风。只因冒犯了嫦娥,被玉帝贬下凡尘,错投了猪胎,长成这般模样。Alas! Don’t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and theworld. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig.That’s why I am so ugly.小女子:亏你长得这么丑,还敢出来见人。You look too ugly to meet people.八戒:本来我也不想出来,只是南海观音点化我,叫我在这里等候前往西天的取经人。等了这么久,也不见,便出来逛逛,能碰到娘子你,是我一生的造化,还管它什么西天取经呢?(八戒高兴地过去想拉小女子的手)I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. Ive beenwaiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here.小女子(把手甩开):你说自己是天上的神仙,怎么连我都背不动,真让人难以相信。You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’simpossible!八戒:我真的是天上的神仙,你干嘛不信呢你。I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me?小女子:那你拿出点本事来瞧瞧。Show me some gongfu then.八戒:好,让我露两手来给你看看。OK, let me show you my gongfu.从石头后拿出钉钯,舞了起来。小女子暗暗点头。当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时,被小女子一把抓住,往石山后面一拖,八戒被拖了过去。八戒:娘子,你怎么这么大的力气?Darling. Why are you so strong?小女子:有本事你把我拖出去呀。Pull me out if you can .八戒做出用力拖的样子,没有发现拖出来的却是悟空。悟空一松手,八戒摔倒在地。八戒:娘子,你怎么这么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要开玩笑了。How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer.悟空大笑:呆子,看看我是谁!You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?八戒一看,吓得跳起来:齐天大圣,我的妈呀。My god! You are Mahatma!八戒转身想跑,被悟空拦住,两人打了起来,八戒不是对手,被悟空压住,不能动弹。悟空:呆子,你可还敢在这里害人不成?You silly! Dare you harm others any more?八戒:不敢了,不敢了。No, I dare not!悟空: 你可还敢在这里娶媳妇?Dare you wive yet?八戒:不敢了。大圣爷爷饶我。No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma.悟空:量你也不敢。I bet you dare not.悟空放开,八戒转身想跑,被悟空一把抓住耳朵,疼得直叫。悟空:呆子,想往哪里去?You silly, where are you going?八戒:我已答应你,不再闹事了,干嘛还不放我走?Ill never make trouble any more. Why dont you let me go?悟空:呆子,我带你去见取经人。You silly, Im taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.八戒:什么?取经人来了?What? Has Tangseng come?悟空:走吧。Yes. Lets go!两人在台上走半圈,来到房前。悟空:师傅,出来吧,这妖怪已经被我降服了。Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !唐僧等人走了出来,老头一家还有些战战兢兢。悟空:呆子,还不跪下,见过师傅。You silly, kneel down to meet your master.八戒忙对着唐僧下跪,口喊师傅。唐僧非常吃惊。Master, nice to meet you here.唐僧:徒儿,这是怎么回事?My prentice, whats up?悟空:师傅,这是观世音菩萨特意让他在此等候陪您上西天取经的。Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyins behest.唐僧:哦,多谢观世音菩萨,既然这样我就收你为徒,赐你法名为八戒。I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prenticeand name you Bajie.八戒:谢谢师傅(站了起来)。Thank you, my master!老头:恭喜高僧又收神徒。Congratulations!唐僧:徒儿们,我们上路吧。(八戒还依依不舍地看着小女子)Lets go ahead, my prentices.悟空:八戒,还看什么呢?走了。Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Lets go!八戒恋恋不舍地走到前面带路。英语小品剧本 -- 英语剧本 魔豆The Magic BeansAct 1 Scene 1(Jack’s mother was gambling.)Mom: Oh, no, not again. (Roaring) Jack, Jack, where are you?Jack: Here I am, mom. What’s up?Mom: Send that old cow to the market to exchange some money back.Jack: But mom, if I sold Rose, we would have no milk anymore.Mom: Shut up. Do as I said.Jack: (sign) All right, all right.Act 1 Scene 2(In the market.)Girl: Sir, do you want any matches? If you buy ten boxes, I’ll give a 40 percent discount.Jack: Sounds terrific. But I don’t have any money.Girl: Please, sir, I haven’t eaten anything for three days. I’d like to exchange your cow with my matches.Jack: Sorry, but I don’t need matches. Good-bye, and good luck to you.Old man: Sir, since the sun is burning, would you like some ice cream?Jack: Thank you, but I don’t really feel like eating ice cream. See you.Mr. Bean: I have soybeans, mung beans, green beans, broad beans, green soybeans, peas, and above all, the most amazing beans in the world --- magic beans.Jack: Wow, sounds wonderful. Beans is my favorite food, I can’t wait to have a bowl of bean soup. I want to buy all the beans with this cow.Mr. Bean: This cow? What do I need this old skinny cow for? Go away, don’t bother me, kid.Jack: Sir, please. My mom always told me “Helping someone in need is a honorable deed.”Mr. Bean: All right, all right. (Sign) Today isn’t my day.Act 2(Jack went home.)Jack: Mom, where are you? See what I have got.Mom: Oh, Jack, you must have brought me lots of shining gold. Oh, I’m so excited. (Walked to Jack) What? You used our pretty cow to buy all this junks? Have you lost your mind?Jack: Mom, these are no junks. There are soybeans, mung beans, green beans, broad beans, green soybeans and magic beans.Mom: Magic beans? It doesn’t look magical at all. The vendor must be cheating you. I’ll keep other beans, but these magic beans, (opened the window) I’ll just throw them away.Act 3(The next morning)Jack: Ah, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the breeze is whispering, it should be a perfect day. (He looked out of the window) Oh, my God, the magic beans have grown to a huge beanstalk! It’s can be true, it must be my imagination!Prince: Help, help.Jack: The voice came from the clouds, how strange! I must go and see what’s going on up there. (He climbed up. Then he saw the prince was stocked in a castle.)Jack: Hi, what happen to you? How can I help you?Prince: It’s a long stories, I’ll tell you only if you take one of my leg hair.(Jack took the prince’s leg hair, and the prince became as small as normal people. The prince opened the door, and welcomed Jack in.)Prince: Thank you a million for saving my life. How can I ever repay you?Jack: That’s no big deal. So what’s your story?Prince: Once open a time, there’s a greedy witch who would even destroy the world only to get my hen and harp.Jack: Your hen and harp? I don’t see they worth it.Prince: You don’t understand, the hen can produce many golden eggs, and the harp is made of gold it can sing beautiful melodies. One day, the witch turned me to a giant and flew away with my hen and harp.Jack: What are you going to do now?Prince: Of course I’m going to pay my revenge. Are you going to come with me?Jack: Well, I’ll would like to, but -------Prince: What?Jack: My mom always told me “No money, no help.”Prince: Let’s make a deal—you help me to fight against the witch, and I’ll give you ten thousand golden eggs.Jack: That’s the deal.Act 4(At the witch’s house)Witch: One egg, two eggs, three eggs. Oh, I’m so rich, ha, ha, ha ---------(Jack and Prince ran into the house.)Prince: You devil, I’m here to fight for justice. Give me my hen and harp back.Witch: Very well, you want your stuff back? Then you have to knock me down first.(Took out a box) Here, pick two scripts to determine your destiny.Prince: (picked a script) Oh no, Jack, I don’t know how to gamble!Jack: That’s OK. Let me help you. My mother always told me “Get me a chair!”(Jack won)Prince: Oh yes, yes, we win. (They hugged)Witch: Not yet, you still have to go through another test – sumo.(Prince almost failed)Prince: Jack, do something, don’t just stand there watching.Jack: Don’t worry. I have a secret weapon.(Took out a basket of beans and spread them on the ground.)(Witch fell down)Jack & Prince: We’re the kings of the world.Act 5(They ran out of the witch’s house and returned to the prince’s palace.)Prince: Jack, thank for your generous help. I couldn’t defeat that wicked witch without you.Jack: Well, I’m flattered. Since you’ve finished your revenge, could you go home with me?Prince: Jack, you’re the best friend that I’ve ever had. But I belong here. This is my home.Jack: (start weeping) But what about me? What am I going to do?Prince: Trust me, you’ll be remembered in my mind until the end of time. In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars were laughing, when you look at the stars at nigh. You – only you – will have stars that can laugh.Jack: I’ll cherish the memories we had together as sparkling diamonds.(Jack’s mom was gambling)Mom: (shouting) Oh, my God, oh, my God. Jack, I become a millionaire.Jake: It’s time for me to go. Good-bye, my friend. Take good care of yourself.Prince: So do you, my friend. (They hugged) Go, go, I have a surprise for you down there.(Jack rushed down. He saw a present was wrapped neatly. He tore it off and burst out of yelling.)Jack: (hold the prince’s toy tightly and walked to the window, smiling at the stars.)
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