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Justice Is The Winner(正义必胜)5人短剧。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。人物 Bunny Cheng: Bunny ChenEliza Lin: DaughterCeline Tu: Reporter et AsideSano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.Mom: Hello~Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…Mom: Hello~Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~)Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her daughter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…Mom: Eliza~Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?Mom: Ya~ are you happy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE IIBecause the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster: (Hitting the small gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move! Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.Eliza: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there?Eliza: Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing?Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed)Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.

1大臣（1）: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince-dancing ball. This night, our worshipful Prince Edward（这时，王子走了出来，向所有来宾鞠躬）will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front, please! （女孩子们走上前） 大臣（2）：（将头转向王子）Highness，how are they? Which one do you like? 王子: （皱起眉头）Mmm…I don’t think they are… (Cinderella suddenly comes in) 大臣们: （惊叹）Wow! How beautiful THAT girl is! （众来宾惊恐地回过头） 旁白：She's like a fairy. She's like an Angel. She's so lovely. She's like a princess. How pretty Cinderella is! 王子:(走上前，鞠躬) Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you? 灰姑娘: I'd love to.（握住王子的手，开始跳舞） (Music and dance) 旁白:Beautiful Cinderella and handsome Prince Edward are dancing. They fall in love.(12点的钟声猛然敲响了,敲了6下) 灰姑娘: Oh, it's time to go back. I must go now. I am sorry that I cannot dance with you any more, sir! 王子: Wait, miss, please wait! （追上去） 灰姑娘：(急忙地跑，掉了一只鞋)Good bye, sir! 王子: (拿起鞋)Pretty lady! Why are you leaving? I must find you!! Soldiers!！ 士兵们: Yes!! 王子: Take this shoe to every house and let all the young girls have a try tomorrow morning. You must find the girl for me. FAST! 士兵们: Yes, highness! 第四场布景：灰姑娘家的花园中灰姑娘:（失去了魔法的帮助，变回了原样）Oh…He was gentle, he was handsome, oh! I cannot forget him… I love him! But I hadn’t found Prince Edward and danced with him yet…鸽子: Cinderella, don’t you know? The man who danced with you was PRINCE EDWARD!! （猫和变回原样的狗点头附和）灰姑娘:REALLY?? My goodness!! （捂住嘴巴，不敢相信的样子） Oops, I am sorry…I haven’t done the housework! Mum, Helen and Jenny will back soon! They will be angry! See you soon, buddies! （哼着小曲跳走了） 第五场布景：灰姑娘家（士兵敲门） 士兵（3）:Good morning, madam.后妈: Good morning. What’s the matter, sir? 士兵: Are there any young girls in this house, madam? 士兵（2）: The pretty lady lost her shoe in the palace. 士兵（3）: The prince wanted to find her and marry her. 后妈:（笑着说）Of course, sir, wait a minute!（往身后招招手，让女儿（1）过来）后妈女儿（1）: （急急忙忙跑上前）Let me try. The shoe is mine.（说着把脚伸进鞋子） 士兵: No, It's not yours. It's too small for you.（把鞋子拿开） 后妈女儿（2）: （跳着大喊）It's mine. I AM the queen. Let me try it.（说着把脚伸进鞋子） 士兵（2）: No, it's not yours; it's too big for you.（再次把鞋子拿开） 后妈: Hey, sir, maybe it's mine. Let me have a try. （急忙想要去穿鞋子） 士兵（3）:（马上把鞋子拿走）Oh, please, it couldn't be YOURS. Are there any other girls in this house? 灰姑娘: Good morning, gentlemen, may I try it? （款款走来） 后妈 :You? That’s impossible! （大喊着，做出“快滚”的手势） 后妈女儿（1）: Look at yourself, PLEASE! （讥笑） 后妈女儿（2）: So dirty and so ugly! Please not to waste the solders’ time! （讽刺） 士兵: Oh, ladies, let her try! Prince Edward said that all the young girls should have a try. Here, young girl, try it on, please! （送上鞋） 灰姑娘:（轻轻把脚伸进去）Thank you! (试鞋,正好合适) 后妈和两个女儿：It couldn’t be Cinderella! It couldn’t be!! Maybe there’s something wrong, sir! （疯了一样大叫）2白 :Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mather had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She weared drity clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we’ll show you a different play today.(灰姑娘昂首挺胸帅气十足地上场)旁白 ：She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport.Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘冲刺,旁边老师读秒:11’9)Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮)Now,she is practicing Chinese gongfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒)This is her----Cinderella灰姑娘(怒,看旁白) :Do you finish?旁白 :Ok(结巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can’t escape the poor life, Why? That is-----继母(假装洗衣服) :How cold the water! I’m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful.(灰姑娘默,从继母手中拿过洗衣盆)(一姐将盆碗碰得乱响.灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过盆碗)(一姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过衣服)第一幕(灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀)二姐(奔入,扬动手中传单) :Mom, Mom, Look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street.The King is having a party. The Prince will look for a wife.一姐(托腮) :I must be choosen, I am the most beautiful girl in the world.二姐(凭空跳舞) :No, Not you. I have the charming shape, I am the Queen.(两姐争吵起来,继母从女儿手中拿过传单,亲吻)继母 :Oh, baby. Stop. You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you. Come on , make up yourself. We haven’t enough time!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here, help your sisters!灰姑娘 :OK, I will. But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I want to ------(三人敛神)一姐 :Oh, my God! I forgot Tim’s homework. He gave us a lot of homework.. I can’t finish, what should I do ?二姐(拿书,指,附和) :Oh, Yes, Yes. Look, execise A, excise B, excise C, excise D, excise E, Oh, planning tree, essay, study plan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh, my God! Oh3小狮子找食物 （I Am Hungry）角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、小松鼠、小女孩。道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、小松鼠头套、红萝卜、花生一把、苹果一个。Act 1雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar!I am the lion,the king of the forest.No one is stronger than me.Roar, roar!小狮：Daddy! I’m hungry.雄狮：You are big now.Be brave!Go and find your own food.小狮：But, I don’t know how.雄狮：Do it like me.Roar, roar! （怒吼）小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar!雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（ 露出尖利的牙齿）Go and do it now.小狮：Yes, daddy.Act 2小白兔：（唱”Rabbit, R693535747 19:39:38abbit, Carrot Eater”）Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater.He says there is nothing sweeter,Than a carrot everyday,Munch and crunch and run away.小狮：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry.Roar, roar!（小声地）小白兔：Do you want some carrots?小狮：Yes, please.（小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜）小狮：Thank you.小白兔：Carrots are the best food.小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don’t like it.Anyway, thank you, rabbit.（还红萝卜给小白兔）小白兔：You are welcome.（边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”离开）Act 3小松鼠：（唱着”Found a Peanut”）Found a peanut.Found a peanut.Found a peanut693535747 19:39:38just now.Just now I found a peanut.Found a peanut just now.小狮：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry.Roar, roar! （小声地）小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts?小狮：Yes, please.（小松鼠递给小狮一些花生）小狮：Thank you.小松鼠：Peanut is the best food.小狮：（吃了一颗）Yuck! It’s too hard.I don’t like it.Anyway, thank you, squirrel.（将花生还给小松鼠）小松鼠：You are welcome.（边走边唱”Found a Peanut”离开）Act 4（小女孩边走边唱”Apple Round”）小女孩：Apple round.Apple red.Apple juicy.Apple sweet.4Global warming A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone. B． C. D ：Good afternoon, teacher. A. First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B. I think it’s the problem of environment pollution. A. It’s related to our correct answer. But it isn’t correct one. B. Is it the problem of population increasing? A. No. C. Oh. I got it. It’s global warming. A. Right! Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays. Because…… B. Teacher. I have a question. It was very cold indeed this winter. I think it’s global cooling! A. You got the wrong concept. Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control. So it will be sometimes very cold. B. Teacher. What causes “ global warming”? C. I know. Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature. It causes global warming. A. You are right. Do you know what will happen with the global warming? B. Yes. The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water. Human will have no places to live. C. Surely, we don’t want that will happen. A. What sould we do to stop “Global warming”? B. I think we can protect the environment from ourselves. We can plant trees C. When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves. A. Ok. Students, we can’t only speak but not do later . Let us go planting trees. D. Oh, teacher! Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day! A. Yes! Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment. B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland! A. That is good . I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment. Now the class is over bye-bye students! B.C.D. good bye. Teacher.

五人英语搞笑话剧剧本

话剧是以对话方式为主的戏剧形式，于19世纪末20世纪初来到中国。与传统舞台剧、戏曲相区别，话剧主要叙述手段为演员在台上无伴奏的对白或独白，但可以使用少量音乐、歌唱等。下面为大家带来五人英语搞笑话剧剧本，快来看看吧。

演话剧的时候需要剧本，同学们，下面就是适合五个人的话剧剧本，请看：

人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人

旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.

A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说 （趴在讲台上睡）

（进入梦乡）

旁白：In her dream……

(上台摆两个凳子，A做一个)

A：Oh, it’s a fine day. (假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看)

明星：(上台)：Oh, it’s a fine day. (然后坐凳子)

(A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的)

A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话)

明星：（随意的回答） Yes, what’s wrong?

A: I’m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.

(激动，后面讲到厕所时，还有点不好意思)

(当明星听到厕所时，很惊讶)

明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有点嫌弃)

A: Can you give me your signature?

(讲到签名，明星就兴奋了)

明星：Ok ,of course!

A：（大声喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature

(突然，两个人跑过来，B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名)

B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!

C: No, give it to me, to me!!!

(两人抢着，A一人孤零零的.站在旁边，)

A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭，边走边哭，然后走到睡觉的那个地方，恢复原来的样子，还有点啜泣)

A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream.

It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)

旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.

A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.

(明星上场，走在对面，也在欣赏某些东西)

A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!

(正当他准备过马路时，车主做开车动作来了，将要撞A，A很害怕)

车主：Look out!

Aon’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台)

（A突然站起来，睁开眼睛）

A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡)

旁白：In her third dream

(明星在签名，A前面有B, C)

经纪人：One by one,Don’t be wrought-up

A: Yeah,I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people.

（到B）

B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.

明星：Thank you

(B下，C上)

C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ?

明星：Sure.

(两人抱了一下)

（到A）

A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited

(明星面目有点难受的样子，手捂着肚子)

明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受)

A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.

(过来一会儿)

A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok?

经纪人对A说：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.

A: Ah? Why always me ? (伤心地离开，走到睡着的地方)

（突然起身）

A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下钟，表情惊讶) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!

话剧名称由来

一种以对白和动作为主要表现手段的戏剧。最早出现在辛亥革命前夕，当时称作“新剧”或“文明戏”。新剧于辛亥革命后逐渐衰落。“五四”运动以后，欧洲戏剧传入中国，中国现代话剧兴起，当时称“爱美剧”和“白话剧”。它通过人物性格反映社会生活。话剧中的对话是经过提炼加工的口语，必须具有个性化，自然，精炼，生动，优美，富有表现力，通俗易懂，能为群众所接受。郭沫若的《屈原》、老舍的《茶馆》，曹禺的《雷雨》，苏叔阳的《丹心谱》等，都是我国著名的话剧。

话剧是在20世纪初才由外国传入中国的。1907年由中国留学日本东京的曾孝谷据美国小说改编的《黑奴吁天录》，是中国早期话剧的第一个剧本。现代著名话剧家有郭沫若、曹禺、洪深、田汉、老舍等。

19世纪末20世纪初，中国社会经济政治的变化推动了戏剧运动的发展，戏曲领域里出现了全国规模的改良运动。同时，在日本新派剧和欧洲戏剧的影响下诞生了中国早期话剧，当时叫新剧，又称作文明戏。新剧兴起于辛亥革命前夕，后经中国早期话剧奠基人任天知领导的进化团总结这一新兴剧种的经验，探索创新，并吸收外来营养加以发展，从而形成了完整的格局。早期的优秀剧目有《家庭恩怨记》《社会钟》《空谷兰》《梅花落》《珍珠塔》《恨海》等。

到1928年，经著名的戏剧家洪深提议，将这种主要运用对话和动作表情来传情达意的戏剧样式定名为“话剧”。从此，这个由西方传入中国的剧种，才有了一个大家认可的正式名称。