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新老师学生A： 学生B： 学生C： 学生A他娘 ： 学生B他娘： c他娘： 旁白： 校长： 老师： 在一个很远的地方，有一个小房子，小房子里有一个小学校，小学校里有三个小学生和一个校长，看！今天学校里来了一个新老师，所以，故事...开始了旁白：In a distant place, there was a small house, small House has a primary school, primary school had three primary school students and a principal in, look! Today comes a new teacher in the school, so the story ... Start 同学们！今天我们学校来了一位新老师！希望你们不要像上次那个老师一样！拜拜！校长【用山东话】：The classmates! Our school has come a new teacher today! I hope you don't like the last time the teacher! Bye bye! 【淡定下台】 是的！校长，我们明白了！校长再见！学生A。B。C：Yes! President, we knew it! Principal bye!【用奸笑来对校长再见】【校长下，老师上】 同学们！大家好！我的名字叫 李哥，哇哈哈！不错吧！我是你们信任的老师，听说你们气走了很多老师，今天，我就来较量一下！好了！开始上课！上课！老师：The students!Hello, everyone.My name is Li brother, wow ha ha!Good!I am your trust in teacher, heard you gone many teachers, today, I'll fight!Good!Classes begin!Class begins 起立学生B：Stand up【学生一个一个站起来】 同学们早上好老师：ood morning, class 恩恩！中午好！学生ABC：ENENGood afternoon！ 我先给同学们画一幅画，然后你们才是什么！老师：I give the students to draw a picture, then you are what【在黑板上画一个桃子】 这是什么？老师：What it is? 老师，我能用汉语说吗？学生B：Teacher, can I speak in Chinese? 可以老师：OK这是屁股！学生B：pigu！这是…算了…算了….我认了！好吧！就当是屁股吧！老师：This is...Forget it.Forget it.I recognized!That'll be fine.When is your butt!好了！下一题！我在黑板上写汉语，你们把英语说出来！好吗？老师：Good!The next problem!I write Chinese on the blackboard, you speak English!All right?好学生ABC：OK！【在黑板上写“食人鱼”】 食人鱼学生A【举手】：eat people fish!这….好吧….不错…不错….你想象力挺丰富的啊！老师：This...OK.Nice.Nice.. you are very rich in imagination!行！下一题！我写算式，你们说答案！老师：That 's OK.The next problem!I write a formula, you say the answer!【在黑板上写“1+1= 2+2= 3+3= 4+4= 5+5= ”】2 4 6 8 10学生C：two four six eight ten 【都不说话，只让胡志勇说】闭嘴！老师：Shut up【再从黑板上写“1+2= 2+3= 3+4= 4+5= ”】 3 4….学生C：three four…..【换没说完就被老师用胶布捂住嘴】 【这时，有吃东西的声音杨云青和刘明坤在吃薯片】你…..杨云青给我上来擦黑板！老师：You...Yang Yunqing gave me to clean the blackboard下一个课程，念生字老师：The next course, read the new words老师念什么啊学生B：What the teacher read aloud. 念上面的字啊！老师：Read the word!上面没有字啊！学生B：Without a word.啊！老师：A！【回头看】 好吧！这是群什么学生啊！老师：That'll be fine.This is a group of student!好学生！学生ABC：提示："%s"以后的内容没有被翻译，单次翻译最多1000字努力翻译中，请稍后…A good student! 我去啊！我疯了!老师：I went to ah!I'm crazy!【甩门而去】 耶！！！学生ABC：Yeah!!! 【放学了】哇哇哇哇！孩子胆肥了！敢跟老师作对！不错不错！回家好好奖赏奖赏你！学生A他娘：Cry!The children feed!Dare to tell the teacher!Nice.Go home and have a good reward reward you!【摸着学生A的头走出去】 你这熊孩子，换敢跟老师作对！回家收拾你！学生B他娘：You bear the child, for dare to resist with the teacher!Tidy up your home!你….好吧….我无语了！学生C他娘：You...OK.I was speechless!