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"Son, this is I give you please tutor!" The landlord of the Internet is playing CS son said."Hum, the teacher is good!" The landlord's son blew the nose, dragging the cavity to tutor said, "slice! Today to teach what east east? Hurry up, I still want to beat CS which!"The landlord to stand down."" you taught today 'and' I '," he "three word usage." Tutor a slide to push the glasses, "listen to!" you "is the second person, such as:" you are my students'; 'I' was the first person, such as: 'I was your teacher "; "he" is the third person, points, such as:' men and women she is your maid ". Understand?""Well, will be." The landlord's son turned to continue playing CS. Tutor walked off stage.At this time the landlords and the landlord woman walked on stage. The landlord asked: "son, today you learn what?""Learn" you ", "I", "he" three word usage." The landlord's son cynicism to answer them."That you give me about." The landlord to face to ask."Well!!!!! You are my students, I am your teacher......" The landlord's son by the landlord smiled shiva said, "she is your maid!""You! When I became your students? Your mother when became my maid?""Son, I'll teach you! Listen, WoShiNiBaBa, you are my son! She is your mother, remember?""Remember!" The landlord's son have answers to answer a way.The second day, tutor and comes to class."We first review the content of study yesterday." Tutor to the landlord's son said."WoShiNiBaBa, you are my son, she be your mother." Say that finish, the landlord's son proudly watch as tutor.Tutor a listen to very angry, loudly say: "I was your teacher. Your mother is not my mom!"It suddenly dawned on the landlord's son, "I will!""You say!"He saw the landlord's son, and point to tutor, loudly say: "I was your teacher. Your mother is not my mom!"Tutor spirit almost speechless, took the lesson plan and then go toward outside walk, "the student can't teach!"The landlord's son to tutor of figure hey hey keep smile, "look! Gas go? Ha ha, this is an effective dumb!!!!!"Which know, this be the landlord heard. He pointed at the son to lambaste: "your boy do? HMM, I tomorrow to give you find a tutor, again so you don't want to the Internet."

Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company. This day they are talking in the office.Ca: Bingo! I finally finish this case. It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week. Wing: Me too .I always get so busy in this season. I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much. What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion.Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!Ca: You are right. Let’s pig out on junk food!Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown. I miss German food!Ca: so do I .how much I love French food!Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before. Do you have any recommendation?Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checseCi: They all sound yummy. But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?Wing

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Net Friend 互联网交友Summary: Is it correct to make friends on the Internet? Will it be dangerous? Bill, Hillary's younger brother, is a rude and impolite boy. Everyone in his school doesn't like him. However, he really wants to have a girlfriend, so he asks his sister to help him. Then Hillary pretended to be Bill on net and met a nice girl, Monica. Three months later, Hillary asked Monica to go out with "Bill" (Her brother), and arranged everything for them. When they met each other at McDonald's, Monica found that Bill wasn't the one who she talked to on net. Then... Finally, Monica understands that it's very dangerous to date with strangers and trusts everything of which her net-friend told her. And we all should be very careful when we're on net. Scene I (In school cafeteria, students are having lunch)Bill: Hey, Jessie. (He pushed her shoulder very rudely) Can I join you? (Jessie didn't say a word, and Bill just sat down) Bill: Wow! Wow! Wow! You are wearing a nice dress today! Jessie: Thanks! Bill: Oh! What a beautiful hair clip. Where did you buy it? (Jessie didn't say anything..) Bill: Hey, you have a nice watch. (He held her hand strongly and Jessie got angry.) Jessie: Don't touch me! I don't want to talk to you. Leave me alone! (Bill stood up and walked toward Carol. Bill sat down beside Carol without asking her) Bill: Hey, beautiful! How could you eat so little! It's not good for your health! Take this! (Bill wanted Carol to eat his food) Carol: No. Bill: Take it! (He was very rude and the plate fell down.) Carol: Hey! What are you doing! This is my new skirt! Bill: I'm sorry! Carol: Go away! You're such a rude guy! (Carol went away.) Bill: Did I do something wrong? (He talked to himself) Scene II (In Hillary's room. Hillary was surfing the net) Bill: Sis.... Bill: Hillary! Hillary: Oh! Hi! Bill! How long have you been sitting there? Are you trying to scare me? (Bill didn't say a word.) Hillary: Bill? What's wrong with you? What happened? Bill: I tried to draw some girls' attention but they just ignored me! Hillary: Hmm....Maybe the way you used was wrong. Bill: Yeah, maybe. But I don't know how to attract them. Hillary, I just want to have a girlfriend? Hillary: Girlfriend? Bill: Yeah. Hillary: Let me see what I can do. Bill: So, can you help me? Hillary: Ok! Since you really want to have a girlfriend, I'll try to help you. Bill: Great! Thank you! You are a doll! (At this moment, Hillary's net-friend is calling her.) Hillary: Oh.. My net-friend! Bill: Ok! Waiting for your good news! (Bill left Hillary's room and Hillary was thinking how she helped Bill.) Hillary: Yeah! That's it! I can pretend to be Bill and find a girlfriend on the Internet! (She opened the PC and saw a girl's name "Monica"...) Hillary: (Laughing......) Monica! (A little bit surprised) Hillary: (Talked to herself) It is the same name as the girl of Clinton's sexual scandal. Hmm. Let me send a message to her. Hillary: Hi! I'm Bill! Glad to meet you! Monica: Hello, Bill! , Glad to meet you, too. I'm a college student, and you? Hillary: Me three Monica: (Laughing...) You're a humorous person! Hillary: Thanks! I guess you're a female, aren't you? Monica: Yes, I am. Hillary: (Talked to herself) Great! She's a girl. Monica: And you? Hillary: Oh... I'm a "boy" Monica: Which school club are you in? Hillary: Computer Information Club. Monica: Oh! Really? So you must be a computer expert! Hillary: You can say that again. Monica: You know I'm interested in computers, too. So, can you teach me or tell me something about them? Hillary: Sure! It's my pleasure! ( .....Two hours later .....) Hillary: Oh! It's interesting to chat with you. Monica: Yeah! I'm very happy, too. IIiIIaiy: Will you be here tomorrow? At the same time? Monica: I think so, I hope we can meet again. Hillary: Ok, I'll be here tomorrow, Bye! Bye! Monica: Bye! Saying: From then on, Monica and Hillary continue chatting with each other after school. (At Monica's room. As soon as Monica came back home from school,she started surfing the net. Then, her mom came into her room. She knocked her door, but no oneanswered the door) Dad：Darling，someone is knocking the door.Mom: I'm coming! Mom: Oh! Monica, my darling! I've just baked some cookies. Want some? Monica: No, thanks! I have something important to do. Mom: What are you busy doing? Monica: I'm surfing the net and talking to my net-friend. Mom: Net-friends!! They are strangers. You even don't know who they are. I read from the newspapers. Lot's of things happened on net. You should be more careful and you have to watch out for your net-friends, You're so young Monica: Ok.. ok. .I know, Mom. Don't worry about me. (Mom walked out her room. and Monica saw Hillary) Monica: Hello! Bill! Hillary: Hi! Monica! How's school today? Monica: Wonderful! It's really a nice day! Hillary: Monica! I think we've known each other for a long time. And I just wonder whether you would go out with me?Monica: (Talk to herself) Go out with him? Monica: Sure, I would like to. I think you're a polite and humorous person. It may be interesting to go out with you! Hillary: That's great! How about we meeting at McDonald's on Ming-Chang Road this weekend? Monica: All right! It's a deal! But how can I recognize you? Hilillary: I'll wear a blue shirt, blue jeans, a blue caps and also carry a blue knapsack. Besides, I'll stand beside the trash can. Monica: All in blue! Wow! Ok! That will be easy for me to recognize you. Hillary: Yeah! I'll be waiting for you! Monica: Ok! See you Monica: (Talk to herself) Ha! I'm looking forward to it! Hillary: (Talk to herself) Yes, I made it. I'm going to tell Bill this good news! ScenceIII (At McDonald's, Bill was waiting for Monica. A few minutes later, Monica saw Bill and walked toward Bill) Monica: Hi... Are you Bill? Bill: Yes, I am. You're Monica? Monica: Yeah.. that's right. Bill: You look great! Monica: You're not bad, either. Hey, Let's find a table! Bill: Yeah! How about that one? I've ordered some things. (They found a table and began talking.) Monica: Bill! Bill: Monica! Bill: Oh! Lady first! Monica: Bill, have you already finished your computer report? Bill: Uh...Uh... Did I tell you that? Monica: Yes, you did. You said it was about how to kill virus. Did you find out how to do that? Bill: Kill virus? That's easy for me. I'm a genius. Just use a knife. Monica: A knife? Bill: Yeah! Knife can kill everything. Monica: What are you talking about? Alright! Alright! Forget it! And how about the novel we discussed last week? Bill: Novel? I've read so many novels, which one? Monica: "The old man and the sea", don't you forget? What happened to that old man? Bill: Yeah! That old man! He caught a big fish and then became a hero. Monica: Hmm. He has a strong will, doesn't he? He never gives up anything. And how about the fish? Bill: Did you forget? He cooked the fish and ate it! Monica: And~~it's delicious, right? Bill: You got it! It's very delicious! Monica: Nonsense! The fish was eaten by the sharks . You're not Bill, are you? Bill: Of course I'm Bill. "B~I-L-L" Monica: But you seem different from the way you are on net. Who are you for God's sake? Bill: Ok. I tell you the truth. I'm Bill, but not the one you talked to on net. That was my sister, Hillary. Monica: Are you kidding me? Bill: No, that's true. I really want to have a girlfriend, so she helped me out. She met you on net and thought you're a nice girl. So she arranged us to meet each other. Monica: That means both of you tricked me? Bill: So what? That's Hillary's idea. Monica: You. ..You..... (She is very angry) Monica: Gosh! I was tricked for such a long time! Scence IV (Monica left McDonald angrily) (At Monica's room, again.) Monica: (Crying) How foolish I was! What on earth was I doing? (Still crying) I think I need someone to talk to. (She looked around and saw the time) Monica: Ah, 8:30. It's "Paula's Time." (She turned on the TV) Paula: Welcome to "Paula's Time" I'm Paula Jones, not Dow Jones. Today we'll discuss some net problems. Nowadays Internet helps modern people live more convenient lives, get the latest information. You can say that we live in an Internet world. However, some bad guys made use of Internet to do illegal deals or trick people. So, today we will listen to some friends' problems and help them solve it. Our hot line number is 111-1234. Please dial it as soon as possible. I'm waiting for your call-in. OK. Who's the first friend? Monica: Hi, Paula, I'm Monica. Paula: Yes, Monica, what do you want to share with us? Monica: I met a girl, Hillary, on net three months ago. She pretended to be her brother, Bill, and chatted with me. But I didn't know the truth until yesterday that we arranged to meet each other. He told me that Hillary surfed the net to help him find a girlfriend. And that was me. I felt I was tricked and I was very sad. Do you think I'm wrong?Paula: It seems like Bill takes special interests in Monica just like our president. Monica, it's a serious and common social problem in modern society. Lots of people want to make friends on the Internet. But you must be careful. On the net, people use nicknames to protect themselves, or even trick others to do something bad. Everyone on the net wears a mask. Sometimes it's evil that hides under the mask. So you had better watch out. Never date with strangers by yourself. Strangers are dangerous. Monica: Thanks, Paula. You do help me a lot. I know what I should do now. (Suddenly someone is calling Monica on net) Starr: Hi! Monica! I'm Starr. May I make friends with you? Monica: Oh! No! Not again! (Lights out)