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英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》 Wanders every five miles 焦仲卿Johnny (Jf or short) 刘兰芝 Lunch(Lf or short) 焦母Johnny’s mother(JM fors hort)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short) 太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(AB and C) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J: Everybody says that I’m henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is WuSong. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) My God!Who can help me?(下)Act1 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):I can! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum? JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up? JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Never interrupt me! L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下) Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I’m back! LM:You are back? Why? What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Never interrupt me! L:Mum,I’m not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to. LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go and tell him.(下) L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)What as illy thing I have done!(下) Act3 (J睡眼惺忪上) J(边走边道)unch!Lunch!Where are my socks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty! (突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself. JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet? J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone! JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice girl,go and take her back! J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam! Act4 (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上) C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚) AB&C:Give us all your money! J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1mao enough? (三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量) A:What bad luck!This guy is broken! B:If we can not rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight! C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss LiuLanzhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding! A&B:Good idea! J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible! AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple! J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet! (突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’tyou?I’ll go with you.You take the money and I take the bride. B:Have you got any experience? J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000) Act5 (转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中) ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! A:The road is built by me! B:AndI planted one tree. C:If you want to goby this street--- J:Give us all your money! (L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头) L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后) (MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒) J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去） (J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you? L(哭状):I hurt a lot! Jon’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下) L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下) (音乐起 Can You Celebrate)可能人物是多了点，但是是很不错的剧本，你不妨去乐知网看看，也许有你要的东西
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The ugly duck 场景：夏天，绿树，青草，白栅栏。丑小鸭躲在模拟的蛋壳内，鸭妈妈在蛋壳前面做孵蛋的样子，另外4只鸭蛋围住鸭妈妈，趴在地上成圆弧状。 音乐：（有鸟叫，知了叫等）及舞台布景组合出一幅恬静、温暖的乡村夏日风光图。 画外音：It is a sunny and warm day. A mother duck lies in the stook, waiting for the birth of her children.（太阳暖烘烘的，鸭妈妈卧在稻草堆里，等她的孩子们出世。） 鸭妈妈：Well, my babies, come out quickly please. I’m tired.（伸懒腰）哎，我的孩子们，你们怎么还不出世呀，可把妈妈累坏了！ (音乐停) 鸭妈妈抚摸着鸭蛋. 画外音：Suddenly, an egg moves and come out a duck. It looks around the world and says: 突然，一只鸭蛋动了一下。小鸭1站了起来，看了一下周围的世界说： 小鸭1：Oh, what a beautiful world!“哦，多么美丽的世界啊！” 转过身来对妈妈说到：Hi, Mummy! 鸭妈妈：Hi, baby. 画外音：Then, another three ducks come out from the eggs and run to their mother. 接着，另外3只小鸭从蛋壳里逐渐在妈妈的抚摸中钻出来，东张西望，看到妈妈后，惊喜地跑过去，喊道： 群鸭：Hi, mum! / Hi, Mummy!妈妈！妈妈！……… 鸭妈妈：Oh, my sweet babies, you are so lovely.噢，我亲爱的孩子们，你们多可爱啊！ 鸭妈妈和蔼地抚摸着各个鸭子，群鸭很欢快地围着鸭妈妈转，突然小鸭4走出来惊讶地指着大蛋，说到： 小鸭4：（指着大蛋）Mum, what’s this ? Why not crack? 咦，妈妈，这是谁？还不出来呀？ 鸭妈妈：Don’t mention it, I spent too much time on it, but it still has no change. 别提了，妈妈在他身上花的功夫最多，可他硬是不见一点动静。 画外音：After a long wait, finally they hear the cracks, that is the very crack of the last gentle one. （突然，发出一声特别刺耳的破裂声，蛋裂开，丑小鸭慢慢伸伸懒腰钻出来，大家蹲在地上抬头仔细看着那只小鸭，先是非常惊奇，然后惊叫，4只小鸭倒地，鸭妈妈也非常失望地看着丑小鸭。） 丑小鸭：Hi, friends! Nice to meet you! Hi, Mommy, hi, mommy. 众小鸭惊异、两个两个交头接耳。 小鸭2：Wow, his feather is gray, it’s too rube!呀！他的毛是灰灰的，太土了。 小鸭3：Haha, His mouth is so big 瞧！她的嘴巴那么大 齐声：It’s just an “ugly ducking”! We don’t like stay with you.（他可真是一只“丑小鸭”。我们不想和你呆在一起） 鸭妈妈：Ah! Why is she so ugly? She shouldn’t come into this world! But she is still my baby, I can’t leave you. 哎，为什么她这么丑呢？她不应该来到这个世界上的，但是她还是我的孩子，我不会离开你的。 （鸭妈妈看着丑小鸭，摇头做无可奈何状。） 鸭妈妈一说完，群鸭便一个个跑到妈妈周围撒娇，说到： 小鸭4：Mum, I’m your lovely baby.妈妈，我是你可爱的孩子。 小鸭2：Mum, I’m your lovely baby. 妈妈，我是你可爱的孩子。 小鸭1、小鸭3: Mum, I’m your lovely baby, too. 妈妈，我也是你可爱的孩子。 鸭妈妈：OK, OK, my babies, you are all my good babies. Oh, are you hungry now? 好了，好了，孩子们，你们都是我的好孩子。哦，你们现在饿了吗？ 小鸭(齐)：Yes, I’m hungry. 嗯，我饿了。 鸭妈妈：OK, OK, my children. I’m going to take some food for you. You can stay here and play games. Be good, OK? 那好，孩子们，我去给你们拿些食物来，你们可以呆在这玩游戏，要乖哦，好吗？ 小鸭(齐)：OK, see you!好的，再见！ 鸭妈妈：see you, babies! 孩子们，再见。 画外音： So the ducks play games together. The ugly duckling also wants to play with them. 所以鸭子们就一起玩游戏，丑小鸭也想和他们一起玩。 (播放的欢快音乐。小鸭们随着音乐玩游戏，并不时发出嬉笑声。丑小鸭也想和她们一起游戏。) 丑小鸭走到小鸭2身旁，小鸭2推开她，说： 小鸭2：Go away! You are too ugly! 走开，你太丑了！ 丑小鸭又走到小鸭3身旁，小鸭3同样推开她，说 小鸭3：You can’t play with us. Go ahead!你不能跟我们玩，走开！ 丑小鸭：I’m not beautiful, but I am lonely. I want to play with you.我长的不漂亮，但是我很孤单，我想跟你们一起玩。 小鸭4：No, you can’t. We don’t want an ugly duckling to spoil our fun. .不行。我们不想一只丑鸭子破坏我们的兴致。 群鸭：LE-AVE, leave，Let’s go! （LE-AVE，离开。我们走！） 群鸭离场。 丑小鸭：Dear mum, Life is unfair to me. I’m ugly . But it’s not my fault . Mum, I’m sorry , I have to leave you. Bye mum. （妈，生活对我太不公平了，长得丑，不是我的错啊！妈妈，对不起，我要离开你了！） 丑小鸭离场，鸭妈妈拿着篮子进场。 鸭妈妈：Oh, my children , come to eat some food.孩子们，来吃东西啦！ 群鸭：I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m coming!我来了！ (鸭妈妈做出撒米粒的样子，小鸭们随着鸭妈妈的动作方向抢吃食物。) 鸭妈妈: But where is the ugly duckling?但是丑小鸭去哪了呢？ 群鸭：Sorry, we let her away. She has gone.不好意思，我们让她离开，她已经走了。 鸭妈妈：Oh, my god! But whether she is beautiful or not, she is still your sister. Let’s go to find her.哦，天啦。但是不管她是否漂亮，她都是你的妹妹啊，让我们一起去把她找回来吧。 群鸭排成队列，跟在鸭妈妈后面。 鸭妈妈：My baby, where are you? My baby, where are you? 我的孩子，你在哪？ 第二场第二场第二场第二场: 丑小鸭流浪丑小鸭流浪丑小鸭流浪丑小鸭流浪 场景：秋冬，黄叶，枯草。 音乐响起，丑小鸭蹒跚着进场。 画外音：Ugly duckling waddles and wades for a lonely time. She feels very thirsty and wants to drink some water. （丑小鸭钻出篱笆，离开了家。他很渴，想喝水。） 丑小鸭坐在地上做喝水状，突然来了一群小鸟。 音乐响起（班得瑞《寂静山林》），小鸟进场。 小鸟：It’s very hot today . Let me drink some water.(今天好热啊，我要喝点水。) 群鸟跳舞。突然，一只小鸟说到： 小鸟：Look, a dirty thing is over there . Let me go and have a look.（看，那边有个脏东西。我们去瞧瞧） 小鸟：Who are you?（惊讶地问） 丑小鸭：I’m …I’m …I’m a duckling.( 低着头，小声说。) 小鸟：Ha, ha, look at your feathers. So ugly!(小鸟拍拍自己身上的羽毛，作炫耀状。) 小鸟：Go away! Don’t make the water dirty.( 小鸟推开丑小鸭，在池塘里快乐地洗羽毛，然后飞走。) （“啪啪”两声枪响，丑小鸭惊叫了起来，猎狗出场。） 猎狗：Oh, what a dirty thing is in my way! Go away!（猎狗向丑小鸭冲过来，撞了她一下。） 猎狗：Ha, ha! Good luck! A duck! My tasty food! 丑小鸭：Oh, don’t touch me…(小鸭惊慌失措，没命地奔跑。) 音乐、布景构成—幅天寒地冻的湖边严冬图。（丑小鸭在湖面上不停地划动，最后趴在冰上冻僵了。） 画外音：Winter comes. The water becomes ice. It’s really very cold. There is no one outside. Ugly duckling slips on the ice. She feels very cold and lonely. How she wishes someone could help her! At last She could not move any more. 丑小鸭：Oh, I’m frozen. ( 晕倒在舞台上) 农夫：Well, poor duckling. Let me save you!（在丑小鸭身上摸了模）哎，可怜的小东西，还有救！（拾走“鸭子”） 第三场丑小鸭变天鹅 场景：春天，绿树，花草，音乐。构成一幅湖边春光图。 画外音：Spring comes, the flowers are blooming. Ugly duckling fly to the lake, he sees some beautiful white swans over there. They have white feather and slender necks. Ugly ducking wants to play with them.（春天来了，花开了，丑小鸭扑扑翅膀，向湖边飞去。。看见湖面上有几只美丽的白天鹅，雪白的羽毛，长长的脖子，美丽极了。他多想和他们一起玩啊！） 丑小鸭：Ah! Beautiful birds, your feather is so white, your necks is so slender, your posture is so nice, you are most dignity bird in the world! （啊！美丽的大鸟，你们的羽毛是那样洁白，你们的脖子是那样修长，你们的体态是那样优美，你们是世界上最高贵的鸟儿。） 天鹅1：Hello, my lovely friend, come and play with us!（可爱的小客人，快来和我们一起玩吧！） 众天鹅：Come on! Come on!(快来呀！来吧！) 丑小鸭：You are so warm-hearted! But, don’t you feel me ugly?(你们真是太好了！可是，你们不觉得我很丑吗？) 天鹅2：No, you are a pretty swan!(你是一只漂亮的白天鹅呀！) 众天鹅：Look at yourself! 快看看自己吧！ 丑小鸭：（飞到湖边，对着湖面左顾右看）Oh, my god! Is this me ?I’m no longer an ugly duckling, I am a petty swan!啊，上帝！这难道是我的影子吗？原来我不是丑小鸭，而是一只漂亮的天鹅啦！ （天鹅舞曲响起，4大天鹅和小天鹅共同起舞，跳出丑小鸭长成天鹅后的幸福快乐。） 画外音：It is no matter to be born in a duckery if you are a swan egg. You ought to be the beautiful swan one day.（只要你是一只天鹅蛋，就是生在养鸭场也没什么关系；总有一天会变成一只美丽的天鹅。） 场景音乐： （1） 班得瑞《寂静山林》 （2） 肖邦《小夜曲》 （3） 儿童《天鹅舞曲》
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人物:Chris,Pitch,Patch,Chap,Ran 时间:2:00 A.M. 有一个名叫Chris的女孩,不知为何睡在了人偶们的屋子里... Pitch: It's 2 o'clock now! Patch: Yes,we're free! All puppets: We're free! Chap: Let's play! All puppets: Let's play! Ran: Let's sing our favourite songs. All puppets: OK.Let's go! Chap: Wait!What's that girl doing here? Ran:I don't know.She's sleeping. Pitch:Let's find out about her. (他们从少女的口袋里拿出了她的证件,大家聚在一起) Pitch: Look.Her name is Chris Fisher.She's a student and She's 11years old. Patch: But why is she here?Let's ask her. Ran: Listen! I have an idea.!@##$%^&%&**()&*&%$@ Chap: That's a good idea. Ran:Chris,wake up!It's time for school. Chris:Go away. I'm not going to school.I'm noy staying home,either.Mom....Oh!You're not my mom.Who...what are you? Chap:We're puppets. Pitch:We're...Pitch! Patch:Patch! Chap&Ran:Chap and Ran! Pitch:We live here.Why are you here? Chris:I'm looking for a new life.People are always saying the same thing to me."Chris,do this.Chris,do that." I hate it.So I left. Ran:And you want to be free?Like us? Patch:You want to play all night? Chris:Yes!Yes!You look so happy!I want to be a puppet,too.It'll be fun. Chap:But you must understand.During the day we must... Ran:Walk over here,... Pitch:Jump over there,... Chap:We're puppets.We're only free at night. Chris:Then why are you so happy? Patch:Because after we work all day,we can play all night. Ran:You see,nothing is really free. Chap:Everything has a price. Pitch:Chris,do you want to be a puppet,too? Chris:Well,...uh...I... Ran:Chris,wake up!It's time for school! Chris:Your voice is changing? What's happening?Mom?Is that you? I...Oh,Iwas dreaming.It was just a dream.OK,Mom.I'm coming（你可以适当地把剧本改成4个人的。）
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正文剧本： （一次暑假，一位美国小学生来到中国游玩。第一天到了故宫博物院，第二天到了颐和园。） （第三天一早，他从宾馆出来准备去长城游玩，走在路上，看着地图，却迷失了方向。） P走到了一个车站，看到三位小学生，问：对不起，问一下，您能告诉我怎样去长城吗？ S回头，回答：噢，你可以坐九路车。 P回答：谢谢。P刚要转身离去，A说：噢，我们也要去长城，我们一块去吧，好吗？ P说：嗯……A说：别犹豫了。P说：好吧。 （话音刚落，公共汽车就来了。） D说：车来了，咱们走吧！P说：好。 （一行四人上了车。） P说：我们认识一下吧。我叫Peter Anderson，我来自美国。我来这里度过我的暑假。你们呢？ S说：噢，我的中文名叫詹昕锐，我的英文名叫Sam。 A说：我的中文名叫张天啸，我的英文名叫Arthur。 D说：我的中文名叫代怡帆，我的英文名叫David。很高兴认识你。 P说：哦，我也是。 （三人相互握手。） （不一会儿，车到站了。几个人下车来到了长城。三个中国小学生为他讲解。） （回去的路上，三个人又聊起来。） P说：这两周我都会逗留在北京，我很想吃一次正宗的北京烤鸭，你们能带我去吗？ D说：没问题。明天中午，好吗？ P说：好的。 S说：那明天早上十一点酒店门口见好吗？ P说：没问题。 （汽车到站了，四人道别，约好明日中午见。） （第二天中午） （四人准时回合。） A说：走吧。 （四人走到了全聚德烤鸭店。） （四人聊起了自己的学校和爱好。） A说：我们都在同一所学校，同一个班级。我们都是好朋友。 D说：对。我们就像兄弟，我们都喜欢打乒乓球、打篮球还…… P说：噢，你们也喜欢打篮球？ S说：当然。 P说：我也喜欢打篮球。 S说：是吗，我想你的技术一定很高。你能教教我们吗？ P说：没问题。 D说：那我们拿什么来报答你呢？ P说：嗯…… A说：这样吧，你教我们打篮球，我们教你中文吧！ P说：好。那下午我们去打篮球吧。 A说：好。 （他们吃完饭，就来到篮球场。） P说：我们2对2吧。 D，A，S齐说：好！ P说：好，David和我，Sam和Arthur，好吗？ A，S齐说：好。 （三人开始激烈的对抗。） （最后，P队赢了。） S说：你打得太好了。 P说：谢谢。我们回去吧。 A说：好。 （第三天） （D，A，S在D家教P中文。） S说：你…好… P说：咯后……呵呵呵……咯后，咯后……你呼，你呼，呵、呵，你呵，你好。呵呵呵…… D说：好。不错。 A说：我叫Peter Anderson。 P说：藕个欧Peter Anderson。我…叫…，我叫，我叫，我叫。我叫Peter Anderson。 …… （这几天他们一直学中文，打篮球，过得很快乐。） （转眼间，Peter Anderson要走了。三人来到机场送他。） D说：时间过得太快了，我们就要说再见了。 P说：噢，对了，别忘了发E-mail。希望你们能到美国来。 A说：我们会的，希望你也能再到中国来。 S说：拜拜。 D说：拜拜。 A说：拜拜。 （P走了。）英文版Friendship(The summer holiday coming an American student came to Beijing to spend his the summer holiday. On the first day, he went to the Palace Museum. On the second day, he went to the summer palace. )(On the third day morning, he would go to the great wall, but he did not know the way to the Great Wall.)At that time he met with three Chinese boys at the bus-stop.He says: Excuse me. Could you tell me the way to the Great Wall?Sam says: Yeah, sure, you can take NO.9 bus.Peter says: Thank you very much.Arthur says: We are going to go to the great wall too. You can go with us if you like.Peter says: En…… Arthur says: Come on!Peter says: OK.(The bus is coming.)David says: Oh, the bus is coming, let’s go.Peter says: Let’s introduce ourselves. My name is Peter Anderson, I am from the United States.. I came to Beijing to spend my holidays. What about you?Sam says: My name is Sam.Arthur says: I’m Arthur.David says: I’m David. Nice to meet you!Peter says: Nice to meet you, too.(There are handshaking.)(Awhile, the bus arrived at the Great Wall. They are getting out of the bus. The three Chinese students explained to him.)(On the way to the hotel, they are chatting on the bus.)Peter says: I will stay in Beijing for a week, and I want to eat Beijing roasted duck. Shall we go to a restaurant?David says: That’s a good idea! En…… Tomorrow afternoon, OK?Peter says: OK.Sam says: Shall we meet in the front of the hotel at eleven a.m.?Peter says: No problem.(Next afternoon.)(Four people met at the gate of the hotel on time.)Arthur says: Let’s go.(Four people went to Quan Jude restaurant.)(Four people chat their school life and their hobbies.)Arthur says: We are in the same school, in the same class. We are good friends.David says: Right. We are like brothers, all of us like playing ping-pong, playing basketball and……Peter says: Excuse me. You also like playing basketball.Sam says: Sure.Peter says: I like playing basketball too.Sam says: Oh really! Could you teach us playing basketball?Peter says: No problem.David says: How can we repay you?Peter says: En……Arthur says: you teach us playing basketball, and we teach you Chinese, OK?Peter says: OK. Shall we play basketball in the afternoon?Arthur says: That’s a deal.(They finished their lunch and went to the playground.)Peter says: How about 2vs.2?David, Sam and Arthur say: OK.Peter says: Right. David and me, we are Team one, and Sam and Arthur, you are Team two, OK?Sam and Arthur say: OK.(Finally, Team one wan the game.)Sam says: You are a good basketball player.Peter says: Thank you. You too! Arthur, shall we go home now? It is time for Chinese teaching!Arthur says: OK.(In the evening.)(David, Sam and Arthur were teaching Peter Chinese)Sam says: 你…好…Peter says:（怪异发音，逐渐正确）。David says: Good!Arthur says: 我叫Peter Anderson.Peter says:（怪异发音，逐渐正确）。……(There were always learning Chinese and playing basketball in these days, there were very happy.)(At last, Peter Anderson will go back to the U.S. Three people went to the airport to see him off.)David says: Time to say good-bye Peter.Peter says: Yeah, my vocations become very exciting because of you. I hope to see you again in the future!Arthur says: Of course you can. Sam says: Yeah, the Olympic Games will be held in 2008. At that time, the foreign guests from all over the world will come to China.Arthur says: Yeah, and, the same with you, you can come here again. We will eat roasted duck and play basketball together.David says: And learn Chinese. OK!Peter says: Sure, I’ll be very glad to! See you, my friends! 拜…拜…！All: See you!
