冰枫星雨
SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? 音乐起，皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 猎人出场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起，小动物出场，追赶猎人，公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what’s the matter with you? S.w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小动物追赶猎人下场 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起，7个小矮人出场， D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\somebody drank my water---- 3\someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you! D: （齐说）Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起，皇后扮演老太太出场，对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 S.w wake up, wake up… 音乐起，动物引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子吻公主，公主醒了 S.w: Thank you for your help! P: My pleasure 音乐起，小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞
张祝君1
三只小猪小红帽（分饰小红帽，狼和猎人）朋友和熊英语短剧：三只小猪旁白：Long long ago, there were three little pigs living with their mother. They were very happy and they were very kind to their friends. Look! They are coming! （情景一：猪妈妈和三只小猪在森林里快乐的玩耍）(加快乐的音乐 ） M： babies, Come on！Pp：Here we come! M： Let’s do some exercises. Lift your arms. Bend your knees. Touch your toes.P1：Mom, look! We’re so strong! (伸出胳膊，亮出肌肉)三个小猪比健美 P2： Yes, I am strong! P3：Yes, I am strong! M：Yes! My babies! You should have your own house! Pp：Ok! I’d love to. M：You can do it! Ps：Yes! We can! Yeah! (做成功的动作) 旁白：The three little pigs make three houses. They all think their own house is the best! But the wolf is coming! He is very hungry! （音乐） W：Gu,gu,gugugu. I’m very hungry. Oh, I sniff the pig’s smell. Aha! I have a good idea! (来到第一只小猪的门前敲门) Little pig, little pig, let me come in! P1： No! You are bad wolf! W：Then I ‘ll huff and blow your house down . (吹一下，房子倒了，小猪突然发现，吓了一下，逃跑) P1：Oh! Help! Help! My brother! Please help me! (迅速进入第二只小猪家，然后马上关门) P2： Don’t be afraid! W：Little pig, little pig, let me come in! P1&P2：No! No! W：Then I ’ll huff , blow your house down! （狼鼓足气吹一下，房子有点摇晃，又吹一下，两只小猪堵着门，挣扎之后，房子倒了） p1p2：Oh, my god! Let’s run away, run away! （跑到第三个小猪家的床底下哆嗦） P1：The wolf is very strong! P2：He wants to eat us! P3：My god, help me! ( 三只小猪都在床底下) W：Little pig, little pig, let me come in! P1P2P3：No! W：Open the door! I can get the house down! (吹一下，没动，鼓足又吹一下，迟疑了一下) Why? (最后吹三下，开始喘气了，然后倒地) p1p3p2：Yeah! We are safe now! 旁白：The wolf is very angry! He has a good idea! He climbs up the chimney! P1&P2&P3：Oh! Look! The wolf!P1：How to do? （开始转着跑） P2：MOM ！Where are you? （哭着说） P3：Don’t worry! Let’s put the wood into the fire! P1p2p3：Ok, 123… W ：(掉进火里挣扎) oh ! No! P1p2p3：The wolf is dying! We succeed! yeah ! 结尾曲 Two friends and the bearTwo friends were travelling together through a forest. One of them said : “ If we meet any wild beasts, I’ll help you and you’ll help me.” “ That’s fine,” said his friend, and they walked on.Suddenly a big bear ran out from behind a tree. The man who said he would help his friend at once got up a tree and hid himself among the leaves. The other man could not climb trees. So he threw himself on the ground, closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.The bear came up and sniffed at the man’s head. It put its nose close to his mouth and ears. The man held his breath. The bear thought he was dead and walked away, for bears never touch dead men.When the bear was gone, and all was safe, the man in the tree came down. With a smile, he asked his friend: “ What did the bear tell you when he put his nose so close to your ears?”“ Well,” said his friend, “ the bear said: ‘ Don’t trust those who leave their friends the moment they get into difficulty!’”
潘潘大小J
三人英语搞笑话剧剧本
话剧指以对话为主的戏剧形式。下面是我为你带来的三人英语搞笑话剧剧本 ，欢迎阅读。
3人短剧，简单有趣，每人不超过10句话，并且都是很简单的话，经理只有一句词，但是还比较有水平。由一个笑话改编。
最后结果出人意料，其实是服务生误解了顾客。
C,the customer.
W,the waiter.
M,the manager.
In the restaurant.
W:What can I do for you,sir?
C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg Soup.That's all.
W:A moment.
W:Yours,sir.
C:Thank you.
C:Waiter.
W:Yes?Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:I'm sorry.Sir.I'll change it for you.
W:Here your soup.Sir.
C:Thank you.
C:waiter!
W:Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:Er.I'm terribly sorry.I change it in a second.
C:Sir.I'm sorry for the soup.Now is the soup.
W:OK.
C:Waiter!!
W:Sir?
C:Call your manager,please.
M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup?
C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON?
人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒
J：沙僧
B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的`村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
(谢幕)
