物理英语演讲稿

爱因斯坦的几个故事应该够用了吧

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 中文： 警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？ 男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。

[幽默]一只死于压力的龙虾 2003年8月6日14:51 作者: 亿笑 金羊网 A giant lobster, saved from the cooking pot by a fishmonger, has died of stress after being exhibited at an aquarium. Lucky, estimated to be aged around 40, was caught off the Gower Peninsula coastline by a fisherman earlier this week. He was put in the Silent Night Aquarium, in Tenby, instead of the cooking pot but was discovered dead in his new tank. Crowds had gathered at Swansea Market, in south Wales, when Lucky the lobster, who was two feet long and weighed in at 7lbs, appeared on a fish stall. But fishmonger Christopher Thomas, 20, was so taken with the colossal crustacean he refused to sell and had it transferred to an aquarium instead. Aquarium assistant Mike Batt said: "I could see he was dead the moment he arrived because the water was murky. "To be honest I did not hold out much hope it would survive because it appeared to be ill when it arrived. "We pumped in oxygen to the area around its gills but I think the stress of the last few days was simply too much and it died." 一只年龄大约在40岁左右的大龙虾在英国高尔半岛海岸被一名渔夫捕获，幸运的是，它的新主人并没有把它直接放进蒸煮罐里享受美味，而是把它放在一个水桶里，并在几天后送往水族馆。可是，不幸的是，当这只两英尺长、7磅重的巨型龙虾刚刚被送到水族馆后，它就死了。“老实说，我对它能活下去不抱任何希望，因为它看上去生病了。我们在它的腮部周围区域用压力泵为它输氧，但我想，它在前两天所受的压力实在是太大了，它支持不住，所以死了。”龙虾被捉后，许多人都前往鱼市场观看这只异物，可能正是因为没见过这么多人，龙虾一下子被吓着了。卖扫帚的人和理发师 A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the price of it. "Two pence,"said the man. "No, no, "said the barber, "I will give you a penny, and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again." The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave. "A penny."said the barber. "I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again." 卖扫帚的人和理发师 一个卖扫帚的人去一家理发店修面.理发师向他买了一把扫帚.当理发师给他修完面后,问了一下扫帚的价钱. 卖扫帚的人说:"两便士" "不,不"理发师说,"我只出一便士.如果你认为不够的话,可以把扫帚拿回去." 卖扫帚的人取回了扫帚,随后问修面要付多少钱. 卖扫帚的人说:"我只能给你半个便士,如果你认为不够的话,你可以把胡子再替我装上."Second language A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life. Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?" 一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。 母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。 母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”反正我太太明天会来换的 My Wife Will Exchange Them Tomorrow. A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves. "Cloth of leather?" asked the salesperson. "Makes no difference, "replied customer. "What color?" asked the clerk. "Any," he responded. "Size?" "Give me whatever you prefer," the gentleman said, slightly exasperated. "My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them." 反正我太太明天会来换的。 一位先生走进一家商店要买付手套。 “您是要布的还是皮的？”售货员问。 “没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。 “那您要什么颜色的呢？”售货员又问。 “什么颜色都成。”他回答。 “号码呢？” “您就随便给我拿一付吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”Good News and Bad News The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: "My men, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?" "The good news!" they all shouted. "OK," said the General. "The good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of clothing." "Hurrah!" chorused the soldiers. "And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert .... 好消息和坏消息 士兵们连续的行军，作战，他们又累又热又脏。一天，将军宣布： “士兵们，我有一些好消息和坏消息要告诉你们。你们愿意先听哪个呢？” “好消息！”他们嚷道。 “好吧，”将军说，“好消息就是你们每个人都可以彻底的换一身衣服。” “乌拉！”士兵们高兴地大叫起来。 “现在呢，该是坏消息了。杰克，你将和约翰换衣服，约翰，你和汤姆换，汤姆，你和罗伯特换，罗伯特……”最恶心的地毯 A Florida couple have been ordered to take up a carpet - from their front garden. Steve and Mildred Nadwairski say they covered their lawn with carpet because they had had no luck with grass seed. They could not afford to spend￡160 on turf so decided to put carpet on the lawn of their Port Richey Home. Mr Nadwairski said he didn't think it was written anywhere that you couldn't have carpet on your front lawn. But the couple fell foul of a byelaw forbidding the collection of "public nuisance items" such as junk cars and appliances. A prosecutor argued that included old carpet and a court agreed. Neighbours seemed pleased with the ruling. One says the carpeting, which is wet all the time, looks "nasty." 佛罗里达州波特里奇市一对夫妇在他们屋前的花园铺上地毯，把草坪盖住，因为他们觉得草籽会坏了他们的好运气，同时，他们说付不起打理草坪所需的160英镑。 当地法院命令这对夫妇把地毯移走。男主人为此争辩道，没有条文明令禁止在自家草坪上铺地毯，而检举人称，那张地毯太破旧了，就像破车等破烂玩意儿，给公众造成了困扰，违反了“公共损害条例”。邻居们对法院的判决都拍手称庆，说那张地毯整天都湿漉漉的，看起来“恶心死了”。

Edison is a famous British scientist, Edison kid very hard to learn. One time, Edison's mother was sick for several days, called Edison to sell vegetables on the vegetable market. Edison for the mother's health and not go to school, go to the market selling vegetables, and he thought: "I have a few books to see, is not that best of both worlds thing." He went to the vegetable market selling vegetables on the side is the side of the reading, He only focused on selling vegetables of reading matter, anyway, someone else paid for on the line no matter how much money was paid, others do the dishes too casually. Another time, Edison light bulb. He searched through the filament in order to find a lot of places to find it, he was selling newspapers on the train have to buy the materials produced. Once the experiment on the train he accidentally knocked down two bottles of chemicals on the fire. Driven down by a car length, but also his chemicals to throw down. So he went to a small shack to do experimental house to do his sleepless for several days, light experiment finally succeeded. Edison is one such study hard, it became a famous British scientist, I would like especially to learn from childhood when the love of science, learning science, grew up to be a scientist.

On Stress压力With the fast are pace of modern life, more and more people are living under great pressure.Some people are afraid of pressure. They think that the stresses and strains of work deprive them of joy and happiness. In their view, stress does harm to them both physically and mentally. That is why they prefer something less competitive and strenuous to something more demanding and challenging.Others argue that stress isn't as bad as it often supposed to be. Unless it is overwhelming, a certain amount of stress is vital to provide motivation and stimulation. With out stress, you may slack off and idle away your time. It gives purpose and meaning to an otherwise meaningless, dull life. People under stress tend to bring their potential into full play and to realize their goals.In my opinion, we shouldn't escape from stress but to face it as it is. What we can do is to adapt to the stress and to profit from it rather than to avoid it.还有一篇~Facing StressGood morning! Ladies and gentlemen. I’m ***. I come from ** Middle School. Today, it’s honored for me to have this opportunity to share some thoughts with all of you at this moment.As the pace of life continues to increase, we are fast losing the art of relaxation. Once you are in the habit of rushing through life, being on the go from morning till night, it is hard to slow down. But relaxation is essential for a healthy mind and body.Stress is a natural part of everyday life and there is no way to avoid it. In fact, it is not the bad thing it is often supposed to be. A certain amount of stress is vital to provide motivation and give purpose to life. It is only when the stress gets out of control that it can lead to poor performance and ill health.The amount of stress a person can withstand depends very much on the individual. Some people are not afraid of stress, and such characters are obviously prime material for managerial responsibilities. Others lose heart at the first signs of unusual difficulties. When exposed to stress, in whatever form, we react both chemically and physically. In fact we make choice between “flight or fight” and in more primitive days the choices made the difference between life or death. The crises we meet today are unlikely to be so extreme, but however little the stress, it involves the same response. It is when such a reaction lasts long, through continued exposure to stress, that health becomes endangered. Such serious conditions as high blood pressure and heart diseases have established links with stress. Since we cannot remove stress from our lives it would be unwise to do so even if we could, we need to find ways to deal with it.Thanks for your attention!面对压力女士们，先生们！你们早！我是***，来自**中学，今天，很荣幸能借此机会在此与您等交流，交流。我演说的题目是：面对压力。随着生活节奏持续加快，我们也正迅速地丧失着休闲的艺术。生活中，你一旦养成了行色匆匆，从早到晚都在奔波中的习惯，就很难慢下来。但是对于身心健康来说，休闲是很必要的。 压力是日常生活中很自然的一部分，无法避免。事实上，压力并不像人们常常想象的那样是件坏事。一定的压力能给人以动力，能赋予人生活的意义。只有压力失控时，才会导致人们表现不佳，身体不好。一个人能承受的压力很大程度上取决于个人。有些人不害怕压力，很明显，那样的性格是管理职责的重要因素。而其他人一碰到不同寻常的困难就灰心丧气。当我们面对任何形式的压力时，我们会做出化学和物理的反应。事实上，我们就是在“逃避”与“战斗”之间做出选择。而在早期，这样的选择就是生与死的差别。我们现在碰到的危机不可能会像那样极端。但是不管压力多么小，它涉及到的是同样的反应。只有持续地面对压力而且长时间地对压力作出反应时，个人的健康才会受到威胁。一些严重的疾病，像高血压，心脏病等就与压力有关。既然我们无法摆脱生活中的压力，（即使我们能够那样做，摆脱压力也是不明智的），我们就必须找到方法来缓解压力。谢谢你的关注！