圣诞节英语节目

Aside: Once upon a time, a beautiful princess named Snow White. We referred to as her white. But! In the near future, the queen is dead, the king married a new queen, is the new queen of drowning fish, birds killed, more than indescribably beautiful! Queen game, holding a lady-in-waiting behind 2 brand, brand, "Beautiful Invincible" After: a woman so good! I am the world's most beautiful woman, you say, right? Lady-in-waiting: yes! Earth know! Do not believe it, you ask mirror on the wall! After: Mirror mirror on the wall! Who is the world's most beautiful woman? Mirror: ... that ... before the most beautiful queen you are wrong you, but more than a decade, and indeed some Shenmeipilao now to the world's most beautiful man is - white! She also on the latest issue of the Flower The son does the cover! After: I say no wonder that fewer and fewer of the recent paparazzi! Her she was her she was her! I kill her! (Meditation, refers to the ring) waiter! Killer (wearing a mirror on the wall, toothpicks Diao, rickety, rub the new queen) Why Why? After: the image of the attention! I have a serious matter and you want to talk about Killer: "What ' After: Snow White, what's that called you to help me kill her! Killer (money than the position): ... After: 2,000,000! Enough Killer (spit toothpicks) 2,000,000? Will not do not! Too few! Plus point! After the (killer arrived fist holding his chin): 2,010,000, the line! Or not!! Killer: closing! After: Ha, ha, ha ha ha (end) Killer turn their backs to the audience in clothes loaded things Turned I Shuai is the legendary killer of the dead shark!! Princess: In a dark night of the toes, he he he he grasped my left hand. Then, he he he he he grasped my right hand, then we jump up a dance, I have to be from his Mei Nanji into being Aside: all of a sudden! His face changed, from the arms out (gadgets out) out! (Gadgets out) took out a knife!! Princess while doing back-girls "Do not scare you at home, people are you girls!!" Killer bow, sighing, turning, hair strand: wrong, wrong, wrong! Hey, I always Xintai Ruan, Xintai Ruan, all have their own problems Tam! You go! I do not kill you Aside: Princess ah fled away and escaped to a small forest! Met her fate in the 7 men! (7 Dwarfs along with the music of Swan Lake ballet dancing game) Dwarfs 1: Who are you! Dwarfs 2: how do you here? Dwarfs 3: eat our rice Dwarfs 4: wear our clothes Dwarfs 5: sleeping in our bed? Dwarfs 6: to bring you the cash 7 Dwarfs together: here, but we do not use their credit cards to the yo!! White: I! Is the legendary beautiful and lovely, lively, smart, loves everyone, see flowers bloom, the car tire of the car see Snow White! Though, alas, utterly devoid of conscience, I want to drive people out of the Queen! Sent killer To kill me, and thanks to a crucial moment, I performed like a honey trap, was able to escape! Hey, my prince ah, why can not you hurry up to do!! Since then, the 7 Dwarfs of Snow White took a day, dwarves dig out gold on the Snow White at home to do housework, this day, people have to go out of small dwarf, Before I left, they gave snow Princess a couplet. Alliance on: domestic violence to resist! Xia Lian: Call of the community of love! Hengpi: Do not talk to strangers! White: hey, really difficult to do housework ah! From morning till now more than 3 hours, and I did not even have a table Cawan! Hey Queen from the mirror on the wall that there has been no dead white, fly into a rage, ready to participate personally! After the (door); room was right! White (to himself): Oh, must be engaged in the marketing! Dwarves can not let people come in to sell out! (Shouting) you are selling out of it After: Yes, ah White: That person is no room!! After: I have nothing to do with the marketing, I recommend some good things in particular the Special! Aside: it is not engaged in the marketing ... ... White: Oh! Have nothing to do with the marketing ah! Come in, do not lock the door! After (to himself) I knock on the door unlocked for a long time nothing! After the (smiling): beautiful girl, I have been here for the beautiful things you have prepared Oh! White: a small umbrella with it? Pass after a small umbrella White: I brought you! Yes! Ah! Yes! (Back) After: how it has not White (see shrug days) did it rain! After: In that case, what you have to walnut? White; do you have carrots After: What I said was, you have to do walnut? White (Sha Sha's) do you have carrots After the (loud) I said yes, you have to, nuclear, peach, it? White (to increase the volume): Oh! Yes walnut! (Sha Sha return to the expression) you have a carrot it? After the princess will take a small umbrella in the Dayun chair, pick up the walnuts, in all seriousness of the audience: the walnut is toxic Oh! Mouth to feed into the white, left the Queen Small dwarf people to go home Dwarfs 1: Pig! Do not sleep! Up soon to work!! 2 dwarves with white hand-breath test, like an idiot: she is dead, al - Small dwarf people to repeat them finished, "she died in Jerusalem" Took out his pocket tissues, weeping, while throwing tear while shouting: she is dead, al ~ ~! At this point, the Prince of neighboring countries to come here to hunt Prince under the sheets when a small plane cloak-like game, ran twice in the next to Princess Margaret came to a halt. Prince: Who is this! Dwarf small people: As a matter of fact, this is a beauty! Prince look carefully: I kao! This is also called beauty!! Aside: After the poisoning of the white beyond recognition Prince Princess flat: an insult to my eyes! Princess spit walnut, wake up, get up, look around: Who hit me! Who! Who! See Prince White: wow! Ge Ye Shuai! Prince (back) are you going to do you, you White (men loaded mature voice): beautiful! Too beautiful! Prince: Princess! You long as it is the unrestrained, as the tragic, as people forget to look over (the tragic tone) White: Do not you say so, others just a little small but beautiful you, Ha ha. Prince (referring to days); why! Why do I have to accept such a fate!! White: Prince!Do not worry! We do not like the Butterfly Lovers and so sad! Prince: Oh! Why! Why do I have to accept such a fate! (Run office sight) White: We have not married Prince you can not go!! Narration: Since then, White began a pursuit of Prince, but according to official historical records, and since then they have on the well-being and happiness of life! Ultimately the whole 旁白：很久很久以前，有一个国家，国家里有一位可爱的公主，我们都叫她白雪公主，她过着无忧无虑的生活，我们以后简称她叫小白。可是，王后死了（电闪雷鸣声），国王又取了一个新王后，新王后长的是淹死鱼，摔死鸟，别提多beautiful了 （王后上，身后两个宫女，王后手拿一张白纸，纸上有beautiful。）魔镜立在场边。 王后：做女人挺好，我是世界上最美的女人，（转头问身后的两个宫女）你们说是吗？ 宫女1：这还用说，地球人都知道。 宫女2：不信，您问镜子。 王后走向，手指镜子）魔镜，魔镜，告诉我，世上女人谁最美？？（做搔手弄姿装）（音乐起， 王后自己在场上用模特步走来走去。）快节奏音乐响 后:快说 魔镜：那个~从前最美丽的人是王后您没错啦，可是，10多年了，确实有点审美疲劳，现在世界上最美丽的那个人是-小白！她还上了最近一期花花公子的封面呢！听说现在有好多杂志请她拍封面呢！ 后：难怪现在狗仔队越来越少了！原来是她！她她她她她她！我要杀了她！（沉思，响指）：waiter！ 杀手：（墨镜，叼牙签，摇摇晃晃上，蹭新王后）干吗干吗 王后：跟你说正经事，有个叫白雪什么公主的，去帮我宰了她 杀手:(比money手势）这个~ 王后：两百万！怎么样 杀手：（吐牙签）200万？不行不行 太少了！！再加点 王后:201万！行，还是不行！！！ 杀手：（无比黑线）成交 杀手转过去蹲下身来往衣服里装东西 转过来 杀手：我就是人称玉面假飞龙的杀手killer！！ POSE 白雪公主：在一个伸手不见脚趾的夜晚 ……省略 他说要带我去武大看樱花（二人摆革命姿势） 忽然 杀手脸色一变 从怀里一掏…… 掏出一个小玩意= = 掏 又掏出一个小玩意 再掏 掏出了一把刀 （killer拿住刀，架公主脖子上。公主边退边做女生状） 白雪公主：不要吓人家啦啦 人家是女生诶 killer：（低头，叹气，忽然转身，手缕头发，pose）错错错，春如旧，人空瘦，泪痕红浥鲛绡透，都说自古红颜多薄命，但是我这个英雄跟是难过美人关啊！（唱：我总是心太软 心太软，把所有问题都自己扛！）你走吧，我不杀你 于是公主逃到了森林里……………… 遇到了她宿命中的7个男人 7个小矮人跳着芭蕾上场 小矮人1：你是谁？ 小矮人2：你怎么在这里？ 小矮人3：吃我们的饭? 小矮人4；穿我们的衣? 小矮人5：睡我们的床？ 小矮人6：带现金了吗？ 7个小矮人一起：我们这里不可以刷卡的哟！ 小白:我纯洁善良美丽可爱人见人爱花见花开车见车爆胎的白雪公主！只可惜那丧尽天良的王后竟然要追杀我，幸亏我在关键时候施展美人计，才得以逃脱！哎，我的王子啊！你为什么就不能快点来呢！ 事实是这样，请你们收留我吧 就这样，7个小矮人收留了小白，每天小矮人出去挖金子，小白就在家里做家务。今天，矮人们又要出去了，临走前，他们送给公主一副对联 上联：抵制家庭暴力 下联：呼唤社会爱心 横批：不要和陌生人说话！ 公主做家务（音乐嘻唰唰） 小白:哎，做家务真辛苦啊！从早上到现在都3个多钟头了，我连一张桌子都没有擦完！哎！ 此时王后知道小白没死，暴跳如雷，决定亲自上阵 后：屋子里有人吗？ 小白（自言自语）咦!一定是搞推销的！小矮人说不能放搞推销的人进来！（大喊）别敲了！屋子里没人！！ 后；我不是来搞推销的，我是来推荐几种特别特别好的东西的 旁白：还不是搞推销的！~ 小白:不是搞推销的啊！请进！门没锁！ 后（自言自语）：门没锁那我敲了半天算什么~ 美丽的小姑娘，我们这儿的一切都是为了美丽的你锁准备的噢！！ 小白：带小雨伞了吗 后;带了 递过 小白（仔细端详）嗯，不错！不错！（还回） 后：怎么不要了》 小白：没下雨呀！ 后；那么~你要核桃吗？ 小白：你有胡萝卜吗 后:你要核桃吗 小白（痴呆状）你有胡萝卜吗？ 后（大声）：我说的是，你，要，核，桃，吗？ 小白（声音提起）：噢！核桃啊！（回复白痴状)你有胡萝卜吗？ 王后用小雨伞将小白击倒在椅子上 掏出核桃，面对观众一本正经的说:这个核桃是有毒的噢！ 然后喂进小白嘴里 撑开雨伞，旋转下台，跳着唱着；你是痛苦的，噢~~我是快乐的，噢~ 小矮人回家 小矮人1；猪，别睡了！该干活了！ 小矮人2试小白鼻息，白痴状：她死了耶…… 小矮人一一重复 最后一个说完后 从口袋里掏出面巾纸，边撕边哭边扔，还一边喊：她死了也~~呜呜 这时，邻国的王子来这里打猎… 王子披床单当斗篷做小飞机状绕场跑2周，指着公主：这是谁啊？ 小矮人：其实，这是一美女！ 王子仔细端详：我KAO！这样也叫美女！ 旁白：中毒后的小白已经面目全非 王子扁公主 公主吐核桃，醒。站起身：谁打我！谁！谁！ 转头看见王子，做花痴状:哇！帅哥诶！ 王子惊慌状往后退:你你你要干吗 小白抓住王子的手，学成熟男人声：漂亮！太漂亮了！ 王子：公主！你长的是那么奔放！那样的令人过目难忘！那样的……(悲壮) 小白:呵，不要这么说啦，人家只是有点小漂亮而已啦！ 王子指天:为什么！为什么我要接受这样的命运！！ 小白；王子你放心，我们不会像梁山伯和祝英台那样悲惨的！！ 王子慢慢解下公主的手，公主却越抓越紧 王子逃脱:公主！下辈子我还会记住你的！ 小白追赶王子：王子！我们还没有结婚！你不能就这么走了！（追下台） 旁白：从此，小白开始了对王子的追捕，但是据官方史料记载，他们从今以后过上了幸福快乐的生活 全剧终