嘲讽式英文

如下：

1、Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.

他肯定是趁着救生员不备，跳进基因池。

2、A room temperature IQ.

IQ和室温一样高。

3、During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.

进化时，他的祖先肯定是当权者。（意思是要不是走后门，他怎么有机会进化成人）

4、He has two brains; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找了。

5、If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

如果他再笨点，就要一周给他浇两次水了（把他当作植物看待）

6、Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; but he just gargled.

别人畅饮智慧之泉，他只是拿来漱口。

sarcasm 名词

sarcasm 讽刺

Stop complaining! 别发牢骚！You make me sick! 你真让我恶心！You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不应该那样做!You’re a jerk! 你是个废物/混球！Don’t talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话!Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？What’s your problem? 你怎么回事啊？I hate you! 我讨厌你！I don’t want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你！You’re crazy! 你疯了!Don’t bother me. 别烦我。Knock it off. 少来这一套。What’s the meaning of this? 这是什么意思？How dare you! 你敢！Cut it out. 省省吧。You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。