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这个怎么样?The fox and the seven goats Act One. In the goat hut Storyteller: Mrs. Goat is putting breakfast on the table. Her seven kids are sitting around the table.Mother: Children. I must go to the town this morning. You will be here alone. There is one thing you must do: lock the door. Don’t open it until I get back.Kid 1. We won’t, Mama. We will keep the door locked all the time.Mother: All of you stay inside.All kids: We will, Mama. We will be good little goats.Mother: All right, my children. I will not be long. I will bring you a surprise. Good-bye, now.All kids: Good-bye, Mama.Storyteller: Mrs. Goat goes away. Her kids wave good-bye. Then they go inside and lock the door.Kid 2: Whoop-eee! We are all alone.Kid 3. Isn’t this fun?Kid 4. Let’s dance and sing. La-dee-da. La-dee-da!Kid5. We are like big goats. We are so big that we can be alone.All kids: La-dee-da! La-dee-da!Storyteller: Outside the hut is the sly red fox. He is hiding in he bushes. He wants to catch the kids. He sees Mrs. Goat go to town. So he waits a little while. Then he runs to the door and taps.Fox: Tap-tap-tap! Tap-tap-tap!Kid 6. Who is there, please?Fox: It is me, your friend, a dear, dear friend.Kid 7. What is your name? Dear, dear friend?Fox: I can’t tell you. It is a big surprise. Now open the door.All kids: Oh, no. Mama said we must keep the door locked. We must mind our mother.Fox: Please let me in. I have such a good surprise for you.Kid 3. Go away! Kid 2: Come back when manna is here.Kid 5: (Looking out the window) Oh, oh. It is Mr. Fox. He wants to catch us and eat us all up.All kids: Ho! Ho! You can’t fool us, Mr. Fox. Go away.Kid 6: We won’t open the door.Fox: Well, I will go away then. I only want to be your friend.Storyteller: Mr. Fox makes it look as if he is going away. But he hides in the bushes. When he looks back, he shakes his fist.Fox: All right! You just wait! I’ll find a way to get you. Wait and see.Kid 5: (looking from window) He’s gone! He’s gone. Now we can play again.All kids: La-dee-da! La-dee-da!Kid 4: Wait till Mama hears about this.Kid 7: We minded her. The door is shut.Act Two. Storyteller: The sly red fox walks on tiptoe. He goes near the goat hut. He can hear the kids singing.Fox: (to himself) How can I get into that house? There must be some ways. I might jump up on the roof. No, that wouldn’t do any good. I could dig and get under the house. That wouldn’t help me any.Storyteller: Mr. Fox sits and thinks. He looks back of the house. There he sees Mrs. Goat’s dresses on the line.Fox: Oh, oh! Now I have a way to get into the house. La-dee-da! La-dee-da!Storyteller: There is no kid at the window now. In five jumps, Mr. Fox gets to the line. Quickly he gets into Mrs. Goat’s dress and puts on her big straw hat. Act Three: At the hut door.Fox: Tap-tap-tapKid 1: Who is there?Fox: (in a soft voice)It is Mama. I am back from town. Let me in.Kid 6: Oh, good! It’s Mama. Do you have a surprise for us?Kid 5: Wait! That can’t be Mama. She has not had time to get to town and back.Kid 7: It sounds like Mama. Let me look out from the window and see. Storyteller: Kid 7 looks out and sees Mrs. Goat’s dress and hat.Kid 7: It’s Mama all right. I can see her dress and hat.Kid 3: All right, Mama. You can come in. The door is unlocked.Storyteller: Kid 3 unlocks the door and opens it. The sly red fox makes one big jump. The kids run every way.Fox: Now I have you, little kids. M-m-m-m. What a good pie you will make. M-m-m.Kid 1: Hide! Hide from him.Storyteller: And they do hide. One gets under the sink, one under the bed. Another gets in the fireplace, another back of a big chair. One gets in the bathtub, one back of the TV. The last one gets inside the tall clock.Fox: Ho! Ho! Ho! So you think you can hide from me. I can find every one of you and put you in my big bag.Storyteller: One by one. Mr. Fox finds the kids and puts them in his bag. Then he takes the bag up and runs out the door with it. He doesn’t know that he has left one little kid. He didn’t think to look inside the tall clock. Act Four: At the door of the hut.Storyteller: Just as Mr. Fox goes into the bushes, Mrs. Goat gets home. She sees the door open. Mother: Dear! Dear! Those had little goats! They did open the door. Children, where are you?Storyteller: Mrs. Goat does not get an answer. She runs about the house calling and calling.Mother: Children! Children!Storyteller: Mrs. Goat starts to cry. Then she hears a sound from the tall clock. Bang! Bang! Bang!Mother: Where is that bang-bang coming from?Kid 7: Mama! Mama! Is that you? Open the tall clock. I can’t get out. Please help me.Mother: Why are you there? Where are the other kids? Why? Oh, why did you unlock the door?Kid 7: Oh, Mama dear! The red fox got in. He put on your dress and hat. I looked out the window and saw your dress and hat. So kid 3 opened the door.Mother: Where are the other kids? Kid 7: In Mr. Fox’s bag. He’s gone. Act Five. At Mr. Fox’s house.Storyteller: Mother goat and kid 7 run after the fox. Soon they get to his house. Mrs. Goat goes in on tiptoe and sees the fox sleeping. He had to rest after bringing the bag full of goats.Mother: (In a whisper) Where do you think the children are? Did the fox eat them up?Kid 7: (Looking around) No, Mama. See that bag over there?Mother: (in a whisper) Children, are you in the bag?All kids: Quick, Mama! Get us out. The fox is going to put us in a pie.Mother: Sh-h-h! I’ll untie the bag.Fox: (dreaming) Z-z-z-z-z! M-m-m! How good those kids will be! I can hardly wait to make them into pie.Mother: (untying the bag) Sh-h-h! Quick! Come with me. Get a big rock, each of you! Be quick!Storyteller: Each kid gets a rock and puts it in the bag. Then Mrs. Goat ties the bag to the fox’s tail.Fox: Z-z-z-z-z! So you kids wouldn’t let me in. I fooled you, didn’t I? How do you like being put in a pie?Mother: (loudly) All right, children, let’s go home now.Fox: No, you don’t!Storyteller: Mr. Fox jumps up, but falls down. He can’t run.All kids: La-dee-da. La-dee-da! We got away!
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初中英语搞笑话剧剧本
话剧主要叙述手段为演员在台上无伴奏的对白或独白，但可以使用少量音乐、歌唱等。以下是初中英语搞笑话剧剧本，欢迎阅读。
第一幕 开场白
旁白：Long long ago there lived a beautiful princess, and there is a big family. But the hostess died. Her son is handsome and goodness. Her husband married another wife. The stepmother is very cruel to the son. One day their King will hold a ball and choose a prince for his daughter.
B: Girls in the other side look at me, look at me, look at me …I am David, handsome and cool. I try my best to loose my weight for this ball. This is my photo three days ago.
C: I am rich and humor. Look at my snow-white teeth, because I use the famous toothpaste---Peer.
A: Oh, Can I go to the ball?
B and C: No!
B: Look at yourself. The clothes are so bad and dirty.
C: Yes, yes.
B: Your hair …（用手拨几下）
C: What a mass!
B: Your face
C: Black and dirty, you seemed like a frog.（B拿出青蛙的.照片）
B: How can you go to meet the beautiful princess?
Stepmother: OK, children, let’s go!
C: Mum, what about him?
Stepmother: You, just stay at home to do some housework.
A: But, Mum, I want to go there.
Stepmother: Oh, OK.
B and C: Mum, why do you take him? Don’t you think he will loose our face?
Finally, they go without A.
第二幕 仙女下凡
A: Why Why Why I can’t go to join that ball.
旁白： At this time a beautiful fairy appear.
Fairy: Ahh, my poor child! What things make you so sad?
A: The beautiful princess will held a ball, but my stepmother and my brothers don’t let me go there.
Fairy: My good boy, let me help you. (拿出一套礼服)
A:（喜出望外，准备去参加舞会。）
Fairy: Wait for a moment. Don’t forget your shoes.（拿出一双耐克鞋）
A: Thank you, my respectful fairy.
第三幕 一见钟情
旁白：A is wearing beautiful clothes going to the palace as quickly as possible, but his brother and stepmother have already arrived.
门卫：The next, the Trade’s first son.
B: Oh, beautiful princess. I have greatly admired you for a long time, and you are like a Pizza in my heart.
Princess: Please wait for a moment, what talent and skill you have?
B: I’ll sing a song for you. (Singing) Only you
Princess: Pass.
门卫：The next. The Trade’s second son.
C: La la I am a
Princess: Pass.
旁白：At that time A was appearing on the front door of the palace. All the people were shocked by his handsome and demeanor.
A: Beautiful princess. Can I sing a song for you?
Princess: Sure, please.
A: （扶着公主从宝座上走下，两人目光对视，走成一个圈，开始唱歌）。
旁白：All the people seem to disappear. Only A is left in the princess’s eyes. And so is the princess. Dang dang dang the clock strikes 12. A is waken from the happiness.
A: Princess, I must go now. I am very sorry.
Princess: Wait
旁白：In a hurry A dropped one of his shoes. But the princess was following him.
A: (A look at princess and that shoe he has to go into the forest.)
第四幕 丢失的鞋
旁白：The next morning, the guard brings the shoe to the princess.
侍卫：My princess, this is the shoe left by Yang Master yesterday.
Princess: That’s great! God save me! Go and declare: Whoever can wear this shoe will be my prince.
第五幕 结局
旁白：The guars declared this thing in the whole city and it caused a big sensation. The two prince of the Trade are more excited.
B: Oh, it’s so beautiful. I’m sure I can wear this shoe.
C: Do you think it is possible? Only I can wear that shoe.
Stepmother: Stop talking, my dear sons. Go to get ready for it quickly. The guards will come in no time.
旁白：A was sweeping floor more and more slowly. The guards came in.
侍卫：This is the shoe. Come and try it.
旁白：At this moment B caught it quickly, tried it and murmured.
B: why can’t I put it on?
Stepmother: My dear, let me help you.
旁白：The mother pulled B to the corner cutting his toe. Then B put the shoe very hardly.
B: My princess, let’s go.（一瘸一拐）
Princess: No, you are not my prince. Take off the shoe.
C: Let me try. Let me try. (murmuring)I cannot wear it either.
旁白：The mother pulled C to the corner again, and cut his heel.
C: My princess, let’s go.
Princess: No, you are not my prince, either. （一瘸一拐）
侍卫：Who else doesn’t try to put on the shoe here?
A: (In a low voice) Let me have a try.(A put the shoe without any difficulty. It just fit him. And A took off his dirty clothes again.)
Princess: Wow, you are my prince.
Princess and Prince got married. Then they live together and they are very happy.
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英语话剧如下：
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous.
从前，有一个王后。她有一个漂亮的女儿，名叫白雪公主。孩子出生后不久，女王就去世了。女王又娶了一位女王。继母非常嫉妒。
She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
她给白雪公主穿上破布，强迫她整天整夜做家务，比如扫地、拖地、打扫卫生、挑水等等。
白雪：（Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
（扫地、拖地、清洁、提水等）
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
我是新女王。我很漂亮。你看。如果有人比我漂亮，我就杀了她。我有一面魔镜。如果我想知道什么，它肯定会告诉我的。现在，镜子，镜子，过来！
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
是的，我来了。陛下！你想知道什么？
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
镜子，镜子，在墙上。谁是最美丽的？
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
对陛下！我想你是所有人中最美丽的。但是有一位年轻的女士。她像雪一样白，像玫瑰一样红，像乌木一样黑。她比你漂亮得多。
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白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
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