中文英语搞笑翻译

近年来,冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象在网络、杂志上十分盛行。我精心收集了英语笑话带中文翻译，供大家欣赏学习!

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

Have a neuropathy, I do not know where to get a handful of pistols, he is gone in a little black alley. When suddenly a young man, neuropathy apart from anything else its guns on the ground by pointing to his head. Asked one plus a few zero. Terrified young people, thought for a long time. Answer, equals two. Neuropathy of the killing he did not hesitate. And then get pulled in his arms, said a cold, you know too much ...

有一个神经病，不知道从哪里弄来了一把手枪，他走在一条小黑胡同里。突然遇上一个年轻人，神经病二话不说将其按在地上用枪指着他的头。问道，一加一得几。年轻人吓坏了，沉思了很久。回答，等于二。神经病毫不犹豫的打死了他。然后把抢拽在怀里，冰冷的说了一句，你知道的太多了…

In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"

"To be deaf," replied the boy.

"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.

"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.

在一次音乐学院的入学考试中，老师问其中一个男孩："音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么?"

"耳聋，"男孩答道。

"胡说!"老师气愤地说。

"怎么了，先生!难道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音乐家贝多芬是个聋子吗?"男孩轻蔑地反问道。

An American, a Japanese, a Chinese expedition in the jungle. The results were captured by tribal cannibalism. Can be tribal chiefs, said: "I'm in a good mood today, do not eat you, but you have to pay one hundred board, but you can endure before the board to have a desire to achieve." Board is the first Americans to pay. He said: "before the board to pay, give me a seat bottom cushions." Pad stop, board-like falling rain; 合previous 70 boards, 70 boards were smashed after the cushion, and then is finished ... ...Antiaris , the United States left behind the old feeling. After seeing this, the Japanese asked the mattress 10. 1,2,3 ... 100 over, the Japanese rose,, all right; then the Zhang imitation of their capacity and ability to brag about a re-creation, and would like to sit while watching the show the Chinese people. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, carefree carefree said: "Come on, give me the Japanese mat."

一个美国人、一个日本人、一个中国人在丛林探险。结果全被吃人部落抓去了。可部落酋长说："我今天心情好，不吃你们，但你们都得挨一百板子，但在挨板子前你们可以有一个愿望实现。”先挨板子的是美国人。他说："挨板子前，先给我屁股垫上1个坐垫。”垫罢，板子雨点般落下;先前70板还凑合，70板之后坐垫被打烂，然后就是板板见血……打完，美国老摸着屁股走了。日本人见状后，要求10个床垫。1、2、3…100打完，日本人起身，拍拍屁股，没事;然后张着臭嘴对自己的模仿能力和再创造能力吹嘘一番，并想坐一边看中国人的好戏。中国人慢慢趴下，悠哉悠哉地说："来，把日本人给我垫上。”

常见搞笑翻译如下：

1、The king is awalys lucky 王老吉

2、Open water room.  开水间。

3、know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知。

4、American Chinese not enough 美中不足

5、heart flower angry open 心花怒放

6、go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过

7、as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！

8、If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条

9、you me you me 彼此彼此

10、seven up eight down 七上八下

11、love who who 爱谁谁

12、no three no four不三不四

13、morning three night four 朝三暮四

14、red face konw me 红颜知己

15、ten three point 十三点

16、no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一

17、You don’t bird me, I don’t bird you.你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。

18、You ask me,I ask who？你问我，我去问谁？

拓展资料

1、英汉翻译时不能英汉直译，以免造成上面的笑话。

2、翻译是在准确、通顺的基础上，把一种语言信息转变成另一种语言信息的行为。翻译是将一种相对陌生的表达方式，转换成相对熟悉的表达方式的过程。其内容有语言、文字、图形、符号和视频翻译。

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