幽默中式英语

关于搞笑的中式英语句子

在生活、工作和学习中，大家肯定对各类句子都很熟悉吧，句子的组成部分，包括主语、谓语、宾语、定语、状语、补语六种。句子的类型多样，你所见过的句子是什么样的呢？以下是我收集整理的搞笑的中式英语句子，希望能够帮助到大家。

01．we two who and who？

咱俩谁跟谁阿

02．how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你？

03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers! together up!

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!

有事起奏，无事退朝

06．you me you me

彼此彼此

07．You Give Me Stop!

你给我站住！

08．know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之，不知为不知……

09．WATCH SISTER

表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的.儿子会打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough

美中不足

12．one car come one car go,two car pengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;

if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Li old big.toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。

你有两下子

19．as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！

20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face,I turn my face

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

21.no three no four

不三不四

22.seven up eight down

七上八下

1.Know is know,no know is no know,it's know.知之为知之，不知为不知，是知也。

2.No three no four.

3.If you want money,I have none; If you want life,I have one.要钱没有，要命一条。

4.Good good study,day day up.好好学习，天天向上。

5.We two who and who?这句话给老外听可得把他们听晕了，你猜得到是什么意思吗？

6.You ask me,but who can I ask？你问我，我问谁啊。

7.You have seed.I will give you some color to see see.Brothers! Together up!你有种，我给你点颜色看看，兄弟们，一起上！

1.给你点颜色看看——Give you some color see see.

2.不三不四——No three no four.

3.马马虎虎——horse horse tiger tiger.

4.走着瞧！——Go and look.

5.你真有两把刷子！——You really have two brushes.

1.u ask me,i ask who?你问我，我问谁？

2.if you no three no four,i will give you color see see.如果你不三不四，我就给你点颜色看看。

3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you.你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。

4．know is know noknow is noknow.知之为知之，不知为不知。

5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!有事起奏，无事退朝

6．you me you me.彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!你给我站住！