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Receptionist:"Hello." Foreigner:"Hi." Receptionist:"You have what thing?" Foreigner:"Can you speak English?" Receptionist: "If I not speak English, I am speaking what?" Foreigner:"Can anybody else speak English?" Receptionist:"You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！" Foreigner:"Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?" Receptionist:"Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?" Foreigner:"I want to speak to your head." Receptionist:"Head not zai. You tomorrow come!"

来是“康姆”(come)去是“谷”(go)，廿四铜钿“吞的福”(twentyfour)； 是叫“也司”(yes)勿叫“拿”(no)，如此如此“沙咸鱼沙”（So and so）； 真崭实货“佛立谷”fully good，靴叫“蒲脱”(boot)鞋叫“靴”(shoe)； 洋行买办“江摆渡”(comprador)，小火轮叫“司汀巴”(streamer)； “翘梯翘梯”(drink tea)请吃茶，“雪堂雪堂”(sit down)请侬坐； 烘山芋叫“扑铁秃”(potato)，东洋车子“力克靴”(ricksha)； 打屁股叫“班蒲曲”(bamboo chop)，混帐王八“蛋风炉”(daffy fellow)； “那摩温”(No.1)先生是阿大，跑街先生“杀老夫”(shroff)； “麦克麦克”(mark)钞票多，“毕的生司”(empty cents)当票多——{附注：没钱的意思}； 红头阿三“开泼度”（Keep door），自家兄弟“勃拉茶”(brother)； 爷要“发茶”(father)娘“卖茶”(mother)，丈人阿伯“发音落”(father in law)

今天FIONA带我们去了她朋友家的农场，农场非常大，感觉上有点像宽阔的蒙古草原。Today FIONA took us to her friend's farm, farm is so big, a bit like the broad grasslands of Mongolia feel.农场主教我们怎样挤牛奶，我知道了挤牛奶的时候是，手指不能上下移动，手向上的时候，手指应捏住奶头，这样奶才会出来。我照着农场主的示范做了，白花花的牛奶从奶头中喷射出来，溅得我满脸。Farm bishop we how to milk a cow, I know the milking time, fingers can not move up and down, hands up, fingers pinch the nipple, so that milk will come out. I follow the farmers do the demonstration, shining white milk is ejected from the nipple, I face a splash.随后同行的REX也开始学着挤，谁知好玩的事情发生了，他刚一伸手，奶牛竟开始撒尿了，搞得大家笑作一团，可以用人仰马翻来形容我们当时的情景。Then the counterparts of REX also began to learn to squeeze, who knows the funny thing happened, he just put out a hand, the cow began to urinate, make you laugh, can be used to describe the scene at that time we utterly routed.在农场里我用奶瓶喂小奶牛BB，它把奶瓶扯来扯去，特别调皮。On the farm I bottle fed small cow BB, it put the bottle to pull, very naughty.农场里所有的家禽都有，牛、羊、鸡、鸭、猪。。。。。。，我还抱了小兔子，在我怀里软软的一团，毛发很光滑。All the farm poultry, cattle, sheep, chicken, duck, pig...... Also, I hold the little rabbit, in my arms a blob, hair very smooth.今天参观农场，让我领略了澳大利亚的原生态美景Today to visit the farm, I appreciate the natural beauty of Australia