英语对话老外

下面是我整理的2人幽默英语对话，希望对大家有帮助。

2人幽默英语对话1：

男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?)

女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。)【我立马走人】

男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)

女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)【我不想和你有任何交集】

男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)

女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】

男：Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字吗?)

女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)

男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)

女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)【长的真丑】

男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)

女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】

2人幽默英语对话2：

男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?

女:Sure.

男:What is your father’s name?

女:Happy!

男:Then, What is your mother’s name?

女:Smile!

男:Are you joking?

女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?

男:Of course not.

女:Go ahead.

男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a

band. Will you join us?

女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band

男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you can play piano very well.

女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.

男:What are you good at?

女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.

男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?

女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.

男:Really? What does he like?

女:He prefers quiet music.

男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he?

女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .

男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.

女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?

男:Why not?

女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?

男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to.

But we have one problem with our band

女:what is it?

男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.

女:Are you joking?

男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding.

女:Well, that makes sense?!

2人幽默英语对话3：

前台小姐：“you have what thing?”

你有什么事

老外：“can you speak english?” 你能说英语吗

前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”如果我没在说英语，那我在说什么?

老外：“can anybody else speak english? ”有没有其他人会说

前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”你自己看看，所有的人都在玩，没有人有时间，你可以等，你等，你不等，随你。

老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”上帝，这有人会说英语吗

前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”叫什么叫，安静一点，你在这里有什么事

老外：“i want to speak to your head.”我想要跟你的上司讲。

前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”头不在，你明天来。

1、你从哪里来 where are you from ？/Where do you come from?2、那是一个......的国家 漂亮的 繁荣的 浪漫的 It is a ...........country. beautiful、prosperous、romantic 3、你在中国多久了 How long have you been in China?4、你会讲中文吗 Do you speak Chinese? / Can you speak in Chinese?5、也许你的中文比我的英文要好 Your Chinese may be better than my English.6、你喜欢中国吗 喜欢中国人民吗 Do you like China? Do you like Chinese（people）?7、我们是友好的 We are friendly.8、很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.9、我只会讲一点英文 I can speak only a little English.10、接下去我不能用英语和你交谈了 I am afraid I can not go on talking to you in English any more.

英语 How are you!日语 こんにちは汉语 你好！德语 Guten Tag, lieber Herr!印度 (namasté) 埃及 Arabic: مرحبًا (márħaban) 法国 salut (informal), bonjour 巴西 Spanish: hola, buenos días 韩国 여보세요 (yeoboseyo)

这个随意啦~1、hello,how are you？2、I'm glad to see you !3、How do you do?4、Today is a fine/cloudy day!

A=你B=某老外(全是我自己打的 最起码符合我们的初一水平）B:Hi！I'm John.Nice to meet you!A:Me,too.I'm xxx.What are you doing here?B:I'm going on a trip here.Here is very beautiful,no?A:Haha,I think so.B:And may I ask you a question?A:Sure.Please.B: Could you tell me where the nearest hotel is?We're looking for one.But I can't speak Chinese.So I can't talk with people over here.Could you ask other people,and then tell me ,please?A:You're too polite.I can help you of course.Just a minute.……A:OK,I see,now.B:Thanks a lot.Please tell me right now~A:OK.That man said the nerest hotel is by XXX lake.That is 5 miles away from here.Just turn to east and drive 20 minutes.Then you'll get there.B:Thanks a lot!You're very helpful and good!!!!And can the waiter and waitress in that hotel speak English?A:Forget about it~And I think they should know how to speak Eglish.Because the hotel is very famous in foreign countries.B :Oh I see.I'm very glad to meet you!Bye!A:Me,too.Bye!

你从哪里来 where are you from 那是一个......的国家 漂亮的 繁荣的 浪漫的 It is a beautiful,prosperous,romantic country你在中国多久了How long have you been in China?你会讲中文吗Do you speak Chinese?也许你的中文比我的英文要好Perhaps your Chinese is better than my English你喜欢中国吗 喜欢中国人民吗Do you like China?Do you like Chinese?我们是友好的 We are friendly很高兴认识你Nice to meet you我只会讲一点英文I can speak a little English接下去我不能用英语和你交谈了And then i can't talk to you in English希望能帮到你，绝对正确，祝生活愉快

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