中式英语小品搞笑

最全最搞笑的中式英语大集合如下：

很多中国人在说英语时有时会不经意间说出一些“中式英语”，不仅老外听到会摸不清头脑，中国人看到了也常常忍俊不禁。做好准备，下面就为你盘点那些让人爆笑的中式英语，看的时候一定要坐稳喽！

1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿。

2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。

4．you have seed ，I will give you some color to see see 你有种，我要给你点颜色看看。

5．Government abuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁

6．At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基，我们做鸡是对的。

7．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！

8．Chop the strange fish 生鱼块

9．watch sister 表妹

10．take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡

11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足

12．Where cool where you stay！哪凉快上哪呆着

13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放

14．colour wolf 色狼

15．dry goods 干货

16．want money no; want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条

17．People mountain and people sea. 人山人海

18．you have two down son。 你有两下子。

19．let the horse come on 放马过来

20．I give you face you don’t wanna face 给你脸你不要脸

21．red face know me 红颜知己

22．seven up eight down 七上八下

23．no three no four 不三不四

24．do morning 做早操；do class between 做课间操

25．you try try see！你试试看！

26．love who who 爱谁谁

27．look through autumn water 望穿秋水

28．go you mother's 去你妈

29．May I borrow your light？ 借光

30．Handsome Year, Morning Die 英年早逝

31．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞

32．morning three night four 朝三暮四

33．king eight eggs 王八蛋

34．no care three seven twenty one 不管三七二十一

35．go and look 走着瞧

36．poor light egg 穷光蛋

37．ice snow clever 冰雪聪明